Douluo Continent Chat Group: Bibi Dong was focused down from the start.
Chapter 1201 A fart as loud as thunder, a small cannon that shatters the heavens and the earth.
Tang San, looking equally angry, said:
"Su Yan, you've gone too far! You're still trying to lie to us at a time like this. At best, farting will only drive people away. What good is a well-placed fart?"
"My teacher has so many years of experience farting. After farting for so many years, how could he not know whether his farting skills are good or not, and whether they have any real destructive power?"
"This isn't some kind of divine skill at all!"
Everyone: ? ? ?
At this moment, Tang San's words made everyone laugh.
What a wealth of experience with farting over the years!
Outrageous.
The group chat members laughed when they heard this.
If Tang San said that, anyone who didn't know better would think you were deliberately being sarcastic towards Yu Xiaogang.
Su Yan looked at Yu Xiaogang and Tang San and asked:
"You don't believe me?" "No!"
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San replied with firm expressions.
Farting may smell bad, but it has no real harmful effect.
Such tactics are of little use in life-or-death situations.
How could it possibly be called a divine skill?
Su Yan then looked at Chrysanthemum Douluo and his group and asked:
"Senior Kiku, do you believe it?"
"Huh?"
Chrysanthemum Douluo and his group also looked embarrassed.
Although they didn't want to refute Su Yan, they clearly didn't believe him either.
A fart is a fart!
The only difference is whether it smells good or not. How come Yu Xiaogang's good farting skills can be considered a divine skill? No, that's not right.
Yu Xiaogang's farts are already a divine skill.
But they didn't believe it was truly lethal.
[Su Yan: Do you believe me?]
[Dugu Yan: ???]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Are you sure you're not joking?]
[Ma Xiaotao: A fart is a fart, how can we believe you?]
[Zhang Lexuan: People often say it's like letting out a fart, which means it has no power whatsoever, right?]
[Liu Erlong: Although I'm a die-hard fan of yours, this time I can't convince myself at all.]
[Bibi Dong: Useless trash, what do you need to convince yourself of? Romance novels are the truth, I believe everything they say.]
[Qian Renxue: Sigh!]
[Group member #9: This love-struck brain is really making Sister Xiaoxue so worried!] [Red Dust Dream: Hahaha, I almost laughed. No wonder she's our Pope Sister. Although what the Pope Sister says is very true, I still can't convince myself.]
[Call Me Empress: I believe Su Yan because I feel what Su Yan said is true!]
[Innocent and cute: Anyway, I don't believe it. What use is a fart besides being smelly?]
[Ye Guyi: I don't believe it either. Even if Yu Xiaogang is good at farting, he can't possibly master it, can he?]
[Wang Dong'er: I bet Su Yan is teasing Yu Xiaogang; he wants to see Yu Xiaogang make a fool of himself by taking off his pants and farting.]
[Everyone: +1.]
Su Yan shook his head helplessly after seeing what everyone in the group said.
Being uneducated is terrible!
Su Yan looked at Yu Xiaogang with a serious expression and said:
"Yu Xiaogang, let's try it now. Let me tell you about the second form of this divine-level soul skill—'Farts Like Thunder, Earth-Shattering Little Cannon'!"
Upon hearing this, Chrysanthemum Douluo and his group were instantly alarmed and prepared to flee at any moment.
"You..." Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were clearly stunned when they heard Su Yan's words.
No?
Why is that bastard Su Yan actually going to do it for real?
Could there really be a second form of the Earth-Shattering Mini Cannon?
"wrong!"
Yu Xiaogang's expression suddenly hardened, and he said, "Su Yan, don't try to fool me. Don't think I don't know you just want to see me make a fool of myself by taking off my pants and farting in public."
"Don't even think about it. I've seen right through your scheme!"
Tang San nodded emphatically, agreeing that his teacher's guess was correct!
Su Yan loves playing pranks, that's probably what he was thinking.
Su Yan was speechless with exasperation:
"no?"
"I'm not lying to you this time. Other people's farts might be useless, but yours, Yu Xiaogang's farts, this skill of farting like thunder is truly powerful, I'm not kidding." "Hmph!"
Yu Xiaogang, on the other hand, had an air of "I've seen through you": "Su Yan, don't even think about it. You want to see me make a fool of myself by taking off my pants and farting? Even if I die, I, Yu Xiaogang, will never let you have your way."
Tang San nodded emphatically, "That's right. We've spent six years together at Notting Academy. Don't we know who you, Su Yan, are?"
Su Yan was speechless and said:
"It's terrifying to be uncultured!"
"Alright, today Su Yan's gossip-eating class will give you all a free lesson. This is valuable knowledge from another world."
"You think it's not impressive because you're uncultured. Farts contain hydrogen and methane, two flammable gases, plus a little oxygen to help them burn. They can be ignited by an open flame."
"And if the concentration of flammable gas is high enough, or in a small enclosed space, it can also cause an explosion. Other people's farts can't burn or explode because their farts are too weak. Your farts, Yu Xiaogang, are definitely strong enough."
"Based on my knowledge, your farts, Yu Xiaogang, are not only capable of burning but could also explode. It's not impossible that they could even become a real earth-shattering little cannon."
Everyone: ? ? ?
[Everyone: ???]
Everyone who heard Su Yan's words was stunned. What?
What?
I can't understand it at all.
But it seems really powerful, and Su Yan is speaking so seriously, could it really be true?
These days, even farting well can be considered a divine skill?
Everyone in the group chat was filled with curiosity.
[Dugu Yan: Su Yan, I'm not well-educated, don't try to fool me!]
[Qian Renxue: Are you trying to fool us and Yu Xiaogang together?]
[Ma Xiaotao: I'm completely dumbfounded. You actually made up this story so seriously just to see Yu Xiaogang take off his pants and fart?]
[Group member #9: I don't understand this either. What's with all the "angry" stuff? I recognize each character individually, but I just can't understand it when put together.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Why do I feel like Su Yan looks so serious, as if Yu Xiaogang's farts can actually burn and explode?]
[Bai Chenxiang: I'm totally confused too, it seems like I've gained even more strange knowledge!] [Liu Erlong: The more I listen, the more it sounds real! Quickly, let Yu Xiaogang perform a fart like thunder, a deafeningly loud little cannon!]
[Shuiyue'er: Hahaha!!]
[Dai Yun'er: Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter! Other people's farts are just farts, but Yu Xiaogang's farts are like thunder, a deafening, earth-shattering "Little Gang Cannon"?]
[Orange: What level is the Soul Guidance Cannon?]
[Xiao Wu: Sisters, something's starting to go wrong. I suddenly feel like Su Yan isn't joking.]
[Wang Dong'er: Why?]
[Xiao Wu: You haven't seen Yu Xiaogang's soul skills. Normal people can't even touch them, they're extremely rare. But Yu Xiaogang's Earth-Shattering Little Gang Cannon can unleash a huge cloud of poisonous mist.]
[Xiao Wu: Combining this with Su Yan's statements that we didn't understand earlier, if the concentration is high enough and the volume of the fart is large enough, maybe it really can burn and explode?]
[Everyone: ???]
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