I'm almost a Muggle

"Teacher Du Qixi, Director Du, in general movies two story lines are very good. "New Road" has four. Some people on the Internet have interpreted that there are actually eight."

"If the more story lines the better, you should film Shanghai Metro - there are 16 lines."

"I heard that he was often very anxious when directing, and his hair fell out in handfuls. Director Du, let me tell you, his hairline is receding year after year. You should get it cured while you are still young, or else

My hairline even reaches my waist.”

"But Director Du, don't worry too much. You look like a person going through a mid-life crisis."

"Teacher Wang Congzhi, in fact, whether a person is good-looking or not has nothing to do with whether he or she smiles. You can tell just by looking at the two of us."

"Teacher Lin Dong, Dongzi, my friend."

"I heard that Lin Dong recently acted in a play, "Charlotte's Distress," in which he wore women's clothing. It was so eye-catching. It's strange that a heroine like Charlotte is not distressed."

Everyone laughed.

"I saw rumors on the Internet that Lin Dong wanted to challenge my first brother. In fact, this is all nonsense. We have a really good relationship in private. For example, I injured my foot some time ago, and Lin Dong even bought something to visit me.

, he often sends me WeChat messages, but I never reply."

"Speaking of "Da Shen Cheng", actually after it came out, people left such negative reviews on the Internet, saying that it is the worst movie they have ever seen. It is so naive. That's because you haven't seen it yet.

My next movie."

This made Lin Dong stunned.

Why is the main coffee making a fool of himself?

Stew yourself in an iron pot?

In fact, he didn't understand it at all.

If a star's controversial points are allowed to be discovered by the media and the public, the controversy will intensify, and he will feel a sense of accomplishment when he uncovers them.

But if a celebrity denigrates himself.

Everyone will feel that this celebrity is very real and honest, but no one will stick to this point.

Of course, limited to ordinary black spots.

If it's about getting your hair done, smoking, tax evasion, having bad views, or having a bad stance, there's nothing to be done about it.

Just wait to die.

"Thank you everyone, I am Huang Da'an, the handsome guy forever."

After the chef finished speaking, Zhang Shaochi came over.

"Let's stand together. Is there any difference? We both have the same two noses and one eye..."

"Huang Da'an and I have one thing in common, we both have significant other."

"And Lin Dong...he doesn't have any. He doesn't even have any scandals. It's so pitiful."

Huang Da'an took over: "I hope Dongzi will find his other half soon. We must pamper our fans, but we cannot spoil them. Everyone should live like themselves and live the life they want."

"That's very well said, but now it's time for us to judge Talk King. That is, among the people on the field, who makes you feel like you're vomiting the most?"

Huang Da'an thought for a moment and replied: "Actually, what everyone said is very good. I originally wanted to give it to Lin Dong, who is my friend, but there is one person who really complained more. I think it was our eighteen-year-old Guo Guo

Show off the new guy—Gangzi."

Gangzi stood up and clapped happily.

"Invite Gangzi!" Zhang Shaochi waved.

Wang Yuegang ran over happily to welcome this moment of glory that belonged to him.

"It's time for China Mobile Mate to award awards. Congratulations to Gangzi for winning this Talk King."

"Please Huang Da'an, present the award to Gangzi."

Gangzi seemed to realize that his rants were a bit harsh, so he bowed and thanked her.

The two people bowed to each other.

"Thank you, Brother An, thank you all, thank you for not beating me to death on the spot."

"I'm only eighteen years old."

"Actually, everyone has discovered it. I complained the most about Lin Dong. What is the reason? Because he acted in action movies and served as a soldier. I am really afraid of death."

"Thank you everyone, thank you to the program team for giving me this opportunity."

Then all the guests came to the stage to express their thanks, and this episode of the program was recorded.

The duration can be almost over an hour, and the cut is less than an hour and a half, but you can add extras and various small theaters in the middle.

Then you can also invite people from outside to complain.

For example, let the actors of "New Road" complain about Du Qixi, and let Lin Donghuang Da'an's fans or friends complain about them.

It's totally fine to cut it out for an hour and a half.

After the recording, the main creator went to have a meal nearby and bid farewell to Huang Da'an who was covered in bruises and was complained about.

No need to say goodbye.

He probably won't come again.

Lin Dong is unlikely to appear on this show because he does not plan to be a regular guest on the show.

After all, a person's negative information is limited, and it is meaningless to be criticized over and over again.

It's better to pass the time by acting in dramas.

Different roles mean different experiences. Putting on women's clothing is a completely different feeling.

Of course, Lin Dong did not forget to settle the account.

"Land of Rich Water and Grass", Crest Culture Media invested 4 million.

[Whether to use system starting funds]

【Is not this nonsensical】

【That’s not necessary】

【Use, use, use, use】

The robot is really not smart enough, and it can't even make jokes.

【Settlement in progress...】

[Project: The movie "Land of Rich Water and Grass", the production cost is 4 million, the total box office is 770,000, according to the investment ratio, you have lost a total of 3.73 million, congratulations on your successful loss]

[The project is rated three and a half stars, received 27,200 gold galleons, and the current balance is 58,016]

[Settlement is over. Since the system account funds are not zero, a new round of initial funds will not be issued. The current fund balance of your system account is 7.8 million (excluding the additional 250 million variety show and movie budget in the company account)]

Ouch, this would be a bit harsh.

Only 770,000 box office!

This movie has simply set a new low at the box office.

That’s not right. There are quite a few movies that were released the day before and only had a box office of a few thousand dollars. 770,000 is far from reaching the lower limit.

However, the system gave it three and a half stars.

This shows that this movie must have won many awards, otherwise such a niche literary film within a niche would not have such high ratings.

Lin Dong had a total starting capital of five million before settlement.

This time only four million was used.

One million of the remaining 780 balance is still the initial capital of the system. If you lose it, you can earn gold galleons.

Jin Jialong earned more than 30,000 yuan last time, and 27,000 yuan this time. Together, he made 58,000 yuan.

The hope of returning home is just around the corner.

Next, Lin Dong can come into contact with two more projects.

One is "Dear" which was eliminated in the previous round, and the other is "Charlotte's Distress".

"Dear" has a grand cast, but the subject matter is very heavy. In the final analysis, it is still a literary film, and not many people are willing to spend money to go to the cinema to watch it.

The Sorrow of Charlotte was first a play and then adapted into a movie.

The plot is just like that.

After twenty tours, we can no longer fill every venue.

After all, big cities have already finished their dramas, and the drama market in second-tier cities is average.

So, how much box office can such a drama turned into a movie have?