I'm almost a Muggle

Wang Congzhi has also arrived.

He is a master of talk shows.

Dandan is now following him for a living, and now someone is looking for Dandan to do a show, and he doesn't feel angry about being betrayed by his younger brother.

Came as soon as invited.

Helped me prepare this Rhona and gave me a lot of interesting suggestions.

When it is broadcast, there will be some things interspersed at the beginning and in the middle of the program.

But this has almost been recorded in advance.

After Huang Da'an came over, he also recorded some of his own parts.

The program team chose the magic mirror theme for him.

Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world.

I borrowed it from Snow White.

Magic Mirror said that Dandan was the most handsome person in the world, and then he killed Dandan.

Then Sunglasses said that Zhang Shaochi was the most handsome man in the world, and then...

Huang Da'an dropped his sunglasses.

He must be blind with these sunglasses, using this to complain about Zhang Shaochi’s appearance.

At around 5:30, everyone started to enter the venue.

When everyone was in place, Zhang Shaochi, the narcissistic and irritable complainer, walked out wearing a gorgeous suit.

This is not a character set up for him by the show.

When this person was in the middle school class, he liked to wear fancy big pants and slippers and a T-shirt, which was very unusual.

During the period when I was hosting "Today's Storytelling", I restrained myself a lot and became a normal person for a period of time.

Now the jar is broken anyway.

Let yourself go completely.

"Complaining is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh rightly!"

"Welcome everyone to the "Tucao Show" exclusively sponsored by China Mobile."

"I am today's host Zhang Shaochi...applause, please applaud!"

Everyone laughed and started clapping.

"Tucao Show is a brand new program. As the name suggests, Tucao Show, we will invite a celebrity with a very clear and personal label, and then invite one or two of his friends, and some will pretend to be friends in order to be on the show.

Strange passers-by..."

It's so sharp, the crowd laughed at it immediately.

Isn’t this just talking about Gangzi, Dandan and the like, who are just here to make fun of the show?

"Everyone will complain to each other in the form of a talk show. In the end, the person who complains the best will be selected and will receive the Talk King trophy awarded by the program team."

"While the boat of friendship is still sailing, I want to quickly announce today's main star."

"Huang Da'an!"

The audience and guests began to applaud.

"When we invited Huang Da'an, he was very confused. Why did you invite me to a complaining show? What do I have to complain about?"

"I have always felt that Huang Da'an and I are very similar. We both have nothing to complain about."

This is too shameless.

There were boos on and off the stage.

"Shush, boo, boo, boo, shouldn't you be curious, we invited Huang Da'an, who has no talent, and he actually came?"

"Huang Da'an doesn't need much introduction. Today we have Huang Da'an, the most popular guy in the entertainment industry who has nothing to complain about!"

Then the handsome Huang Da'an walked out amid the flashing lights.

As cool as ever.

Every move, eyes, mouth, evil, handsome, pretentious.

The spring breeze makes the horse's hooves jittery.

The main coffee has his own special seat, which can highlight his status.

The other guests were sitting on another level of the stage, and in the middle was the battlefield for complaints and the podium where the host was.

"It's difficult for us to invite Huang Da'an. It's not that he doesn't want to come because he's a big name," Zhang Shaochi said with a smile: "He thinks he's too perfect and has no flaws at all, and he's afraid that we won't find anything to complain about him.

"

Huang Da'an still smiled happily.

"He even told us that if we couldn't find anything to complain about, he could help write a few jokes about him."

The audience burst into laughter.

This is indeed very yellow.

"Let us introduce the members of today's complaint group..."

"The famous director Du Qixi. As a director, Du Qixi made a movie "New Road" right after graduation. Not only did he win the Golden Tiger Award at the Rotterdam Film Festival, but he also grossed 650 million in box office. This year, the second movie he directed was Massage.

, only received two million at the box office, and many people said that he exhausted his talents too quickly."

"However, Director Du was not convinced. He said that he found four handsome guys for the last movie, but for this one, he only found one. He is not very famous and can't stand alone."

"Coincidentally, the actor who caused Director Du to lose money also came to the scene today."

"A less famous actor - Lin Dong."

"Actually, we originally wanted to hire Lin Dong as the main chef. He has a lot of shady information and was even trending on Weibo not long ago."

"It's a pity that he doesn't have enough seats."

"And then there is our old friend from "80's Talk Show", Wang Congzhi. When he was young, Congzhi imitated other people's stuttering, and it turned out to be a real stutter. And this stuttering was later used in cross talk. Can you believe it, it became a national phenomenon in our country?

David Lederman, welcome!~”

"Everyone, take a look at our lineup today. They are all the best in various fields, until I saw Dandan and Gangzi."

"What do you two mean, musical instruments? What's even more difficult is that Dandan and Gangzi will often appear on our show in the future. It's too bad."

"So, let's hurry up and deal with them one by one, including those with reddish hair."

Everyone was complained about by Zhang Shaochi.

Dandan, whose hair was dyed bright red, took to the stage of the complaint show.

"Hi, everyone, I'm Dandan!"

"When I came here, the director said that our complaint show was a big-budget production, and we spent a lot of money on it. When I saw the guest lineup today, I really couldn't believe it. Except for the main star Huang Da'an, look at these guests. Where did the money go?

Is it spent on the audience?"

The crowd is laughing at you, awesome!

"Wang Congzhi, this is my brother. We hosted the 80 talk show together. He was alone at the beginning, and later we joined. As soon as we appeared, this comment was brushed, scroll down, we only want to watch Wang Congzhi, there are so many comments like this

, half of it was sent by Brother Wang himself..."

"Hahaha~"

"My brother Wang is the best host in the talk show industry. I guess some people are wondering why we invite teacher Zhang Shaochi since my brother Wang is sitting here."

Oops, he started to complain about the host. Everyone is very curious about what he said.

Could it be that Zhang Shaochi is more controversial?

In other words, what he said in his talk show was actually very powerful.

"Actually, this is very simple. Our director said that because Mr. Zhang Shaochi is cheap, no program is willing to hire him. He will come as long as you pay him."

Zhang Shaochi shook his head angrily below.

The young man is so ruthless.

Of course, this was for the sake of program effectiveness. In order for Zhang Shaochi, who announced his retirement from hosting in June, to come back to host the program, Zhang Sanpang gave him an appearance fee of 500,000 yuan, and later asked him to be a program consultant, giving him 2 million yuan per season.

"Teacher Du Qixi, just now Teacher Zhang Shaochi said that Director Du made a movie called "New Road" after graduation and it was a great success. Hey, I'm confused."

Du Qixi covered her face.

"Did Director Du start college at the age of forty?"

This was a complaint about Du Qixi's urgent appearance. Du Qixi was already prepared for this. He put down the hand covering his face and made a gesture of stroking his beard.

After a few more complaints about Du Qixi and another about Gangzi, it was Lin Dong's turn.

Started to complain about Mr. Lin.