Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"I see, so this is a win-win situation."

Su Mingyang nodded, deciding not to think about it anymore.

Lin Wanyu's current favorability rating towards him has reached 80%.

Improving favorability is a long and arduous task.

Moreover, many of the main characters haven't even appeared yet.

Chapter 86: Six Conditions for Finding Beautiful Women!

The next morning, after breakfast, Su Mingyang went to the shop to get busy.

He said he was busy, but in reality he just sat on a small stool by the door as a supervisor, occasionally going in to take a look.

The coffee shop's renovation is about halfway done, and if all goes well, it should be completed in another week.

Once you've purchased tables, chairs, benches, and all the necessary coffee-making equipment, you can open for business.

Su Mingyang was very much looking forward to it.

Around noon, he returned to Love Apartment and ran into Zeng Xiaoxian as soon as he entered the complex.

The two walked home together.

During the trip, Zeng Xiaoxian asked Su Mingyang about the shop's renovation, and the latter told him the truth.

After entering the elevator, Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow at Su Mingyang smugly: "By the way, Mingyang, I've thought of another way to restore Ziqiao and Meijia's relationship."

"What method?"

Su Mingyang asked curiously.

"Hehe, since requesting a song doesn't work, let Ziqiao sing at Meijia's door. That way, she can't change the song, and she'll definitely be moved."

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he imagined the scene in his mind, feeling that it was a perfect scenario.

Su Mingyang curled his lip: "If you really did that, do you believe Meijia would pour a bucket of cold water over Ziqiao's head?"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then thought about it carefully and realized it was indeed possible. He couldn't help but feel a little frustrated: "What should we do then?"

Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia remained at odds, with him at the "eye of the storm."

"It's so frustrating! Ziqiao kept saying he had a solution, so let's go ask him what he thinks."

"Su Mingyang smiled."

"it is good."

As they spoke, the two exited the elevator and entered room 3602.

In the living room, Lu Ziqiao sat on the sofa, operating his laptop with a very conflicted expression.

Seeing this, the two sat down next to him.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's frustrated expression, Zeng Xiaoxian patted him on the shoulder and said with relief, "Ziqiao, are you still worried about how to coax Meijia? Have you thought of a way yet?"

"Soothe her"

Lu Ziqiao frowned, "Why should I, a grown man, have to... coax her? Since we're already like this, this isn't a bad thing for us...it's an opportunity for us to start our own lives."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

Su Mingyang frowned, thinking of something, and said, "But if you don't coax Meijia, she won't let you use the toilet. It's not good for you to keep coming here to use the toilet. What if no one's home and you end up soiling your pants?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was astonished by Su Mingyang's thought process.

""

Lu Ziqiao's lips twitched slightly as he said, "Don't worry, I've reached an agreement with Chen Meijia; she's allowing me to use the bathroom now."

"Tell me how this was achieved."

Su Mingyang was somewhat curious.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes darted around, and he said hesitantly, "I promised her I would flush from now on! If I didn't flush, I told her to cover my face with my excrement, and only then did she allow me to use the bathroom."

"Haha, then Ziqiao, you'd better watch out."

"You'll have to experience the real bento box from now on, and become the second Lao Ba."

Su Mingyang said with a smile, emphasizing the word "then".

Lu Ziqiao felt a wave of nausea. The situation was too urgent; if only he had made that promise to Chen Meijia earlier.

"vomit"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but gag at the thought of that scene. He glanced at Su Mingyang with disgust and complained, "Mingyang, you've made it impossible for me to look at the word 'bento' the same way!"

After saying that, he added, "By the way, Mingyang, what did you mean by the second 'Eighth Brother'?"

"nothing."

Su Mingyang gave a perfunctory reply; he didn't want Zeng Xiaoxian to vomit on the spot.

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't ask any further questions, but said to Lü Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, what you just said means you're not planning to get back together with Meijia?"

Of course.

Lu Ziqiao nodded firmly, looking relaxed, and said, "Men should be more open-minded. Why insist on hanging yourself on a crooked tree? You can't find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of two-legged women."

Su Mingyang asked, "What did Meijia say?"

She said she was starting a new life too, and from now on we'd keep to ourselves.

Lu Ziqiao helplessly shrugged.

"All right."

Su Mingyang nodded.

Since the two had already reached an agreement, he had nothing more to say.

As long as they're happy.

Anyway... no matter what they go through, they'll eventually end up together; after all, they're a pair of bickering lovers.

Zeng Xiaoxian, unwilling to give up, offered one last piece of advice: "Why don't you, Ziqiao, try persuading Meijia again?"

"No."

Lu Ziqiao declined, smiling slightly, "I've already started dating."

Hearing this, Su Mingyang couldn't help but tease, "It's not like you never go on a date."

Lu Ziqiao's smile froze, and he quickly coughed to cover up his guilty conscience.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say much more, and asked疑惑地问道, "By the way, Ziqiao, if you're not worried about Meijia, why do you look so pale?"

"Well, I just did a thorough search on the 'iPartment' website, but the girls listed... sigh."

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, he sighed softly and then lay down on the sofa.

"Don't sigh, Ziqiao."

Zeng Xiaoxian, deeply sympathetic, offered a comforting remark, "It's normal not to find a good partner online."

"where."

Lu Ziqiao said with distress, "I've already set my standards very high for a partner, but there are still so many girls who come to me because of my reputation. I don't know who to choose anymore, sigh!"

"Oh no! Let me see."

Zeng Xiaoxian was astonished and quickly started browsing on his computer. Suddenly, photos and information of various beautiful women appeared on the screen. He felt like he'd been hit by a thousand blows and cried out in despair, "Why can't I find any beautiful women?!"

Now it was Su Mingyang's turn to comfort him: "Don't be sad, Teacher Zeng. It's normal that you can't find a beautiful girl."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his dead fish eyes at him: "Mingyang, what do you mean?"

"Uh"

Su Mingyang realized he might have said something wrong and immediately corrected himself: "What I meant was, it's normal not to find beautiful women."

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at the computer and retorted, "But Ziqiao found so many at once!"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow: "Actually, if you want to find a beautiful woman, you only need to meet one of the five '55' conditions."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked, "Which five '55' conditions?"

Su Mingyang slowly said, "First, he has to be handsome; second, he has to be rich; third, he has to be good at persuasion; fourth, he has to be talented; and I won't go into the fifth one, everyone understands. Ziqiao has the first and third qualities, so it's normal that he finds many beautiful women."

"Mingyang's statement is objective."

Lü Ziqiao expressed his agreement.

"And what about you, Mingyang?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"It's obvious that I'm in first and fourth place."

Su Mingyang said matter-of-factly.

Thinking to myself, "Just the fact that I can drive a tractor with one hand should make me quite talented, right? But I have one talent too, so why can't I find a beautiful woman?"

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh, looking completely bewildered.

"Um, Teacher Zeng, I can't tell which one you're referring to yet. Could you tell us?"