Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Lin Wanyu frowned, pouted, and looked somewhat disappointed.

Having gotten used to Su Mingyang's excellent cooking skills, she really had no interest in instant noodles.

Su Mingyang saw through Lin Wanyu's thoughts at a glance and said confidently, "Wanyu, this isn't ordinary instant noodles, it's a deluxe version. I guarantee you'll want more after you try it."

"Yeah"

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu became somewhat expectant.

"Of course, you just wait."

After Su Mingyang finished speaking, he left the room and went to the kitchen to get busy.

Chapter 88 The two of them really use up a lot of gas!

"Ah, Mingyang, this is the deluxe instant noodles you were talking about?"

Lin Wanyu looked at the large bowl of instant noodles in front of her, which contained a mixture of various meats and vegetables, and pouted at Su Mingyang.

This is clearly just leftovers from last night dumped in and two poached eggs added.

They call it—Deluxe Instant Noodles!!! Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow, pointed at the instant noodles, and asked, "Wanyu, doesn't it smell good?"

"fragrant."

Lin Wanyu nodded, "But..."

Su Mingyang quickly interrupted, "It smells good, that's all! What more do you want? Wanyu, let me tell you, it smells good, and it tastes even better! Let's dig in!"

As he spoke, he pushed the large portion in front of Lin Wanyu and started slurping up his small portion.

Seeing Su Mingyang eating so heartily, Lin Wanyu couldn't resist either. She quickly picked up her chopsticks, and after just one bite, her eyes lit up. She exclaimed, "Mingyang, this is so delicious!"

"I knew it! With my cooking skills, I can make even grass look like flowers."

Su Mingyang bragged a lot.

"Ha ha."

Lin Wanyu smiled and began to eat with relish.

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in carrying a notebook. Seeing the two of them eating so heartily, he quickly went over and asked, "Mingyang, your spicy hot pot looks good! How much is it? Do you have any more?"

"That's all."

Su Mingyang said casually.

"So cheap!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked.

"Pfft"

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh and explained, "Teacher Zeng, this isn't mala tang (spicy hot pot), it's Mingyang's deluxe instant noodles."

"Deluxe version of instant noodles"

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself, then looked closer and asked doubtfully, "Why does it look like leftovers from last night?"

You answered correctly, but there's no reward.

Su Mingyang smiled slightly and asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, is there anything I can help you with?"

"well."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa, sighed, and continued, "I just heard Guan Gu say that Meijia is going to join a singles club."

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu swallowed the carrot in her mouth and asked, "Is Meijia not planning to get back together with Ziqiao?"

"Yes, those two have completely broken up."

Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

Lin Wanyu's expression darkened: "It's such a pity that this bickering couple has broken up like this!"

Su Mingyang wasn't particularly interested in this, casually saying, "Didn't Ziqiao just say that the two of them are going to start their own lives? It's normal for Meijia to join the singles club, right? Teacher Zeng, why are you making that face?"

"I still think it's such a pity."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked worried and said, "Mingyang and Wanyu, you didn't see it. On their wedding day, they told me they wanted to move in. They were so sweet together, but now...sigh."

Su Mingyang's expression was somewhat strange; it was obvious that the two of them had been faking it back then.

"yes."

Lin Wanyu nodded, then, as if remembering something, smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, isn't your program specifically designed to solve these kinds of problems? You should see if you can think of a solution."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face stiffened, and he said with a wry smile, "If mine were truly effective, I wouldn't have been assigned to work in the middle of the night by my boss."

Su Mingyang gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up: "Teacher Zeng, you still have some self-awareness."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes: "Ming, is that a compliment or an insult?"

Su Mingyang remained silent, focusing on eating his noodles.

Zeng Xiaoxian said to himself, "Usually, I tell them that it's better to end it quickly than to suffer for a long time. That's how young people are; they only want to regret it after going through all that trouble."

Lin Wanyu had a sudden inspiration and laughed, "That's right, if they start dating other people, they might realize that they are the perfect match for each other."

"Unlikely, neither of these guys are easy to deal with."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head.

Su Mingyang chimed in, "Yes, they all consume a lot of fuel."

"Hmm, Mingyang, what are you saying?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand.

Su Mingyang joked, "Didn't you say, Teacher Zeng, that if it's not fuel-efficient, it'll waste fuel? So they must have a lot of fuel on hand."

"What kind of oil do you need, Mingyang?"

Lin Wanyu asked curiously.

Su Mingyang gave Lin Wanyu a meaningful smile: "The kind that reduces friction... oil."

Zeng Xiaoxian realized what was happening and said with disdain, "Hey Mingyang, why do you always think in such... weird ways?"

"Sigh, I didn't want to either."

Su Mingyang sighed helplessly.

Having been exposed to too many seasoned veterans in the 21st century, he has reached the level where he can start a train of words just by picking a few words at random.

Lin Wanyu tilted her head, her little face blank, and asked, "Mingyang, what are you talking about? Why do Ziqiao and Meijia need to prepare that kind of... oil?"

"Wanyu, let's eat. You don't understand now, but I'll make you understand later."

Su Mingyang smiled slightly.

"Okay, fine."

Lin Wanyu didn't ask any more questions and continued eating with her head down.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. He seemed to have just heard something incredible. He stared at Su Mingyang with wide eyes.

Noticing his gaze, Su Mingyang said irritably, "Teacher Zeng, am I that good-looking?"

"Uh"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by his words, then turned his gaze away and continued to worry about Ziqiao and Meijia.

A moment later, he had an idea, and holding up his index finger, he exclaimed excitedly, "I've got it! We can arrange the worst possible date for them!"

Lin Wanyu raised her little head and asked:

"The worst, the worst, the worst, how bad is it?" Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow smugly: "As bad as it gets!"

Su Mingyang asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, what do you want to do?"

"hey-hey."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled mysteriously and revealed his plan: "Ziqiao asked me to pick a beautiful girl for him to go on a date, so I'll pick the worst one for him. Meijia wants to go to the singles club, so I'll prevent her from going!"

Su Mingyang chuckled: "What, Teacher Zeng, do you want to break Meijia's legs?"

"What?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes. "Why don't we just have someone hold Meijia back? It just so happens that Guan Gu's senior brother is coming, so we can have her go with him. That way, she'll perfectly miss the Singles Club."

Lin Wanyu exclaimed excitedly, "Why don't I go and stall Meijia!"

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated: "Wanyu, why are you getting involved in this?"

Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang and asked in return, "Mingyang, don't you want Ziqiao and Meijia to get back together?"

"Of course I hope so."

Su Mingyang nodded firmly, then hesitated and said, "I'm afraid you won't be able to handle Senior Brother Guan Gu."

Lin Wanyu asked curiously, "Is Guan Gu's senior brother difficult to get along with?"

It's not that they're difficult to get along with, it's just...

Su Mingyang was about to give an answer when he remembered that he didn't seem to have met Senior Brother Guan Gu. He immediately stopped talking, his mischievous side kicking in, and laughed, "Alright, Wanyu, you can go if you want."

"Uh-huh."