Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

"Miss Emma Stoker, a third-year exchange student at Hufflepuff House, has repeatedly violated many school rules. She is now placed on probation, required to work for 96 hours, and given two weeks of confinement. Peter ·Professor Cowan is responsible for supervision.

Gryffindor fifth year..."

Qin Weijie had no intention of listening to the subsequent punishment. At this moment, his whole body seemed to have been struck by lightning. He looked at Elena opposite him with an expression of disbelief. Then he turned around and poked Tom, who was back-to-back with him:

"Wardfa!? What's going on? Two weeks of confinement plus 96 hours of voluntary labor. I haven't received such a severe punishment in three years of school! Isn't Emma very well-behaved? Why was she punished? There are more Violated multiple school rules! Professor Nelu only worked 96 hours like Emma. What did Emma do?"

Hearing Qin Weijie's question, Tom smiled teasingly: "Good? She is probably a good little fairy only in your eyes... You'd better ask Elena, they girls should know better."

Qin Weijie turned to look at Elena, with a confused look on his face.

"No way, you don't know? I always thought you knew! It's spread all over the school!"

Elena was also looking at Qin Weijie in confusion at this time.

"What do you know? What should I know? It's been almost a month since school started. You see, I don't have time to listen to gossip. I don't have enough time to practice every day, okay! Say it quickly, don't sell it!" Qin Weijie urged.

"Uh... where do I start..." Elena lowered her head and organized her words: "I heard that Emma has a quirk. She is not used to using knives and forks, and likes to eat with two wands. But You also know that Emma doesn’t have a wand, so every time she eats, she grabs other people’s wands to eat.”

"I'm going. It seems that it is necessary to inform the school and prepare a pair of chopsticks for Chinese students..." Qin Weijie couldn't laugh or cry. He was eating with a wand. It was obvious that Hogwarts did not prepare chopsticks.

With Emma's snacking temperament, Qin Weijie could almost guess the general plot.

Emma, ​​a snack foodie, sees the food as if it has revealed its true form. If there is no tableware at hand, Emma will really collapse. When I turned around, I saw that there was nothing else in Hogwarts, but there were quite a few wands just for eating.

Of course, you will definitely not use your wand to eat, because Emma has used the bamboo wand as a hairpin. Have you ever seen anyone using a hairpin to eat?

So in the end there is only one way out, and that is to grab!

Don't look at Emma acting like a good girl all day long. She was the one who pushed the Dark Lord to the ground and beat him up. She was a rampaging lolita who could even drive "Growling King Kong" on a Gundam, so she started to snatch people's wands. Qin Weijie believes that Emma can do this kind of thing!

"It's just borrowing the wand to eat, it's not a big deal, right?" Qin Weijie said against his will.

"It's not a big deal. Hufflepuff students are good-tempered, and sometimes they even lend Emma their wands to eat. But I heard that two weeks ago, there were some Gryffindor students who liked to tease others because of this. He mocked and bullied Emma, ​​and even broke the wand that Emma borrowed. As a result..."

"What's the result?"

Elena came closer to Qin Weijie, holding back her laughter and whispered: "In the end, Emma got mad, took two boys who bullied him, pushed them into the toilet of the girls' bathroom on the second floor, and beat them...you know...

The girls' bathroom on the second floor was always clogged for some unknown reason. As a result, Emma used their faces as toilet plugs to drain the toilet, which caused a serious psychological shadow to the two Gryffindor students. One student He even dropped out of school because of it. "

"Fuck...that's awesome!" Qin Weijie also felt that he was lacking in words at this time. He could only give Emma a thumbs up and shouted: "If this matter is serious, it means that students are fighting and causing bad things." Influence, holding yourself to death only violated one school rule, and there was no violation of multiple school rules as the principal said..."

"There's something else... walking and talking!" Tom joined the group chat.

The lengthy teacher-student meeting finally ended, and the students left the auditorium in an orderly manner. Qin Weijie walked in the middle, and Tom and Elena were on both sides, and the three of them walked out side by side.

"You still remember the wooden slingshot Emma always carried on her body?"

"Remember, the elastic rope used to make the slingshot is the tendon of the Norwegian Spinosaurus that I bought for her. She said she wanted to shoot birds for fun."

Tom nodded: "Yes, Emma is used to kill birds, but do you know what kind of birds she can kill?"

"What kind of bird? Aren't the birds near Hogwarts just sparrows and the like... No! She couldn't have used a slingshot to hit those owls that were sending messages, right?!" Qin Weijie looked at Tom and then at Tom with a horrified expression. Elena.

Tom had an expression that said, "My brother is really smart." Irina shrugged with an expression that said, "As you might expect."

"Is she sick? Why are you beating those owls when you have nothing to do?" Qin Weijie asked doubtfully.

"Well, I think so. In fact, Emma is really not to blame for this. You also know that these owls in the school always poop randomly. Some owls have bad personalities and deliberately poop on the students' heads. Anyway, students They were all used to it, so they casually used the Iron Armor Curse to block it.

But Emma is special. She has no magic power and cannot cast spells. The school teacher also opened a back door for her and allowed her not to go to spells and transfiguration classes.

Some time ago, some owls with bad personalities seemed to have discovered that Emma didn't know magic, so they often bullied Emma. Whenever they saw Emma going out, they would poop on top of her head, which made Emma anxious. Just made a slingshot to shoot birds. "

Qin Weijie was also impressed by Emma's manipulation. Qin Weijie knew that Emma was a strong child. Even if he was bullied, he would not find anyone else and would handle it all by himself.

Qin Weijie was still a little angry when he heard that Emma was bullied by some broken birds. At this time, Qin Weijie felt that it was necessary to rectify the group of owls in Hogwarts.

"There's a reason for hunting birds, so it's okay. I've been bullied by those owls with bad personalities, so why don't they fight back!" Qin Weijie was filled with righteous indignation.

At this time, Elena interrupted: "Haha, this is the truth, but if you were the principal, I don't know what you would think when you learned that Emma had roasted those owls and eaten them."

"Bake...baked?"

"That's right, 65 owls were roasted in two weeks..."

"65?" Qin Weijie looked surprised. Although he knew Emma was a foodie, there were sixty-five in two weeks, an average of four fat birds a day? If it hadn't been confirmed that Buck was the host of gluttony, Qin Weijie would have really thought that Emma was the host of gluttony: "Can she finish eating?"