Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang frowned.

Lu Ziqiao chimed in, "I'd like to know too."

"I took the first spot, but you didn't notice."

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the two of them in surprise, then pulled a small mirror from his pocket, touched his face, and exclaimed, "I'm not bad looking, am I? I'm pretty handsome!"

He firmly believed this! Upon hearing this, both Lu Ziqiao and Su Mingyang nearly fainted.

Su Mingyang shook his head: "I suddenly remembered there's a sixth point, and the three of us happen to meet it."

"what is"

The two asked in unison.

"shameless!!!"

Chapter 87 I will be punished by heaven!

"No, I didn't take that."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly denied it, saying, "As a public figure, I still have a sense of shame."

Su Mingyang twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself, "Teacher Zeng, do you even believe what you're saying?" Lu Ziqiao didn't reply, resting his right hand on his chin, rubbing it, and said with a troubled expression, "Sigh, which girl should I ask out first tonight? It's giving me a headache."

"This is a headache too, I wish I could take your place!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was very annoyed by Lu Ziqiao's pretentious remarks.

Lu Ziqiao casually said, "Then Teacher Zeng, you can pick one for me, preferably the big, brainless one."

Zeng Xiaoxian was eager to make his move when he suddenly remembered his purpose and waved his hand in refusal: "No, I'm here to mediate, not to help you with this kind of thing."

"Then Mingyang, you help me choose one."

Lu Ziqiao turned to Su Mingyang and said.

"Want me to pick out a Sister Feng for you?"

Su Mingyang joked.

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes: "Can't you two support me at all?"

"come on!"

Su Mingyang clenched his fist.

Zeng Xiaoxian also pumped his fist and shouted, "Go for it!"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said dejectedly, "That's not the kind of support I meant!"

Su Mingyang feigned ignorance: "What, you want us to cheer you on during your date or when you're all lovey-dovey with other girls?"

"that is...."

Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in.

""

Lu Ziqiao was about to faint, his face contorted in a grimace. He rubbed his fingers together at the two of them, saying, "I said it's financial support. I'm a little short on cash lately. You know how it is when you go on a date, treating someone to a meal always requires this."

"Then don't eat it, just starve."

Su Mingyang pursed his lips.

Lending money to Lü Ziqiao would be like throwing a meat bun to a dog—gone and never to be returned! Zeng Xiaoxian understood this principle deeply and decisively refused: "Come on! Financial support is out of the question! Physical support, though, is available—do you want it?"

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian pulled open his clothes and pounced on Lü Ziqiao, looking as if he was about to offer himself to him.

Lu Ziqiao immediately scurried away in disgust, feeling somewhat disappointed. It seemed it would be difficult to swindle money from these two in the future! At this moment, Guan Gu Shenqi came out of the room and, seeing this scene, asked in confusion, "Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao, what are you doing?"

"Haha, it's nothing."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly laughed it off and put his clothes back on.

Seeing Guan Gu Shenqi dressed in a handsome suit, Su Mingyang asked, "Guan Gu, are you dressed so smartly because you're going on a blind date?"

"no."

Guan Gu Shenqi scratched his head and said excitedly, "My senior brother is coming tonight, and I'm going to pick him up. He's Chinese and a very talented painter who has traveled the world and won many awards. He's coming back from Jiangzhou this time, and I want to have a good chat with him. Mingyang Jun, would you like to get to know him? I think you two would have a lot in common."

"Big brother"

An image of a person wearing glasses and speaking at a snail's pace appeared in Su Mingyang's mind.

If you were to communicate with this senior brother, you'd probably break down.

Thinking of this, Su Mingyang shuddered and shook his head: "I think it's alright, I'll go back now."

I greeted Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, and quickly replied with 3.

"la la la"

As soon as he entered the living room, he heard a light, cheerful humming coming from the room.

Su Mingyang's lips curled into a slight smile as he looked at Lin Wanyu, who was sitting in a chair, excitedly swaying her hips and beaming with joy. He asked, "Wanyu, what's making you so happy?"

Seeing Su Mingyang enter, Lin Wanyu blushed slightly, quickly sat up straight, and smiled, saying, "Mingyang, the tarot cards say that three days from now is my lucky day."

She planned to give the grade-less knife she had appraised to Su Mingyang in three days, and upon hearing this, Su Mingyang's expression became somewhat strange.

He remembered that Lin Wanyu's tarot cards in the TV series never seemed to be accurate.

Thinking of this, a playful glint flashed in Su Mingyang's eyes, but he pretended to be serious and said, "Really? Did the tarot cards... tell you that something big will happen in three days?"

"What's the big deal?"

Lin Wanyu pouted and looked up at Su Mingyang with a blank expression.

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh: "Wanyu, don't you have tarot cards? Just use them to do the calculation."

"Oh, Mingyang, you could have just told me it wasn't necessary."

Lin Wanyu became increasingly curious.

"No!"

Su Mingyang shook his head in refusal, saying solemnly, "Wanyu, if I tell you, that would be revealing a heavenly secret, and I would be punished by heaven!"

As he spoke, Su Mingyang pointed to the ceiling, a fearful expression on his face: "If a bolt of lightning strikes, I'm finished!"

"Oh, is it that serious?"

Lin Wanyu looked in the direction Su Mingyang was pointing, her face turned deathly pale, and she became nervously restless.

"Yeah, sigh."

Su Mingyang sighed and said, "But if Wanyu really wants to know, then I'll reluctantly tell you."

"Oh no, please don't!"

Lin Wanyu realized what was happening and quickly covered Su Mingyang's mouth with her hand, saying sternly, "Mingyang, don't say it, or you'll be dead!"

"Hahaha"

Seeing that Lin Wanyu believed his nonsense, Su Mingyang couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Wan Yu's naivety was truly beyond his expectations.

If I keep teasing her like this, life will be full of fun.

She's such a gem of a girl.

Now that the matter of Ziqiao and Meijia has been mostly resolved.

He was thinking about when to prepare a surprise for Lin Wanyu and officially take her into his arms and cherish her.

"Mingyang, what's wrong?"

Lin Wanyu asked nervously.

Su Mingyang suddenly burst into laughter, instinctively believing that it was a divine intervention.

Seeing Lin Wanyu's flustered expression, Su Mingyang stopped teasing her, his laughter subsided, and he said, "Wanyu, I'll tell you now, I was just joking."

"Oh, just kidding."

Lin Wanyu was stunned, then became somewhat angry, "Mingyang, you always lie to me! I'll never trust you again!"

She knew there was something strange about Su Mingyang's words, but for some reason, she couldn't help but believe him.

"Wanyu, don't be angry, I was just joking."

Seeing Lin Wanyu pouting angrily, Su Mingyang quickly comforted her, "I'll cook you something delicious later, okay?"

"What delicious food is there?"

Upon hearing that there was food, Lin Wanyu immediately forgot her frustration at being tricked. Her stomach started growling; it was almost one o'clock, and she was starving.

Su Mingyang's lips curled into a smile.

I always thought the world of foodies was so simple.

After hesitating for two seconds, he suggested, "Let's have instant noodles."

It's so late, he's too lazy to bother anymore.

Instant noodles