Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, who remained expressionless, and reminded him, "Wanyu, that's Teacher Zeng's name."

"what"

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu's smile vanished instantly, and she turned to Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I didn't know."

"fine."

Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile, wondering if he should change his online name.

Su Mingyang didn't say much and started chatting with this... cross-dressing master.

So handsome he got chopped up: Hello, you look really good in women's clothing.

Ai Ai: Hello, thank you. Are you also a cross-dressing enthusiast? So handsome I got chopped up: No, but I have something I'd like to ask you. I don't know if you have time. Ai Ai: What is it? Tell me.

So handsome he got chopped up: Here's the thing, I have a friend who's handsome, and he's always bragging to us about how charming he is, saying he's attractive to both men and women. I disagree, saying that cross-dressing masters are the ones who can be attractive to both men and women. He says that cross-dressing masters' charm is nothing compared to his... trash. So I want to find a cross-dressing master to show him what I'm made of.

Ai Ai: This kid is so arrogant! (Angry expression: Handsome enough to get chopped up) Yeah! To prove his charm, he's been asking beautiful women online for dates, showing off to us. Didn't he say he's bisexual? So I wanted to find a cross-dressing guy to dress up as and go on a date with him, to see who's more charming. Ai Ai: So you found me! Handsome enough to get chopped up: Yeah, I searched the whole internet, and you're the best-looking woman, plus you're close to us.

Ai Ai: No problem, I want to see what kind of friend you are and teach him a lesson! Send me your location and contact information, let's talk in person.

Su Mingyang was somewhat surprised when he saw the message; he hadn't expected Ai Ai to be so straightforward.

He quickly sent Ai Ai the location and phone number of the bar downstairs, and she said she would arrive in half an hour.

Zeng Xiaoxian watched from the side, clicking his tongue in amazement. He patted Su Mingyang on the shoulder and exclaimed, "Mingyang, you're amazing! You managed to persuade him to come here with just a few words!"

"yes."

Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang with admiration.

"Ha ha,"

Su Mingyang gave a wry smile, "I didn't expect it to go so smoothly."

"Mingyang, let's go to a bar. Ai Ai should be arriving soon."

Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.

"Okay, sure."

Lin Wanyu wanted to see what a cross-dressing master looked like, so she quickly said, "Mingyang, I want to go too."

"Wanyu, you don't need to go."

Su Mingyang smiled and declined, "Go keep Meijia company, let's split up."

Lin Wanyu hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "Alright then."

And so, Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian went downstairs to the bar, sat in a booth near the entrance, ordered two juices, and waited while they drank.

"Mingyang, I've lived for over twenty years and have only ever seen women dressed as women in TV dramas. I've never actually seen a man dressed as a woman before, and now I'm about to see it in real life. It's truly amazing."

Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands together.

"I've seen it before."

Su Mingyang said casually.

In his previous life, he had only met some cross-dressing internet celebrities.

After makeup and beauty filters, her appearance is stunning, rivaling that of some beauties.

He didn't know what it was like in reality.

I just hope that Ai Ai can be as much like a woman as possible in real life.

Otherwise, with Lu Ziqiao's shrewdness, he would have seen through it at a glance.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, a woman who was at least 1.75 meters tall, with long hair and long legs walked into the bar and looked around at the bar.

"Hey, Mingyang, could it be... him?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the woman immediately and asked in confusion.

"I don't know, go ask around."

As Su Mingyang was speaking, he had just stood up when his phone rang.

Looking up, I saw... a long-haired, long-legged woman making a phone call.

"It seems to be him."

Su Mingyang pursed his lips, hung up the phone, and greeted the person.

"Hello, I'm Ai Ai. You must be so handsome you get stabbed in the back, right?"

The long-legged woman walked up to Su Mingyang, her voice deep and resonant.

Hearing the voice, Su Mingyang was taken aback for a moment, then quickly greeted, "Yes, please sit down."

As he spoke, he glanced at Ai Ai, and couldn't help but feel somewhat surprised.

This Ai Ai looks almost identical to the photo in his profile picture. She wears heavy makeup, has big eyes and a small mouth, and her facial features are unusually soft, giving her a distinctly feminine appearance.

If it weren't for his voice and Adam's apple, you would never guess he was a man.

"Not bad, she withstood the test of reality!" Zeng Xiaoxian, standing to the side, was even more shocked when he saw Ai Ai's face. He never expected that a man dressed as a woman could be so good; it completely shattered his worldview! While Su Mingyang was sizing up Ai Ai, Ai Ai was also sizing him up. After sitting down, she smiled and said, "So handsome you'd get killed. I thought only some narcissistic person would give themselves that name. Now that I see, you truly live up to your name. I think if you dressed as a woman, you'd definitely be much better looking than me."

"Uh, thanks. I admit I'm handsome, but I won't go for the women's clothing."

Su Mingyang gave an awkward smile, a little overwhelmed by the compliment, and added, "Actually, I wasn't so handsome that I got attacked; I was chatting with you using my friend's account."

As he spoke, Su Mingyang glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was immersed in the joy of being praised—his name was "so handsome he'd get chopped up," so it must be a compliment! "Really?"

Ai Ai turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian, shook her head, and said, "Then I take back what I just said. The person who named him is quite narcissistic."

"!!!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead creased with annoyance, and he fell into a state of utter despair.

"I've decided to change my name when I get back!" Su Mingyang was surprised by Ai Ai's straightforwardness and almost burst out laughing.

Let's get down to business.

Ai Ai pulled out a slender women's cigarette, lit it, and took a drag, laughing, "You asked me here so you'd have me pretend to be a girl and go on a date with your friend, to see who's more charming, right?"

Su Mingyang nodded secretly. Ai Ai really paid attention to details; every move she made had a feminine grace.

It seems we've successfully fooled Lü Ziqiao.

As he thought about it, he pretended to be annoyed and said, "Yeah, you wouldn't believe it, this guy is always flirting with girls to prove how charming he is. He even says he's bisexual. I just have to say, sigh!"

"Okay, no problem."

Ai Ai readily agreed, a confident smile playing on her lips. "I also want to take on the challenge and see how attractive I am in women's clothing. I want to use this opportunity to prove to my fellow enthusiasts that I am the real master of cross-dressing."

"come on!"

Hearing his goal, Su Mingyang's lips twitched slightly. He smiled and offered a word of encouragement, then continued, "My idea is this: first, you deceive my friend, then reveal your true identity as a man to him, and finally, you take it out on him, saying he has no charm whatsoever, and that apart from a few exceptional women, no girl would be truly attracted to him; it's all just fluff. How about that?"

"Excellent, just what I wanted."

Ai Ai nodded, a hint of anticipation creeping in. "What time?"

"Around 6:06, just in time for dinner."

Su Mingyang hesitated as he spoke, then added, "By the way, you should wear a scarf to cover your Adam's apple, and also your voice."

"It's alright, I brought a scarf."

Ai Ai took a handkerchief out of her bag, wrapped it around her neck, and continued, "As for my voice, I'll just use pen and paper to communicate with him. I'll just say I can't speak to strangers."

"clever."

Su Mingyang gave a compliment.

Next, the two discussed some details. Su Mingyang originally wanted to give Ai Ai some compensation, after all, she had come all this way to make the trip.

However, the other party stated that they were not short of money and only agreed to the matter because they were interested.

Hearing this, Su Mingyang didn't mince words and ordered Ai Ai a cocktail to express his gratitude.

Chapter 91 Is this a case of encountering a lunatic?

To avoid arousing Lu Ziqiao's suspicion, Su Mingyang had Ai Ai log into the Love Apartment website and reply with her own photos and information in women's clothing to the job application post made by Lu Ziqiao.

After doing all this, have Zeng Xiaoxian call Lu Ziqiao to tell him about the date at 6 pm.

After finishing the phone call, Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

"Teacher Zeng, what's wrong?"

Su Mingyang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's expression, which seemed to want to devour someone, and asked in confusion.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a big gulp of juice, his face twitching: "Damn it, this guy said he doesn't have money for a date and wants me to lend him 500! Otherwise, he might stand me up!"

Su Mingyang was speechless for a moment, then said with a strange expression, "Teacher Zeng, you said at the beginning that you would stand him up."

"Oh dear!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed helplessly.

Listening to their conversation, Ai Ai chuckled, "Haha, your friend is quite interesting."

"Please excuse my poor appearance. I'll go take care of this first. Please wait here for a moment."