The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The main character only eats the flesh of monsters; there is absolutely no cannibalism. Please understand.

Xu Feng stroked his chin, looking at the petite and adorable school beauty president, and a wicked thought couldn't help but creep into his mind:

"Now that we're lovers, how about we try kissing first?"

"Kiss?" Li Huaqin stood on tiptoe, wanting to try.

However, she was too short to reach Xu Feng, who was a handsome young man of 1.86 meters. This was indeed a bit of a challenge for Li Huaqin.

Xu Feng picked her up and immediately felt her soft, boneless touch. He kissed Li Hua Qin, and the touch was very soft, like jelly, much better than the Tender Cat Girl he bought.

For a fleeting moment, Xu Feng felt that the fake mannequin was just a living silicone doll.

As things stand, Li Huaqin will not refuse his actions.

After Xu Feng kissed Li Hua Qin, a somewhat confused expression appeared on Li Hua Qin's otherwise lifeless and adorable face:

"Hmm...something seems a bit off. Let's go check the dorms!"

"Okay! My lovely lover."

Wearing a disciplinary armband, Xu Feng and Li Huaqin checked the dormitories one by one. After 10 p.m., all the dormitories were already in bed and asleep, and no one made a sound.

Soon, Xu Feng found several dormitories where the Indians lived. All of their fake roommates were lying on their beds, foaming at the mouth and twitching in their legs.

Even after 10 p.m., the Indians didn't stop. During a room check, Xu Feng even witnessed an appalling scene: several Indians were actually assaulting their fake roommate who was foaming at the mouth.

Seeing this, Xu Feng wanted to wash his eyes. In order to prevent Li Hua Qin from seeing this extremely disgusting scene, he quickly reached out and covered her eyes.

Li Huaqin seemed to know what had happened as well:

"It's those disgusting humans, Vice President. Go and get rid of them! These people are so disgusting, they can only be treated as hazardous waste."

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow slightly. So, if I kill the vice president, I'll become the vice president?

Is there such a good thing?

Xu Feng revealed an elegant yet cruel smile and said:

"I will, my beloved president."

Xu Feng strode into the dormitory and frowned as he looked at the two Indians who had violated their fake roommate.

"It's already 10 PM, why aren't you asleep yet? Looks like I need to punish you all!"

The Indian guy who had violated the fake roommate was quick-witted and immediately spoke up:

"Dear Disciplinary Committee Member, I have a sacred object to give you. I hope you can disregard my rude behavior."

As he spoke, the Indian man shakily pulled out a bottle of filthy Ganges holy water and stuffed it into Xu Feng's hand.

"If this holy water from the Ganges is drunk, it can strengthen the body and cure all diseases. I hope the Discipline Inspection Commission member will accept it."

Xu Feng accepted the holy water without making a sound. This Ganges holy water from the Indian was no ordinary poison; it seemed even a fake human couldn't withstand it. Perhaps it would be surprisingly effective when he encountered danger!

Just when the Indian man thought he would be safe after handing over the Ganges Holy Water, Xu Feng raised an eyebrow and said with some annoyance:

"How dare you! You actually bribe me, a fair and upright disciplinary committee member? It seems I need to impose some mandatory punishment on you!"

Upon hearing this, the smile on Ah San's face froze.

This...this isn't right, is it?

Aren't pseudo-humans usually not very bright?

Don't they believe whatever they're told?

Besides, haven't you already accepted all our gifts?

Where exactly is fairness and integrity?!

When Ah San looked at Xu Feng's elegant demeanor, his heart skipped a beat.

Spicy! He's an elite monster, a bloodthirsty gentleman!

The following scene was extremely brutal; none of the Indians in the dormitory survived.

The pseudo-human classmates who were saved by Xu Feng kept expressing their gratitude to him, looking at him with the same eyes they would look at their own father.

Meanwhile, the Indians in the live stream were in an uproar, denouncing Xu Feng!

Pasha Flying Pancake (Part 3): "You damned Elegant Bro, this is murder! What did our players do wrong? Why did Elegant Bro kill them so cruelly? You Chinese people have to give me an explanation."

Apacha (Hua): "Explain? What explanation? It's clearly your own stupidity that you dared to expose your human identities so boldly in the dungeon. It's only because the fake humans thought you were too dirty and didn't want to eat you. You brought this on yourselves, who can you blame?"

Just thinking about you makes me so happy (Hua):

"That's right, that's right. You guys clearly brought this upon yourselves by exposing your human identities. The rule in the dorm is that you must be in bed by 10 p.m. and you can't make any noise."

"You've all broken the rules. If I, Elegant Bro, don't take action, then I'm not elegant. You can't let my human identity be exposed because of your own stupidity, can you?"

Disconnect City and Account Thief Warrior (Hua): "Exactly! Stop barking like a dog. If you're so capable, go find Elegant Bro in the dungeon for revenge. What kind of skill is it besides barking like a dog!"

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Xu Feng took out a handkerchief and elegantly wiped the blood from his face, then walked out of the dormitory and looked at Li Hua Qin waiting at the door:

"Those disgusting humans have been dealt with by me, my beloved chairman."

"Well done, as expected of a student council member I value highly," Tachibana Kanade praised in a lifeless, melodramatic voice.

The subsequent dormitory inspection went very smoothly, because the screams of the Indians in the dormitory made both the fake humans and the real humans very well-behaved.

They all lay quietly in bed, not daring to make a sound.

Thinking this through, Xu Feng pushed open the door and saw a rather fat pseudo-human snoring loudly while sleeping, making it impossible for the other pseudo-humans in the dormitory to sleep.

He was completely bewildered; he remembered that he was clearly a monster!

How did I become human?

The other pseudo-humans in the dormitory, who were quite tormented by the snoring, also said incredulously with strange smiles:

"So Gian isn't a monster after all? He eats so deliciously."

"Yeah! Yeah! If the disciplinary committee hadn't found out, we'd still be completely in the dark!"

In the Academy of False Men, the words of the disciplinary committee members are the truth, and no false man would doubt them.

Therefore, naturally no pseudo-human or monstrous person would question Xu Feng's words.

Because the monster's neck was so thick, Xu Feng was able to prevent it from becoming speechless.

The monster was in some discomfort from Xu Feng's pinching, and it tried to explain in a rough, broken voice:

"I...I'm not prey, I...I'm a genuine monster, you must be mistaken!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng smiled elegantly and confidently, saying:

"What a coincidence, every human I've met says the same thing, and even says you're not human!"