I'm almost a Muggle

"I said something happened to you, I was filming."

"Guess what."

"He was found squatting outside the shampoo shop by people from the local police station. They said he had the motive of wanting to go in and took away the education."

The whole place was in an uproar.

It's really exciting.

Even Huang Da'an opened his eyes in shock.

This might be a huge scandal.

"I thought Dongzi was crazy in his acting. There was a story about a shampoo shop and someone being arrested. He actually went to people's homes to observe. After getting in the car, he even interviewed those people who were arrested.

Ask people how they feel."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but they still felt shocked.

The experiential drama lunatic is really too crazy.

"Actually, I guess, it was Dongzi who called the police to arrest people. He squatted there and waited for two days. He saw people coming in and out, but he didn't see the police station coming to arrest people. He became anxious, and you didn't come to arrest them.

How can I observe people?"

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

I didn't expect Brother Qixi to be so humorous. The plot arrangement was so clever.

"Dongzi had two choices at that time. Either go in by yourself and get arrested. If you go a few more times, you will eventually get arrested."

"Either call the police and arrest someone else, and everyone will know what happened next. He kept asking people how they felt about being arrested. Fortunately, everyone except him was handcuffed, otherwise he would have been beaten to death.

"

"Teacher Zhang Shaochi, if you are arrested, do you want others to ask you how you feel?"

"I...I've never been there, so don't talk nonsense. Cut this part, cut it!" Zhang Shaochi, who was smiling happily, was shocked. This man who drinks with his wife would video chat first, lest his wife misunderstood.

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"Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't realize there are any children here. I heard that Gangzi planned to take the exam for Nortel, but he failed. Now he has no choice but to come out and do a talk show."

"You can't even pass the Nortel exam, but you still have the nerve to talk about talk shows."

"If you have nothing to do, read more books and I won't complain about you."

"Li Ruidan, my Brother Dan, is really my Brother Dan. I was born in 1990, and he was born in 1989. I suddenly felt like I could call him uncle."

"I am now preparing to make my third movie. I invited teacher Huang Da'an, but he rejected it. I said that next time, I will be really relieved when I hear him say that."

"Hahaha~"

Even Huang Da'an couldn't stand up from laughing this time.

Doesn't this mean that the movie he refuses to act in will definitely become a hit?

"But don't worry about the next movie. I won't be looking for a handsome guy to star in my next movie."

"Yang Lan told me before, Brother Qixi, look, you found four handsome guys to make a movie "New Road" which had a high box office and good reputation. Next time, can you find four beautiful guys to make a movie together? Let me

Come and act. Look, if these four names are put together, Fan Xuexue, Zhao Yanzi, Gong Huang, and Yang Lan, does one of them seem very abrupt? Just like a multiple-choice question in an exam, points will be awarded for this question.

"

"Complain about the little girl who didn't come, and help her gain some popularity in our show, if there is any popularity."

"Thank you everyone, I am Du Qixi!"

It was Lin Dong's turn next.

"I listened to the complaints from the previous few, and I understood a truth."

"As the saying goes, brothers have three skills. They have walked out of the same window together, carried a gun together, and fought against Shao Chi and Zhang together."

"Actually, Teacher Zhang Shaochi has nothing to complain about. He drove those job seekers away and hated all job seekers. I think everyone should understand him. If he drives away all the job seekers, he can still find a job.

No."

"Brother Dan, I heard that he is a literary youth. Before I met him, I thought that literary youths all have long hair and braids. What does he mean? Is he a button-up show?"

"Du Qixi, my brother, we lived next door when we were in school."

"When we first went there, a few of us in the dormitory were going out to eat, and we happened to meet him. We quickly stood aside to make way for him, because he looked too much like a teacher."

"It's not that he has the temperament of a teacher."

"He has the age of a teacher."

"Brother Qixi likes to use long lenses when filming "New Road", and many scenes can be seen in one shot. In fact, there is an inside story that you may not know."

"That's actually not a long shot. Brother Qixi forgot to turn off the phone at that time."

"Brother Qixi's "Massage" failed at the box office. He blamed me. I said you can't blame me. Who told you not to invite Huang Da'an first? What about my brother An? If you invite him and he refuses, we will be a big seller.

That’s it.”

"When Brother Qixi won the award in Venice, he was very excited and cried non-stop."

"The judging panel was panicked and suspected that he had not won the biggest Golden Lion award, so they discussed it and said, Director Du, please stop crying, we will give you another one."

"So, I won the best new actor."

"Brother An is also my mother's favorite actor, but my mother is luckier than Mama Dandan, because my looks are on par with Brother Huang's, both are handsome."

"Our acting skills are different. My acting skills are very wide. I dare to play a blind person, and I dare to play a kidney-deficient person. I also play a female role, but as long as there is a need, let alone Cinderella, I can even play the red wolf.

You can act just as well."

"As for him, he can only act handsome."

"They say that my brother An is not good at choosing dramas. The rejected "Shocking" became a hit, so I wanted to ask, if he is really allowed to act, can the TV series still be watched?"

"They say I can eat, but in fact I can't eat. I am very good at eating, okay? Do you think I left the Nantes army by myself after training? I was kicked out and paid for my food.

It’s not enough.”

This is called ruthlessness, okay?

I was so ruthless that I didn't even let myself go.

"No wonder, with the same food expenses, Wu Feng can train for eighteen months, but you can only stay for half a year. Come and tell us, have you eaten those twelve buns?" Zhang Shaochi returned to the podium and asked.

.

To confront Mr. Lin, this is something he has confirmed repeatedly before.

"If the program team can give me more appearance fees, I can eat fifteen."

Lin Dong was rude and did not try to hide that he was a pig.

"Are you really planning to exhaust Grandpa Yuan to death? There's no one here, right?" Zhang Shaochi asked.

"I...I..." Gangzi pointed at himself excitedly and gestured.

"Oh, there's only one left. Come up and tell me. Hurry up and tell me quickly. We're waiting to get off work." Zhang Shaochi waved his hand casually.

"Hello everyone, I am Gangzi," Wang Yuegang said very excitedly: "I am very happy to be on the show. First of all, everyone comes to see our host, he is very good, right? Mr. Zhang Shaochi, the audience in the back row put down the stick first.

... "

"Yes, some of you may be very angry, but some of you don't know him yet. Just go check it out online and you will know."

"I searched for his name on the Internet, and what came out were basically a collection of videos of Zhang Shaochi being beaten, a review of videos of Zhang Shaochi being beaten..."

"I think it's not easy for a host to do this when so many people want to beat you."

"As you can see, my Brother Dan is a writer, a poet, yes, and also a hairdressing enthusiast."

"Hey, Brother Dan!"

"Eggs!"

"Open your eyes. If you don't open your eyes, we will think you are asleep."