I'm almost a Muggle

"Teacher Lin Dong is very young. He is only 22 years old this year and has not even celebrated his birthday yet..."

"One day someone saw him buying twelve large steamed buns. They were not Xiao Long Bao, they had to be that big, and he posted on Weibo."

"His fans explained that these are two meals for our family in winter."

"Two meals are a lot, okay? Who can eat six big buns in one meal?"

"There is another twist in this matter. The man who sells steamed buns came forward and said that he eats twelve large steamed buns every morning, just for himself. He has to make one more basket to sell enough."

"Fans came out to explain again, saying that our family is growing taller, so we eat more."

"What kind of body do you have at the age of 22? Do you have long fingernails? I am just 18 this year and my body is growing. I only eat two. Dongdong, do you want to exhaust Grandpa Yuan to death?"

Boss Lin can enjoy complaining, and he can complain very well.

Then he turned around and complained about the main chef Huang Da'an:

"Our main coffee today is Huang Da'an. Huang Da'an is the only common language between my mother and I. My mother and I particularly like Huang Da'an. My mother has always wanted to have a son like Huang Da'an, and I hope from the bottom of my heart that my mother

My dream can come true. It would be great if there were two Huang Da'an in the world."

The complaints are not very forceful.

However, Dandan paused and added: "Anyone who wants to have a little face, even a little bit of face, will not be compared with Huang Da'an."

Zhang Shaochi was confused as to why he was shot.

Lin Dong shook his head inwardly. This guy probably still didn't dare to complain loudly.

"What are you talking about? Why can't Huang Da'an and I be on the same level? We are still good friends. The next person we are going to invite is the cold-faced general - Wang Congzhi."

Wang Congzhi walked onto the stage without a smile.

"Actually, I was deceived. Dandan told me that there are beautiful women here. When I got here, I found out that they were all men."

"I have always said that jokes are a loser's game. Who would listen to the joke when there are beauties watching? Who would tell the jokes when there are beauties watching!"

"Zhang Shaochi, I thought I would never see this person again in this life, but I didn't expect him to come back again."

"Just now Dandan asked why he didn't ask me to host it, but asked Zhang Shaochi. I think it's very simple, because Zhang Shaochi is invincible, and people who are shameless are invincible."

Zhang Shaochi made an angry gesture.

"Gangzi, this is a kid who has come out to make money to support his family at such a young age. He also wants to follow me on the 80's talk show. It's so difficult for this family."

"So, it's better for someone to take him away."

"I was backstage just now and saw a strange scene. Huang Da'an was chatting with Du Qixi and said that he wanted to star in Director Du's next movie."

"I see Director Du is sweating."

"I'm already in such a miserable state, and you still want to trick me. You are the poisonous bastard in the entertainment industry."

"Teacher Lin Dong, I heard that Teacher Lin Dong suffered a lot when he first debuted. He had to work as a bit player for several months before he finally got the opportunity, because he didn't want to rely on his appearance to make a living."

"Actually, I'm the same way. I don't rely on my appearance to make a living. I don't even rely on my eloquence."

"Lin Dong only debuted in a short period of time, but he has played many roles. At first, he was not popular with people because of his acting."

"After I played Master Xing's kidney-deficient son, I got off the plane one time and was picked up by a fan at the airport. The manager was frightened and said, "What are you doing?" The fan said he was picking up Lin Dong. The manager was very surprised, "Okay, Lin Dong."

, Okay, I spent money to hire people to pretend to be fans, but they didn’t even go through me.”

"Edan, my friend, although I don't want to say it, he is."

"Dandan's eyes are so small that he can only read one line at a time. I gave him a script and he had to read it line by line!"

"Let's talk about Huang Da'an again."

"Huang Da'an sometimes smiles evilly. I really want to use my Chinese mobile phone to take a picture of his face. Either it will illuminate his beauty, or I just want to take a picture of his face, flat."

"Thank you everyone, I am Wang Congzhi."

Wang Congzhi went over and shook hands with Huang Da'an before returning to his seat.

"Tsk, tsk, you still use your Huaxia mobile phone to take pictures of people's faces. I also use Huaxia Mate, which is 6.1 inches... high performance! Low power consumption! Am I proud?"

The built-in ads are very well done.

"Next, I'm going to invite Director Du Qixi. Director Du, get ready. Calm down a little and change your identity. Will it be the director with 650 million yuan on stage, or the street director with 2 million box office."

"We have reason to suspect that between the filming of your second movie and your first movie, you drank some water and got it into your head one day."

"I heard that the producer wanted to kill him, and then he ran away and fled abroad. He accidentally won a prize, and then he dared to come back."

"Okay, please give me a round of applause from our director Du Qixi, who is being chased by the producers!"

Du Qixi laughed and walked up to the podium.

"Hello everyone, I am Du Qixi..."

There were thunderous cheers at the scene. After all, the people who came here are all supported by Krest Culture Media. They are members of our own family.

"I have to correct something. Although the box office gap between my two films is huge, they are not bad films. I am different from those bad film directors. Both of my films won awards."

"Just now Zhang Shaochi asked me whether I should act as a big director with 650 million, or as a small director with 2 million. This is actually easy to solve. You can call me the big director with 650,200,000."

"I guess Teacher Zhang can't understand it because he doesn't know how to make movies."

"He can't act in movies either. If he wants to act in my movie, I have to drink more water."

Zhang Shaochi immediately clasped his fists, wanting to act in a movie so much.

"Lin Dong, Dongzi, Dongzi is my friend, my brother, the kind that we can die together."

In the camera, Lin Dong waved his hands repeatedly, "It's so disgusting, I don't want people to die with you."

"We have a really strong relationship. We were in the same dormitory when we were in school. Why are you laughing? I really went to college with him."

"There's nothing you can do about good looks. My parents gave it to me. I also want to be handsome like Huang Da'an. If I were like him, I could also act in bad movies..."

Huang Da'an raised his head so that tears would not flow down.

In fact, up to this period, that is, before "Chinese Partners", he didn't have many bad films.

At most, the movies he acted in were not popular and failed miserably at the box office.

If he knew how bad the films he would take in the future were, he would probably not even be able to raise his head.

"Let's continue talking about Lin Dong."

"Lin Dong and I made a movie together, "Massage". One day I was filming, and then he called me and said, Brother Qixi, come and save me."

Lin Dong covered his face.

There is an illusion that I dug a hole and buried myself in it.

It's all his fault for talking so much in advance.

You can complain about anything you say.

He also listed a high price of 10,000 yuan for each joke, which exceeded the brotherly relationship between him and Du Qixi.

Isn’t it worth ten thousand yuan?

I must beat the shit out of this guy if I get a chance in the future.