Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start.
Chapter 1202 My Butt's on Fire
Fight 2.
The map depicting mountains, rivers, and the state.
Upon hearing Xiao Wu's words, everyone's expressions froze.
Now that Xiao Wu has said this, it seems that Su Yan really wasn't joking!
Last time when Brother Jie charged forward for love, everyone saw Yu Xiaogang's Luo Sanpao unleash his soul skill, which indeed created a large area of poison gas.
So Su Yan is serious?
[Su Yan: All fixed! Xiao Wu is starting to get a brain.]
[Xiao Wu: ???]
【Call me Your Majesty: Hahaha!!】
[Xiao Xiao is the cutest: I'm dying of laughter! Are you praising Xiao Wu, or are you praising Xiao Wu?]
[Wang Dong'er: Su Yan, you're so awful! How dare you talk about my mother, Xiao Wu, like that!]
[Xiao Wu: When you come back, I'll bite you to death, you bastard!] [Yu Luo Sha 1: Speak carefully!]
Here.
After hearing Su Yan's explanation, Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were also filled with questions.
Why are you so angry about this and that?
We don't understand a word you're saying!
"Su Yan, I won't believe anything you say. Don't even think about seeing me make a fool of myself."
"so."
Su Yan said with a serious expression, "Let's try it now. If what I said is false, I will give you a leg soul bone that is 70,000 years old."
[Su Yan: Little angel, quickly send me that soul bone I gave you before so I can use it.]
[Sent by Qian Renxue...]
Su Yan took out the soul bone that he had cut off from Tang Hao's leg from the group chat.
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's eyes lit up instantly when they saw the soul bone in Su Yan's hand. "A soul bone?"
"A 70,000-year-old soul bone?"
Damn.
That bastard Su Yan actually has a 70,000-year-old soul bone?
If Tang San knew that the soul bone Su Yan had was cut off from his father Tang Hao's leg, I wonder what his reaction would be.
"Su Yan, are you sure?"
"A 70,000-year-old leg bone, you're going to use it to bet on this prank?"
Su Yan nodded slightly and said, "That's right. If what I said is false, this soul bone will be given to you directly."
"Of course, I mean it. I can't give you this soul bone."
Chrysanthemum Douluo and his group were also dumbfounded.
No?
His Majesty Su Yan was actually serious? What's with all this anger and frustration? Pshaw, Yu Xiaogang's farts can actually burn and explode?
He offered a 70,000-year-old soul bone as a bet.
This shows that His Majesty Su Yan has complete trust in Yu Xiaogang's farts!
and many more.
Something about this sentence doesn't feel quite right.
dark place.
Qian Daoliu and the Golden Crocodile Douluo were also dumbfounded.
"What's going on?"
"Is Yu Xiaogang's fart really that powerful?"
"Your Majesty Su Yan is actually going to bet with them using a 70,000-year-old soul bone? Surely you wouldn't be using a 70,000-year-old soul bone to play tricks on them?"
Qian Daoliu said irritably:
"I think this kid is just messing with them. If Yu Xiaogang's farts could really burn, I'd..." "Grandpa!"
Qian Renxue hurriedly interrupted, "Don't say the second half. Su Yan is definitely confident."
Qian Daoliu was speechless. "Xiaoxue, you actually believe this nonsense?"
"A fart is just a fart. How can a fart catch fire?"
Bibi Dong gave Qian Daoliu a strange look and said, "You almost got free food and drinks."
"You believe him too?"
Qian Daoliu looked at Bibi Dong speechlessly.
Xiaoxue is young and it's one thing to believe it, but how could you, Bibi Dong, believe it?
Qian Renxue said, "She not only believes in him, but she's the one who believes in Su Yan the most."
Upon hearing this, Qian Daoliu's expression became complicated. As expected of Bibi Dong!
Right now.
Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang with burning eyes; he really wanted the 70,000-year-old soul bone! "Teacher, I want it."
"teacher?"
Yu Xiaogang was also heartbroken.
Damn!
As I just said, we absolutely cannot let that bastard Su Yan succeed. You rebellious disciple, you see a 70,000-year-old soul bone and you want your teacher to fart in public?
What a rebellious disciple!
Seeing Yu Xiaogang hesitate, Tang San thought for a moment and whispered in Yu Xiaogang's ear:
"Teacher, if what Su Yan said is false, then we can get a 70,000-year-old soul bone. If what Su Yan said is true, then we can get a powerful soul skill."
"Since you'll have to use your soul skill sooner or later anyway, why not give it a try today?"
"Regardless of the final outcome, we've already made a profit today!"
Yu Xiaogang was also very conflicted when he heard Tang San's words.
Tang San is right. But this means he has to fart himself, whereas before it was Luo Sanpao who farted; the nature of this is completely different.
This?
After a moment's internal struggle, Yu Xiaogang shouted:
"Su Yan".
"If what you just said is false, will you really give us the 70,000-year-old soul bone?"
Su Yan said with a serious expression:
"I, Su Yan, have beaten you up more than once or twice. I'm asking you, when have I, Su Yan, ever failed to follow the rules?"
"My motto in life is: First, establish the rules, and the path you take will become wider and wider. I'd rather earn less than break the rules. Once the rules are established, you won't have to worry about anything."
[Everyone: ???]
When Yu Xiaogang and Tang San heard Su Yan's words, although the rules were established and they didn't feel anxious, they didn't quite understand.
But Su Yan, although evil and already courting death, is indeed very disciplined. Every time he beats them up, he does follow the rules and doesn't seem like the kind of person who would cheat on a bet.
I used to bet... Ugh! I don't think I ever won a bet before. And what's with that bastard Su Yan? How infuriating!
What do you mean you've beaten us up more than once or twice? Listen to yourself, is that even human language?
After struggling for a while, Yu Xiaogang activated his Martial Soul Possession again, transforming into a pig warrior, and said with a serious expression:
"Su Yan!"
"I know you want to see me make a fool of myself, but it's okay. What does that matter for a 70,000-year-old soul bone?"
"I, Yu Xiaogang, have made the bet!"
Tang San was moved when he saw his teacher Yu Xiaogang's resolute expression.
"teacher."
Yu Xiaogang simply raised his hand, indicating that Tang San did not need to say anything more.
"Su Yan, you speak!"
"Do you want me to unleash my soul skill immediately, or how do you want me to unleash it?"
Su Yan suppressed a laugh and said with a serious expression, "Very well!" "Since none of you believe me, we must do this little experiment today, even if it costs us 70,000 years of soul bone!"
"Tang San, step back a few meters and light a torch. Once the flames are burning, Yu Xiaogang, just unleash your soul skill in the direction of the flames."
Upon hearing Su Yan's words, Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were instantly overjoyed.
it is good!
very good!
Just like that, you want to set your fart on fire?
We're determined to get the 70,000-year-old soul bone today!
Tang San stepped back a few paces, took out a torch from his soul tool, and lit it without hesitation.
"Su Yan, is this okay?"
"Just say what you want now, don't try to deny it later after you lose."
Su Yan replied, "Sure, Yu Xiaogang, just aim at Tang San's direction and unleash your soul skill."
At this moment, Chrysanthemum Douluo and his group also began to retreat in unison, withdrawing dozens of meters away. However, they remained tense, having witnessed Luo Sanpao's farts firsthand—their range was enormous and their destructive power extremely strong!
If Yu Xiaogang were to play it now, it would definitely not be weak.
of course.
It has to be His Majesty Su Yan, his level of madness is just as good!
dark place.
Qian Daoliu and his group were also stunned for a moment.
No?
You're actually serious?
Outrageous.
That's outrageous.
Yu Xiaogang's face was also ugly at this moment. He had just let out a big fart in front of so many people!
That's so damn shameful. But...
A soul bone that is seventy thousand years old.
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth and recited the soul incantation:
"His farts are like thunder, deafening and earth-shattering!"
however.
Just when everyone was on edge, nothing happened.
Yu Xiaogang: ? ? ?
Su Yan hurriedly explained, "Yu Xiaogang, Luo Sanpao is gone, and your soul spell has changed."
"The new Soul Spell is—'A fart like thunder, a mini cannon that shatters the heavens and splits the earth!'"
Yu Xiaogang felt extremely resentful upon hearing Su Yan's words.
Damn!
This bastard has tampered with his own soul spell again... "Su Yan, you better watch out now, or you might deny it later."
"His farts are like thunder, a deafening roar like a miniature cannon!"
As Yu Xiaogang chanted his soul incantation, his buttocks, now possessed by his martial soul, instantly rose and grew much larger, unleashing a super-duper fart that sprayed directly towards Tang San's location.
puff!!!!!
It was at this critical moment that Tang San suddenly thought of something.
What the hell!
who am I?
where am I?
What happened?
Why am I standing here taking a horrible fart from the teacher?!
Damn Su Yan.
Whether this fart ignites or not, he'll end up getting a full fart from Teacher Yu Xiaogang! He's really screwed himself over.
I should have put the torch on the ground and run far away to hide.
however.
What made Tang San feel even more desperate was that the moment Yu Xiaogang's fart hit him, his heart turned completely cold.
Because Tang San had activated his Purple Demon Eye, he could clearly see that his teacher Yu Xiaogang's fart had already started burning the moment it touched the flames of the torch.
and!
The burning of the fart was even more powerful than a soul skill; the speed of the burning was terrifying, and the entire area was engulfed in flames almost instantly.
Tang San was also immediately surrounded by a sea of fire at this time.
"Boom boom boom..."
"Boom boom boom..."
"Boom boom boom..."
Yu Xiaogang's fart was incredibly powerful and large. In that instant, it practically turned the surrounding area of tens of meters into a sea of fire.
Not only was Tang San submerged in a sea of farts... oops, I mean a sea of fire, but Yu Xiaogang himself was not spared either, as the entire area around him turned into a sea of fire.
That guy!
Yu Xiaogang's buttocks visibly transformed into a flamethrower, spewing powerful flames outwards.
This scene not only stunned everyone present, but also left Tang San and Yu Xiaogang completely dumbfounded.
"No!"
"Teacher, teacher, please stop..."
Yu Xiaogang cried out in pain, "Damn it, my butt... my butt is on fire, my whole body is burning up!"
"Hahaha!!"
Su Yan finally couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, shouting:
"Yu Xiaogang, your butt's on fire!"
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