I'm almost a Muggle

"Stop shushing. I know my eyes are not as good as Lin Dong's, but they are better than Brother Dan."

You, Wang Yuegang, why are you complaining about Li Ruidan's eyes?

You all have the same look, okay?

"Teacher Lin Dong is a very good actor. Among the new generation of young actors, his acting skills are quite good and he even won the Best Actor Award."

"But this is not the reason why we invite him to participate in the show. The main reason is that we can't afford to invite those young talents who are worse than his acting skills, such as those who have returned to China. They are so gilded."

"Lin Dong is known as the new generation of variety show's big eater. He eats and eats all kinds of things on that variety show. The most popular thing on Xiaopo.com is his various ghost eating and broadcasting clips."

"Tell me, it's so late at night, how uncomfortable it is for people watching this."

"Teacher Lin Dong is different from other young actors. He never takes part in dramas, and he doesn't use a stunt double when he joins the set. At first, the director was very happy. Actors who don't use stand-ins are good, and save money. But Lin Dong ate it on the set.

The props are all just paid for by a stand-in."

"Teacher Du Qixi, when I first met him, I really called him uncle."

"He kept explaining to me that he was in his 90s, and I thought what happened to you in his 90s. It's normal for me to call you uncle when I'm 95."

"Director Du is studying in the directing department at Nortel - people in the acting department don't want him either."

"When he first entered college, his teacher told him not to worry."

"My teacher is telling you not to be in a hurry while filming. I am telling you not to be so anxious about your appearance."

"Not long ago, Director Du's movie was nominated, and then he went to the red carpet. He insisted on walking in the middle, occupying the C position. On the left were Gu Shaolong and Shen Yuduo. On the right were Hu Zhe and Yang Qiu. They were so majestic. They were still there.

He stopped on the red carpet to let reporters take pictures, waving and saying to take more photos while taking pictures..."

"Director Du, you know, it's very tiring for reporters to find angles to take you out of the camera, okay?"

"No one wants to take pictures of you."

"Teacher Wang Congzhi, my brother Wang, has already agreed to take me to the "80s Talk Show". Logically speaking, I shouldn't complain about him."

"But I couldn't help it."

"Every time Brother Wang finishes a program, he always says, I am Wang Congzhi, thank you all."

"I'm just confused. What you said is not funny. You should be sorry."

"You have to tell everyone that I am Wang Congzhi and I am sorry for everyone."

"I'll tell you secretly that I went to "80 Talk Show" to squeeze out Brother Wang. You see, a person who can't even speak clearly can be the host, why can't I?

"

"Teacher Huang Da'an, my mother also likes Huang Da'an very much. She likes it so much that when she watches your show, she forgets to hit me. I think you are the patron saint of my childhood. Brother An, thank you."

Huang Da'an was handsome and showed his affection to him.

This guy has a future and knows who should complain and who shouldn't.

"The online encyclopedia said that Teacher Huang Da'an is 179cm tall. I was confused. I am 175cm tall. Why is his 179cm taller than my 175cm tall?"

So cruel.

This guy changed the script!

My balls are about to jump. This paragraph is not included in the notebook sent to Gangzi.

Huang Da'an felt bitter in his mouth, but he had such a good demeanor that he couldn't just walk away without complaining about his height.

We can bear it!

"The online encyclopedia also says that my brother An was born in 1977 and is already 36 this year. I'm not a fan and I'm worried about you, even though you look younger than one of us who was born in the 1990s."

"But you can't help but find a wife!"

"Teacher Lin Dong... I am not coming back to complain about him. Those of you in the audience put down the eggs and cooked them for your Dongdong family to eat to keep them full. Teacher Lin Dong has been in the industry for two years, and his acting skills are getting better and better."

The better it gets, this is what Teacher Chen Jingqi said."

"I just don't understand. We are all actors. Why do others get better and better, but Brother An, you get worse and worse?"

"However, I believe that Teacher Huang Da'an is already working hard."

"If he doesn't work hard, he won't be able to avoid all the good dramas perfectly, right?"

"Thank you everyone, I am Gangzi."

It was his first time on stage, and Gangzi, who was a little excited, finally finished speaking.

That's very much to say.

If it were a glass-hearted host, he probably wouldn't be willing to continue recording.

"It's really impressive, but I feel that your talk show career will end tonight. Do you know who you offended?"

"Next, I invite the main character who cannot be offended, Huang Da'an!"

Huang Da'an walked up.

"If I had known that this program would be so cruel, I would..."

The audience in the audience thought that he could not speak.

"You still have to come, but you have to pay extra!"

"This kid complained so hard just now that I wanted to stop spanking him, but he is still a child."

"Gangzi, I heard that I didn't go to college, so I don't plan to go to college."

"You don't even know what you're missing."

"If you don't find a partner in college, will you be like me and still single at 36 years old?"

"Speaking of the issue of being single, I must solemnly declare that I actually have a girlfriend. It's just that as an artist, I need to consider too many issues, and I can't just make decisions from my own standpoint."

I went and actually admitted on the show that I have a girlfriend.

Although he and Yun Baoer have been photographed several times, they have always kept a low profile and never responded directly to the matter.

The meaning of the word is very difficult, and in order to help the brothers in the program, they also work hard.

But Lin Dong was a little desperate.

I want to grab a bun and block this guy's mouth.

There is no need for you to increase the popularity of the program. If you do this, 50 million clicks are not enough for fun.

And if you had announced it a few days earlier, wouldn't there be one more thing we could complain about you for?

You found Yun Baoer.

That is your biggest black spot!

"If it is announced, it will be announced. We will fully respect her opinions and work out a suitable time."

This is actually enough.

He doesn't necessarily need to announce that the person is Yun Baoer.

everybody knows.

"Okay, let's officially start my revenge today, oh, it's a complaint."

"I observed, Mr. Zhang Shaochi, his position in this program is like the white ball on the billiard table. As soon as I see this ball, I can't help but hit him with the stick. Just like Dongzi said, we have hit him together.

Shao Chi Zhang."

"He said that he is very similar to me. I think this is the sharpest comment on me in this game."

"Dandan, I think Dandan is really a very talented person, but most of the time he just makes jokes. This is a sign of inferiority."

"It's not necessary, really."

"The difference between our looks is only one Lin Dong."

"In short, there is a saying: good-looking skins are all the same, interesting souls have no eyes."