Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Lin Wanyu nodded with a smile, "To be honest, I also want to see if Senior Brother Guan Gu is as interesting as Guan Gu."

Looking at Lin Wanyu's expectant expression, Su Mingyang smirked, thinking to himself, "This is quite interesting. Don't come looking for me if she breaks down later."

Chapter 89 Let him experience what despair truly is!

After finishing his meal, Su Mingyang, as usual, lay on the sofa to digest.

Zeng Xiaoxian was operating a laptop on the side.

A moment later, Lin Wanyu pushed open the door and came in, smiling as she said, "I've managed to keep Meijia occupied; she's agreed to help me entertain Guangu's senior brother."

"Well done, Wanyu!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gave Lin Wanyu a thumbs up.

Su Mingyang joked, "Not bad, Wanyu, congratulations on getting yourself into this mess."

"Hehe, I've already spent several million Dream Coins today. I have nothing else to do anyway, so it's not like I've wasted any."

Lin Wanyu's eyes curved into crescent moons as she sat down next to Su Mingyang and turned to Zeng Xiaoxian, asking, "Teacher Zeng, how are things going on your end?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stretched and pointed at the computer, saying, "After much screening, I finally managed to pick the worst date for Ziqiao. What do you guys think?"

Lin Wanyu craned her neck to take a look, then shook her head: "But this one looks a bit like Zhang..."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face, "I've tried my best. This kid's profile says he inherited a huge fortune, is incredibly knowledgeable, and is the eighth generation of Chinese directors. All the applicants are beautiful women. I really can't do anything about it."

Su Mingyang joked, "Teacher Zeng, you're not going to change it to 'penniless, ignorant, and the eighth-generation elder of the Beggars' Sect,' are you? Let's see who will apply then."

"Mingyang's suggestion is good."

Lin Wanyu clapped her hands in agreement.

"I'd like to do that, but I don't have the authority to modify it!"

Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly shrugged.

"I see."

Lin Wanyu rested her index finger on her chin, frowned in thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, let's cancel this one. You can help Ziqiao choose another one. We might be able to find one with a special problem, like someone who has mad cow disease!"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang almost choked on his food.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned by Lin Wanyu's thought process, and said with a black line on his face:

Hehe, yeah, it would be even better if we could find one that grows hair all over on the night of a full moon, but how is that possible?!

At that moment, a brilliant idea flashed through Zeng Xiaoxian's mind, and he looked at the two of them smugly: "Ha, what if I don't find one for him?"

"What's the meaning"

Lin Wanyu was puzzled.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled mischievously, "Hehe, what I mean is, we'll reject all the beautiful women and then not tell Ziqiao, so when he comes to the bar for a date, he'll get stood up!"

Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up: "Wow, Teacher Zeng, that's a really cunning idea!"

"Tch, that's called being sarcastic."

Su Mingyang curled his lip, "Wanyu, you're still too young."

Then, he turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, this is the worst date you could come up with."

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, looking at Su Mingyang with a puzzled expression, "What's wrong?"

Su Mingyang shook his head, leaned back on the sofa with an air of nonchalance, and smiled dismissively: "That's really child's play!"

He figured that since it was the worst date ever, they had to go all out! Ideally, they'd leave Lu Ziqiao with psychological trauma, so he'd realize how good Chen Meijia was.

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, "Child's play! Mingyang, what good ideas do you have?"

Su Mingyang's lips curled up as he boasted, "I'm afraid I'll scare you if I tell you!"

"It scared me."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Hurry up and tell me, stop beating around the bush, I want to see how you're going to scare me!"

Lin Wanyu was also very curious and shook Mingyang's arm: "Mingyang, tell us quickly!"

Seeing their anxious expressions, Su Mingyang smiled slightly, picked up his cup, took a sip of water, and slowly said, "My solution is to find a man to go on a date with Ziqiao."

"Find a man"

Lin Wanyu and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged a glance and were both stunned.

Not at all scared, just thought it was too unreliable! "Mingyang, is this your method? It's impossible! How could Ziqiao possibly date a man?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head in denial, "He'll definitely turn around and leave as soon as he sees it's a man, and he'll hate me then! Besides, there aren't any men applying."

"yes."

Lin Wanyu agreed, "Mingyang, you're kidding us, right?"

"The man I'm referring to is certainly not an ordinary man."

Su Mingyang looked at the two of them with a strange expression. "Also, do you really have to choose from the application list? Can't I just find someone from somewhere else and have them apply?"

"I didn't understand."

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, looking completely bewildered. "What do you mean, 'not an ordinary man'? Does he have wings?"

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and imagined, "It could also be that they're riding on wheels of fire."

"What nonsense are you all spouting!"

Su Mingyang's lips twitched slightly as he explained to the two of them.

"Not an ordinary man" naturally refers to a cross-dressing man.

Cross-dressing men are not very common or famous in this era.

But it's not impossible.

Their gathering places can always be found in various hidden corners of the internet.

Su Mingyang's plan was to find a cross-dressing man to act out a scene with Lu Ziqiao, so that he could experience what despair was! Actually, if he had the means, Su Mingyang would like to find a charlatan, but unfortunately, such people are extremely rare in China.

After hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a surge of curiosity about cross-dressing, and asked in a puzzled tone, "Mingyang, how did you know about the cross-dressing master?"

Is this the main point?

Su Mingyang pursed his lips and reminded her, "The point is, my method is better than yours standing Ziqiao up!"

"Okay, that's true."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, unable to resist letting his imagination run wild, "If Ziqiao finds out that the beautiful woman he's dating is actually a man, he'll definitely be devastated! Then he'll get back together with Meijia, hahahaha!"

Lin Wanyu also imagined that scene and excitedly punched Su Mingyang's shoulder: "Mingyang, your idea is soooooo ingenious!"

"Don't get excited yet, it's not certain whether we can find someone like that."

Su Mingyang spoke calmly.

The cross-dressing master he's looking for must meet three conditions: 3.

First: Dress as much as possible like a woman so that Lu Ziqiao won't notice anything amiss.

Second: You must live in Shanghai, preferably near Love Apartment.

Third: A lively and bold personality, preferably a performative personality.

Su Mingyang told the two of these conditions and asked them to search for them on various online forums and message boards.

After searching for more than two hours, Zeng Xiaoxian finally found someone who met the criteria and quickly asked Su Mingyang to make a decision.

Su Mingyang leaned closer to take a look, and the profile picture seemed to be a photo of the person in question. With big eyes and a small mouth, if it weren't for the Adam's apple on her neck, she would really look like a woman, and a beautiful one at that! Checking the past comments of this... cross-dressing master, it turned out that she was a philanthropist and lived more than 30 kilometers away from Love Apartment.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang quickly added the other person as a friend and waited for them to accept.

"Ha, I didn't expect to find one so easily."

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, but then became worried again, "I wonder if this person will agree to go on a date with Ziqiao and help us put on this act."

"Let's see. Generally speaking, cross-dressing men are active online and rarely wear women's clothing on the street, but it's not certain if they like it. They usually have a bold personality. If he doesn't agree, then we'll just pay some money."

Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Just then, he realized he was thankfully going further and further down the path of tricking Lu Ziqiao. Suddenly, Lin Wanyu pointed excitedly at the computer and said, "Look, the other party accepted the friend request!"

"Let me talk to him."

Su Mingyang smiled slightly, sitting in front of the computer and "dealing with" this... cross-dressing master.

stand up.

Sorry everyone, my updates have been inconsistent these past few days, mainly because of my poor grades. I've adjusted my mindset and will update regularly from now on. I promise again, I will not abandon this project!

Chapter 90 You'd definitely look better in women's clothing than me!

Su Mingyang was just about to chat with this... cross-dressing master when he was interrupted by Lin Wanyu's sudden laughter.

"Wanyu, what are you laughing at?"

"Haha, Mingyang, look at this name—'So handsome he'd get hacked to pieces,' what a shameless name!"

Lin Wanyu pointed at the laptop, tears welling up in her eyes as she laughed.