The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xia Zhiyu and the other two disciplinary committee members were somewhat surprised to hear this, and they immediately asked:

"Xu Feng, you say he's human, what evidence do you have?"

"Evidence?" Xu Feng smiled elegantly. "Of course I have that kind of thing."

The skinny, short youth, whose neck was being choked, looked utterly incredulous; this was simply the opposite of what was expected.

How could a hypocrite be falsely accused of being human?

As a member of the disciplinary committee, he is an elite-level pseudo-human with a physique of 1.6 and a vitality of 30.

We have to teach him a lesson, those mere humans.

Because his feet couldn't reach the ground, the short, thin youth thrashed about fiercely with his arms and legs, trying to pry open the large hand that was choking his neck.

However, Xu Feng, whose physique was as high as two points, would not allow him to pry open the neck of the large hand.

"My beloved president, look, only humans are so weak, he can't even resist me in my hands."

Li Hua Qin tilted his head slightly:

"I see. You truly deserve to be a student council member whom I value highly. I didn't expect you to discover a human disguised as a fake so soon after joining the council."

The other two female imposters also gave Xu Feng incredibly eerie smiles, expressing their praise.

The short, thin young man was now completely panicked:

"President, you have to believe me! This guy is the real human, and I'm the fake one!"

Xu Feng smiled elegantly and said calmly:

"Cunning human, a fake human wouldn't show such a rich range of emotions as you. Besides, fake humans can't distinguish humans at all; they can only tell by human behavior. Therefore, you are actually human."

The short, skinny young man was practically cursing under his breath. As a pseudo-human, you've been labeled as human? Aren't you worried?

"I see, Xu Feng, your analysis is really accurate! I never imagined that my vice president had been lying in wait in front of me for so many years and I didn't realize that he was actually a human."

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback, not expecting that this guy was actually the vice president.

Xu Feng's ruthless hand gripped the short, thin youth's throat tightly, giving him no chance to speak.

"This human is too cunning. It's normal that you didn't notice, President. Please allow me a chance to go to the cafeteria to prepare the ingredients. I think we'll have a plan for tomorrow's banquet."

"Really? I look forward to your next dinner party. I hope you'll be back soon." Li Huaqin nodded, tacitly approving of Xu Feng's actions.

Xu Feng grabbed the thin young man by the neck and led him straight to the kitchen. Xu Feng removed the disciplinary armband from the young man's arm and casually stuffed it into his pocket.

"Human, I don't know why you're so strong, but it's useless, you can't kill me!"

The skinny, short youth gave a strange smile.

"Is that so? Whether it can kill or not, we'll find out by trying."

Xu Feng directly shaved the short, thin youth into the shape of Shang Yang, then wrapped his five parts in brown paper and threw them into five corners of the cold storage, making sure that his torso and limbs were far enough away.

After doing all this, Xu Feng nodded in satisfaction. He knew that the fake human had a strong vitality, but would it still be alive if the fake human was broken into five pieces and frozen in a cold storage for a whole day?

Even if it's still alive, at worst we can fry it in oil or roast it tomorrow night, then it shouldn't survive, right?

After all, even the monkey couldn't survive, so logically there's no reason why this skinny, short, fake human should be able to.

Meanwhile, the live stream chat exploded again.

Past events (in China): "Holy crap! Elegant Bro's move was absolutely amazing!"

Force 8 Gale (Hua): "Holy crap, this is hilarious! These cunning humans dare to disguise themselves as fake humans, what kind of bizarre scene is this?"

Yan Zhou (Hua): "What's the most important thing in life? I, Elegant Brother, will tell you, the most important thing in life is knowing when to temper your temper!"

Xiao Heizi (Hua): "To be honest, it's a good thing this is a newbie dungeon. The pseudo-physical constitutions in there are generally no more than two points, otherwise my elegant brother might have crashed."

Park Chang (Pao): "Damn it! You Chinese shouldn't be so smug. Our contestant from the Great Han Kingdom is just as good. He's already started working on the main quest, much faster than your elegant guy from China."

Ace Deathbringer (Hua): "Hilarious! Is it possible that my Elegant Brother doesn't need to do the main quest at all? He just needs to be a human being? The rewards from the main quest are negligible to my Elegant Brother. They're not as appealing as Ghost Coins."

Chicken soup for the soul (Hua): "Exactly, exactly, shut up, you damn Koreans."

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Xu Feng had finished preparing the ingredients and then came to Li Huaqin. The two female disciplinary committee members had already gone to inspect the girls' dormitory building.

Li Huaqin gave Xu Feng a strange smile.

"Because one of the disciplinary committee members was actually a poultry in disguise, and it has become food, and because we are short-handed, I will be doing room checks on the boys' dormitories with you."

"Yes, my beloved president, you look as lovely and beautiful as ever today, making one's heart flutter!" Xu Feng gave an elegant gentlemanly bow and praised her generously.

"Thank you for the compliment. You truly deserve to be a student council member whom I value highly."

At this time, the student council consisted of only Xu Feng and Li Huaqin.

Xu Feng thought, "Isn't this just a secret rendezvous?"

It seems like it's time to confess my feelings.

"President, I like you. Will you go out with me?"

Upon hearing this, Li Huaqin tilted his head slightly, his lifeless golden pupils filled with confusion:

What is liking someone? What is dating someone?

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng's lips curled up slightly, revealing an incredibly elegant smile:

"To like means to enjoy being with someone you like. When two people are together often, it means to be in a relationship or as lovers."

Li Huaqin pondered for a moment, then spoke:

"You mean, the fact that we're together now means we're dating?"

"You are a student council member whom I value highly. I really like you because the dinner you prepared was delicious."

"My beloved president, will you be my lover?"

Why should we be lovers?

"Because you like me, and I like you, that's enough. In human society, people who like each other will become lovers, and that's enough."

Upon hearing this, Li Huaqin appeared thoughtful. After a long pause, she spoke in a lifeless, melodious voice:

"Alright! I agree to be your lover. What we're learning at the Pseudo-Human Academy is how to better disguise ourselves as humans and learn human behavior. I think that's very necessary."

"Now that we're a couple, what actions should we take?"

Li Huaqin tilted her head slightly, her silver-white hair falling beside her ears, and her once lifeless but cute face now looked somewhat adorable.