The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The dinner went very well, and everyone was very satisfied.

"As expected of my top student, even the banquet he hosted was so delicious!" Yan Wang patted Xu Feng on the shoulder and said with great satisfaction.

"You flatter me, my beloved teacher," Xu Feng said neither humbly nor arrogantly, and returned the greeting gracefully.

The fat, fake human from the next dorm was eating with grease dripping from his mouth, his belly round and plump like an inflated balloon. He wiped the sauce from the corner of his mouth and generously tossed out a wad of strange coins:

"I am very satisfied with the banquet you hosted; this is a reward for you."

"It is my honor to satisfy my guests at the banquet I hosted," Xu Feng said with an elegant smile.

The school beauty and student council president, Li Huaqin, quietly wiped her mouth, a strange smile on her face, and said:

"I look forward to your next banquet. You truly are a student council member whom I value highly."

"It's my honor to satisfy you. I will definitely invite you to the next dinner party. Of course, don't forget the admission fee," Xu Feng replied with a smile.

"Of course." Li Huaqin's smile deepened, and he turned and drifted away.

The banquet concluded in such a joyful atmosphere that both hosts and guests enjoyed themselves immensely.

"Holy crap! Elegant Bro is awesome! Not only is his food delicious, but we've already earned 10,000 Ghost Coins on just the first day! We're all rich now, hahaha!"

Zhao Hu put his arm around Xu Feng's shoulder, looking like two good buddies as they walked back to the dormitory.

Even Li Cheng had an eager expression on his face. Faced with such a roommate who knew how to make money, he didn't care even if he knew his human identity.

After all, who would complain about being able to treat the two brothers to a life of luxury?

Just like Megatron enslaved humanity, you'll have weekends off, work only eight hours a day, and receive psychological counseling and a raise every three months.

If you were a fake person, would you dislike a roommate like that?

Of course, Zhao Hu and Li Cheng still firmly believed in Xu Feng's identity as a fake human, even if someone told them that Xu Feng was actually human.

Then Zhao Hu and Li Cheng would think that if Xu Feng were human, then the Pseudo-Human Academy would definitely have been taken over by humans.

Xu Feng then took out two thousand of the ten thousand ghost coins in front of him and gave them to Zhao Hu and Li Cheng, saying:

"I hope you brothers will spread the word about the next banquet we hold."

Upon receiving another thousand ghost coins, Zhao Hu and Li Cheng immediately beamed with joy and patted their chests, promising to take care of it.

Just then, the chef who looked like a pangolin blocked Xu Feng and the others' way. The expression on the chef's face was a bit hard to understand.

Zhao Hu grinned:

"Brother Feng, he seems to be looking for trouble. Should we take him on?"

Li Cheng, who was ruthless and taciturn, had already drawn a large cleaver, ready to make a move at any moment.

To everyone's surprise, just when the brothers thought a big battle was about to break out, the fake chef suddenly knelt down on the ground with a thud and hugged Xu Feng's leg, saying:

"Coach, I want to learn how to cook. Please teach me!"

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng were dumbfounded. They had already taken their pants off, and this was the last thing they got?

Just outrageous!

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow, pondered for a moment, and then said:

"I don't accept apprentices. If you really want to learn, it depends on your sincerity."

This fake chef was also a shrewd man, with a thorough understanding of human relationships and social dynamics.

Upon hearing this, he immediately pulled out a thick wad of counterfeit coins from his pocket and presented them with both hands:

"I understand! I understand! This is a small token of my apprenticeship; I hope Master won't find it offensive!"

Xu Feng accepted the strange coin with satisfaction, weighed it in his hand, and said calmly:

"Alright, I'm hosting a banquet tomorrow night, you'll be my assistant then!"

The chef's face lit up with joy, and he immediately understood that Xu Feng wanted him to learn a skill. He immediately became extremely respectful and said:

"Your disciple will be waiting in the kitchen tomorrow to welcome Master!"

The charlatan chef's face was so snobbish it was practically indistinguishable from a human's; he seemed to have dabbled in human society, his words flowing effortlessly.

When Xu Feng arrived at the dormitory, he made his bed and tidied himself up, as the bloodstains on his suit were really an eyesore.

Xu Feng took off his suit jacket, washed away the bloodstains, and then changed into the school uniform of the Pseudo-Human Academy.

If it were a chosen one or a human, they certainly wouldn't dare to be so bold as to wash and groom themselves in the dormitory of a fake human, but Xu Feng is different.

His reputation as a bloodthirsty gentleman has already spread throughout the pseudo-human academy.

As an oddball among pseudo-people, what's so strange about liking cleanliness?

Moreover, in order to better integrate into society, pseudo-humans will also learn to maintain hygiene like humans.

This scene surprised Zhao Hu and Li Cheng somewhat:

"Brother Feng, you look quite human now that you've cleaned yourself up, but it would be better if your behavior was a little more normal, then you could perfectly integrate into human society."

"Yes, yes, yes, Elegant Bro is great in every way, but sometimes his behavior is just too weird. Your nickname 'Bloody Gentleman' has already spread throughout the school. Other students in the school call you 'Bloody Gentleman' in private." Li Cheng chimed in from the side.

Xu Feng stopped washing up, paused for a moment, then said dejectedly:

"Where is the bloodshed in someone as elegant as me?"

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng shuddered as they recalled the scene of Xu Feng disciplining those students who broke the rules in class.

If you're not bloody, then there's no one bloody in the entire academy.

After washing up, Xu Feng put on his school uniform armband and went to report to the student council.

The school beauty and student council president, Li Huaqin, was already in the student council office early in the morning.

The other three disciplinary committee members arrived one after another, two girls and one boy. Although the two girls were very pretty, they were only at the level of class beauties and far from being school beauties.

The man looked rather thin, but had a somewhat roguish and wicked air about him.

The moment he saw Xu Feng, his eyes lit up, and he moved closer to him, sniffing him up and down, before saying:

"You smell really delicious. You... are you human?"

Upon hearing this, the student council members all turned to look at Xu Feng, but none of them showed any desire to attack.

Xu Feng showed no panic, yet maintained his elegance, and said calmly:

"What do you mean by that, sir?"

"Nothing else, you're just very interesting, and I'm very interested in you."

Another interesting guy?

Xu Feng smiled calmly and said:

"What gave you the illusion that I am human?"

The disciplinary committee member smiled knowingly.

"Oh, I see. I made a mistake... uh?!"

However, the fake disciplinary committee member was shocked to find that Xu Feng had somehow grabbed him by the neck and pinned him up, a cruel yet elegant smile on his face, as he said, word by word:

"You cunning humans, daring to impersonate us fake humans? Now, come with me immediately!"