Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, "Actually, my age isn't what you think..."

Lisa Rong interrupted, saying, "I think our program should have a mature and steady host so that young people can be given the right guidance."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately put on a serious expression: "That's so true. I've gotten so old without even realizing it. Time really flies, and the years wait for no one."

"Okay, how much do you know about our show?"

Seeing that they were getting to the point, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly blurted out all the words he had prepared.

Just as he was boasting.

On the other side, in room 3601.

Lu Ziqiao was taking a shower in the bathroom.

Su Mingyang went to the kitchen to prepare the fish, planning to have a whole fish feast that evening.

I also put the snails I picked up into a basin, added a couple of drops of oil, and let them expel the sand.

After finishing all that, Su Mingyang was wondering whether to draw comics or do something else.

After taking a shower, Lü Zi came out and said with a smile, "Hehe, Mingyang, I'm going to help Teacher Zeng. Want to come along?"

"Okay." Su Mingyang thought for a moment and nodded in agreement. Since he had nothing else to do, watching something amusing wouldn't hurt.

Chapter 52 Teacher Zeng has been kidnapped!

Lisa Rong listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's long-winded speech with some impatience: "I remember telling you that there are many people participating in this host audition, and we need to conduct a careful evaluation. Moreover, this program is our key project, and we need to find a host who can lead by example and has a good educational background."

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed and said confidently, "I am confident. I graduated from Jiaotong University and have a double master's degree in philosophy and history."

Lisa Rong glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Then why did you host such a terrible show before?"

“Uh…” Zeng Xiaoxian felt a pang of embarrassment and said awkwardly, “I was just following the overall plan.”

"Just kidding, you don't mind, do you?" Lisa Rong said with a smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian forced out a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Haha, of course not."

"That's good." Lisa Rong smiled slightly, stood up and said, "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom first."

"it is good."

Watching Lisa Rong walk towards the bathroom, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief and took out a tissue to wipe his sweat. But then, Lisa Rong's scream made his heart jump into his throat again.

"what!!!"

"What's wrong?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately ran to Lisa's side and asked anxiously.

"Xiao Bu! You know Xiao Bu?" Lisa Rong held a photo frame in her hand, covering her mouth excitedly.

"Xiao Bu? Lu Ziqiao?" Su Mingyang had told Zeng Xiaoxian about Lu Ziqiao's alternate account when Zeng Xiaoxian tricked him at the bar last time, so he was a little surprised to hear that Lisa Rong knew him.

“Xiao Bu!” Lisa Rong held the photo, her eyes filled with tears, her expression sorrowful. “We once had a very romantic night. The next morning he said he would call me, but I waited for three days and three nights, and he still didn’t call.”

Zeng Xiaoxian was terrified.

"I'm doomed! I never imagined that Lu Ziqiao had actually hooked up with Lisa Rong before. He's having a good time, but I'm doomed! If she finds out I know Lu Ziqiao, my dream of working in television will be ruined!"

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian broke out in a cold sweat and quickly comforted him, "Don't be sad, maybe something happened to him."

"For example?" Lisa Rong's heart tightened.

Zeng Xiaoxian had an idea and started his deception: "For example, he got into a car accident and woke up to find that he had become... mentally disabled..."

"Mentally challenged?" Lisa Rong frowned. "You know him?"

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly denied it: "No, I'm absolutely certain that I don't know him!"

Lisa Rong expressed her doubts: "But you clearly have his photos, right? That nose and mouth are obviously Bruce Willis. I would recognize him even if he turned to ashes."

"Uh, that must have been taken when I attended a social gathering for people with intellectual disabilities at the nursing home." Zeng Xiaoxian made up a wild lie.

"Which nursing home is he in? I want to go see him!" Lisa Rong said anxiously, grabbing her bag and heading out.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately stopped her: "No, so much time has passed, his IQ will only get lower and lower, he'll probably have reached the point where he urinates and defecates anywhere, he won't even recognize you, it'll be a waste of time to go."

"Really?" Lisa Rong covered her face, overcome with grief.

"Please accept my condolences." Zeng Xiaoxian feigned grief and handed Lisa Rong a tissue.

"Thank you." Lisa Rong took the tissue and blew her nose hard. "Phi!"

Zeng Xiaoxian watched from the side, his face contorted like a chrysanthemum, almost vomiting.

Lisa Rong calmed down and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "You won't tell anyone about this, will you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately assured, "Don't worry, boss, I will definitely not tell anyone about this."

"That's good." Lisa Rong nodded.

Both men breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, the sound of a key turning in the lock filled the air, followed by Lu Ziqiao's shout—

"Teacher Zeng, has your producer arrived yet? Mingyang and I are here to help you. Open the door quickly and let us in!"

"You also have other guests scheduled?" Lisa Rong frowned.

"No! It's that idiot who came." Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly, shouting towards the door, "Get out of here, no one's home."

"..."

"It's us, my dear brother!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was sweating profusely: "I told you there's no one here, get out of here right now! Otherwise I'll have the law enforcement officers arrest you!"

Outside the door 3602.

Lu Ziqiao was completely baffled and asked Su Mingyang, "What's wrong with Teacher Zeng? Locking the door is one thing, but why is he calling the law enforcement?"

"Maybe he was kidnapped by his producer, and this is the code he gave us," Su Mingyang joked.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ziqiao took it seriously.

“Kidnapping? Isn’t his producer a beautiful woman? Why would they kidnap him? Could it be to assault him? Yes, that must be it!” Lu Ziqiao murmured, becoming more and more certain. “No, I have to help Teacher Zeng. I can’t let him be defiled. If necessary, I’m willing to suffer in his place!”

Su Mingyang's lips twitched as he listened, thinking to himself, "Ziqiao, can you be any more imaginative?"

At this moment, Lü Ziqiao took a few steps back and rolled up his trouser leg.

"What are you doing?" Su Mingyang asked, puzzled.

"Kick down the door!" Lu Ziqiao said matter-of-factly.

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid? What if you piss off the producer by being so rough?"

"Right," Lu Ziqiao realized, "Then what do we do?"

"Call the police," Su Mingyang said, feigning concern.

"No! By the time the law enforcement officers arrive, everything inside will be finished!" Lu Ziqiao shook his head.

"Ziqiao, do you mean Teacher Zeng is more efficient, or the law enforcement officers are slower?" Su Mingyang asked playfully.

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "Based on my judgment, I tend to favor the former!"

Su Mingyang: "..."

"Damn, we can climb onto the balcony! How could I forget that? Mingyang, let's get going." Lu Ziqiao slapped his forehead and led Su Mingyang back to room 3601.

At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that there was no more noise outside. He turned to Lisa Rong and said with a smile, "Haha, Lisa, the person is gone. Let's continue."

"Okay."

Lisa Rong nodded and was about to sit back down when Zeng Xiaoxian pushed her into the room.

"Ah, Lisa, I want to show you my private collection, it's all foreign materials about interviews with teenagers. I've done a lot of research, and I can't wait to show it to you!"

"So urgent?" Lisa Rong was annoyed by Zeng Xiaoxian's rough shoving.

"Yes, Lisa, you'll see, it'll definitely satisfy you."

Zeng Xiaoxian closed the door and hurriedly turned on the computer.

Just now, he saw Lu Ziqiao and Su Mingyang climb over the balcony.

He was completely stunned; this was the only way to appease Lisa Rong.

He hurriedly opened a file.

A short while later, a light and melodious tune filled the room.

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, don't underestimate me just because I'm a goat~"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened in surprise.

Lisa Rong pointed at the computer screen and stared at Zeng Xiaoxian with the look of someone looking at an idiot: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is this the information you prepared?"

"of course not!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly denied it, but upon closer inspection, he realized that he had just opened a video file on Su Mingyang's USB drive.

Chapter 53 Ziqiao, it's up to you!

Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't had a chance to watch the videos on Su Mingyang's USB drive yet.

Upon seeing that the file inside contained information about Pleasant Goat, he felt a moment of disappointment.