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Chapter 1203 Yu Xiaogang's Butt Can Breathe Fire
Time seemed to stand still on the field.
Everyone stared wide-eyed in astonishment at the sea of burning farts before them.
Especially the group led by Chrysanthemum Douluo, who were not far from Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, thought they were going to be suffocated by Yu Xiaogang's stinky farts.
But to their utter surprise, they could barely smell the stench before it burst into flames!
Holy crap!
"Yu Xiaogang, you're so slutty, ugh!"
"Yu Xiaogang, you're burning up! Is your butt spitting fire?"
"Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable! Yu Xiaogang's farting skills have reached such a masterful level?"
"That's really awesome!"
"Who said Da Yu Xiao Gang is a waste? At least when it comes to farting, no one on the entire continent can surpass him."
"Nonsense! Yu Xiaogang's butt can breathe fire? Whose butt can breathe fire? I'd like to see who dares to look down on our Master Yu Xiaogang from now on!"
"Wow, you know what, being good at farting is a real skill!" "Wait a minute, Yu Xiaogang's butt's on fire! Shouldn't we go save them?"
"Save your sister! Don't you need to think this through first? What is that thing burning? Is that even fire?"
"What's burning is a fart!"
"Hahaha!!"
"I can't take it anymore, I'm about to die laughing. I could laugh for the rest of my life."
At first, the group was surprised that Yu Xiaogang's fart could actually catch fire, but as they continued to be surprised, one of them couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Logically speaking...
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were both engulfed in flames; they should have gone to help.
but.
This damn thing doesn't burn fire, it burns farts!
Who would dare to rescue them?
In the shadows, Thousand Golden Crocodile Douluo and his group were also stunned.
"Oh my god?"
"In my more than two hundred years of life, I have never seen anything so outrageous."
"A fart, can it really burn?"
"This is more than just burning; in His Majesty Su Yan's words, it's clearly a divine skill!"
"Absolutely god-level! Look at Yu Xiaogang's butt, it's practically spitting fire! Yu Xiaogang is simply a god!"
"Fart God?"
"Hahaha!!"
The group chat members were laughing hysterically.
[Dugu Yan: Su Yan, Su Yan, you are my eternal god!]
[Zhu Zhuqing: It's unbelievable! Yu Xiaogang has actually mastered farting to this level; he's simply a genius.]
[Zhu Zhuyun: Yu Xiaogang never imagined that one day he would be respected for his farting!] [Ning Rongrong: Hehehe, whatever your skills are, Yu Xiaogang is finally not a good-for-nothing anymore.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!!]
【Call me Empress: My butt's on fire!】
[Xiao Xiao is the cutest: Hahaha, I'm almost dying of laughter! I've never seen anything so funny before.]
[Red Dust Dream: It's more than just funny; Yu Xiaogang's butt was actually breathing fire! I've never even heard of such a thing before.]
[Dark Avenger: Poor Tang San, he took the brunt of Yu Xiaogang's divine skill.]
[Long Time No See: So here's the question, do you think Yu Xiaogang's fart would cause more harm to Tang San if it were burning, or if it weren't?]
[Innocent and Cute: Of course it's burning! Judging by the fire, Tang San is probably half dead.]
[Group member #9: Wrong, I think it's best to wait a while before burning it, as that will cause the most damage.]
[Hu Liena: It has to be you again, now I can take two waves of damage, right?]
[Bibi Dong: Are you going to reward him, or should he reward you?] [Poseidon: Take it and eat it.]
Su Yan was laughing so hard her stomach hurt.
The little monkey standing to the side also had an expression of disbelief in its eyes.
"Oh my god?"
"Yu Xiaogang's farts are so powerful! Master, look! Yu Xiaogang's butt can breathe fire! His soul skill is truly god-level!"
Di Tian also looked incredulous and said:
"I've lived for tens of thousands of years, and I've never seen anyone practice farting to this extent, to the point where their ass can breathe fire?"
"I would call Yu Xiaogang the number one person in the world who farts and breathes fire in the Douluo Continent."
"Hahaha!!"
Luo Sanpao was also laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground: "Yu Xiaogang, hahaha, Yu Xiaogang, you're such a jerk, you're killing me with laughter, you're really killing me with laughter."
"He burned his own butt with his farts, hahaha!!"
Tang Hao, the clone of Su Yan, stood outside the fire and shouted anxiously, "Stop farting! Stop farting, Master, please stop!"
"If you put it any lower, the mistress inside will be burned alive."
The group of viewers, who were already laughing their heads off, almost rolled on the ground laughing even harder when they heard what Su Yan's clone, Tang Hao, said.
Before, it was "Stop it, stop it, don't hit me!" Now it's "Stop farting, stop farting!"
Outrageous!
That's outrageous!
Upon hearing Tang Hao's words, Yu Xiaogang became extremely anxious and shouted:
"Your Majesty, save me!"
"I can't stop! This is a soul skill, not a normal fart! I simply can't stop!"
"I feel like my butt is burning."
In a sea of fire.
Tang San was almost half-dead from the burns. "Dad~"
Upon hearing Tang San's voice, Su Yan's clone, Tang Hao, hurriedly shouted, "Little San, run out quickly! Run towards the direction of my voice!"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and enduring the pain of his burns all over his body, he ran as fast as he could toward the direction of "Tang Hao's" voice.
however.
The Tang San who escaped could no longer be called Tang San; to be precise, he was burned into a little black man.
The guy was covered in black soot, and his clothes were burned down to just a tiny bit of fabric for self-defense.
"Daddy~"
Tang San ran out of the sea of fire and felt like he had really come back to life. Overwhelmed with emotion, he rushed into "Tang Hao's" arms with tears streaming down his face.
Having escaped death, they seek solace.
Tang Hao took a step back when Tang San lunged at him.
"dad?"
Seeing this, Tang San was even more heartbroken. "I just escaped death, Dad, won't you even hug me and comfort me?"
"Cough cough."
Su Yan's clone, Tang Hao, cleared his throat and said in a serious tone, "Little San, your body is burned right now. If you hug me now, you might rub off your skin."
"So that's how it is."
Tang San felt a little better after hearing this; his father still cared about him.
This is hardly concern.
Su Yan was clearly worried that his clone would be tainted by Yu Xiaogang's farts and become unusable.
This was his first martial soul. Later, when he changed his first soul ring, he created the One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones Divine Power. This clone is no ordinary clone.
Not long after.
at last!
Yu Xiaogang used his soul skill, farting, and only after the last bit of fart was released did the surrounding flames gradually begin to die down.
Yu Xiaogang's lower body was also burned black, while his buttocks were bright red, clearly indicating severe burns. "Mistress."
Yu Xiaogang called out weakly, then collapsed to the ground in exhaustion.
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