The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The next moment, the fat man's red and white flesh, which had been smashed in the head, began to writhe, and a perfectly healthy head visibly grew back.

However, the fat man with the new head seemed to have lost a lot of energy; the fake man's head had been smashed, and it appeared that he had consumed a significant amount of his life force.

The fat man who had grown a head looked at Teacher Yan Wang with a look of fear on his face and quickly said:

"Teacher, I was wrong. I will definitely study hard."

Yan Wang adjusted his glasses, looking at the students in the classroom who were all shrinking their necks, not daring to look at him, and said somewhat angrily:

"You guys are truly the worst class I've ever taught!"

Teacher Yan Wang's gaze swept over Xu Feng, and he found that Xu Feng was sitting upright without fear, with an elegant smile on his face.

Immediately, Yan Wang spoke up and called out names:

"Xu Feng, you can answer this."

With an elegant smile on his face, Xu Feng stood up and answered, word by word:

"When you meet a friend, show concern and ask how they are doing. If they are not doing well, comfort them and help them solve their problems so that they trust you more."

"At this point, you can invite him to dinner, let him taste some special food, and after gaining his trust further, you can then serve your friend at the table."

"Of course, if your friend is doing well recently, you should be happy for him. You can try to offer suggestions for his future development and invite him to dinner. When prey is happy, its guard is extremely low."

"At this point, you can choose to invite your friends to dinner or bring them to the table."

"Finally, when parting with a friend, express your deep reluctance and offer some words of blessing, if you have a good relationship with that friend."

"It's okay to make some jokes; this can make your disguise more vivid and natural."

Yan Wang nodded in surprise. As expected of the outstanding student he had his eye on, this answer was even more standard than the standard answer and far superior to that of other students!

Moreover, the knowledge points Xu Feng answered had already gone beyond the scope of basic camouflage and belonged to the content of advanced camouflage.

"Very good, as expected of my most promising student. Your answer was perfect. Did you teach yourself advanced disguise techniques? My lovely student."

"As expected, I couldn't hide it from my beloved teacher. I did indeed learn the advanced disguise techniques ahead of time."

Yan Wang nodded, then glanced at the students present with a hint of disappointment and said:

"This is the right attitude to learn. You should all learn from Xu Feng."

Yan Wang patted Xu Feng on the shoulder with great satisfaction, and then, as if by magic, pulled out a ruler from his pocket and handed it to Xu Feng.

"Good. From now on, when I'm not around, you'll be the substitute teacher for the basic camouflage class. You can teach the students the basic camouflage class in my place."

Xu Feng gracefully gave a gentlemanly bow:

"Of course, it's my honor, my beloved teacher."

Information about the ruler quickly flooded into Xu Feng's mind.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Bloodstained ruler

Category: Lethal Weapons

Damage: 3~5

Effect: Effectively kills strange creatures and can interrupt their movements to some extent, causing them to freeze.

Side effect: This artifact craves blood and must be consumed every three days, otherwise it will affect the wielder's sanity!

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

This is great stuff!

Since Teacher Yan Wang handed me the ruler, doesn't that mean I'm now considered half a teacher at the Pseudo-Human Academy?

Wouldn't that mean having absolute power?

Immediately afterwards, Teacher Yan Wang continued his lecture, explaining how to handle interpersonal relationships with prey.

With an elegant smile, Xu Feng listened eagerly to Professor Yan Wang's explanation of camouflage techniques.

The classroom was filled with a peaceful and harmonious atmosphere, reflecting the enduring influence of the teacher.

It was as if the bloody scene from just moments ago had never existed; only the fat man remained, staring at Teacher Yan Wang with a look of constant fear.

get out of class ended quickly.

The teachers at the Pseudo-Human Academy were pretty good; they didn't extend get out of class time and ended it right away when it was time to leave.

Xu Feng and his two pseudo-roommates walked arm in arm through the cafeteria, looking like close buddies.

Zhao Hu, his eyes shining, praised:

"Brother Feng, you're amazing! You actually managed to give an answer that satisfied Teacher Yan Wang. You know, when Teacher Yan Wang checks students' answers in class, no one has ever gotten it right before. You actually got it right, it's incredible!"

Li Cheng also praised it, saying:

"Yes, yes! Brother Feng, you're amazing! My admiration for you is as boundless as the Yellow River!"

Upon arriving at the cafeteria, one finds it bustling with activity, but beneath this lively scene lurks an incredibly terrifying vision.

In the food displayed at the cafeteria window, various identifiable human tissues were brazenly laid out, looking both bloody and cruel.

Moreover, when the cafeteria aunties were serving food to the pseudo-human students, their hands stopped shaking, and they filled each pseudo-human student's plate with meat.

After the pseudo-students got their food, they began to wolf it down. The slightly more refined ones used chopsticks, while the less refined ones simply grabbed the food with their hands.

Although Xu Feng had already witnessed this scene at the dinner party held in the cafeteria last night, he still frowned.

That's barbaric, absolutely barbaric!

That's not elegant at all!

Xu Feng walked directly to a dummy that was eating with its hands, grabbed it by the neck, and lifted it up.

"Can you eat with chopsticks, young man?"

"I can eat whatever I want, it's none of your business!"

The dummy who had been interrupted from eating was a little unhappy. He turned his neck 180 degrees and stared straight at Xu Feng. But when he saw Xu Feng's face and the discipline armband he was wearing, he realized that...

The fake man's pupils contracted sharply, and he immediately revealed a strange, ingratiating smile, saying:

"I'll eat with chopsticks right now, I'll eat with chopsticks right now."

Xu Feng revealed an elegant yet cruel smile:

"You like to eat with your hands like a barbarian, right? Well, I'll let you eat your fill!"

After saying that, Xu Feng grabbed its head and slammed it into the food plate, once, twice, three times...

Blood splattered everywhere, and even the dining table was dented and deformed by Xu Feng's tremendous force.

The once noisy cafeteria suddenly fell silent, and both the fake humans and the lurking humans showed expressions of terror on their faces.

Even Xu Feng's fake roommates couldn't stand it anymore and quickly advised him:

"Brother Feng, that's enough. You're being too cruel. Can't you act a little more like a human being?"

Xu Feng licked the sweet, metallic blood from the corner of his mouth and slowly said:

"From now on, everyone in the cafeteria will have to use chopsticks to eat, and you absolutely must... maintain elegance! Eating with your hands—are you idiots afraid you won't be exposed soon enough once you enter human society?"

Upon hearing this, the fake people present didn't dare to breathe loudly. They all obediently picked up their chopsticks and started eating, not daring to breathe for fear of angering this disciplinary committee member known as the Bloody Gentleman!