Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

But he immediately felt relieved.

"Damn it, thank goodness it was Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf in there. If it were one of those kinds of videos, Lisa would definitely beat me up. Forget about being a TV host, my radio hosting career would probably be ruined!"

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian broke out in a cold sweat.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you daydreaming about?" Lisa said, displeased.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa, Pleasant Goat was an accident. I'll open the youth interview materials for you right away." Zeng Xiaoxian said, just about to close Pleasant Goat.

Lisa Rong stopped him, rolling her eyes: "Forget it, I'm more interested in Pleasant Goat than the information you've prepared."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale and then red, and he almost lost his temper, but for the sake of his television dream, he could only endure it.

Thinking of the two time bombs outside, he composed himself and laughed, "I didn't expect Lisa to have such a youthful mindset. You keep watch for now, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Go ahead," Lisa Rong waved casually.

……

in the living room.

Lu Ziqiao and Su Mingyang climbed in from next door.

"Where is Teacher Zeng? Has he already started?" Lu Ziqiao looked around anxiously.

"How would I know?" Su Mingyang pursed his lips.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly walked out of the room.

Lu Ziqiao quickly went over and looked him up and down: "Teacher Zeng, are you alright?"

"I only have things to do now that you're here!" Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably. "Mingyang, why did you come along with this guy to cause trouble too!"

"Ziqiao was worried that you would be sexually assaulted by Lisa Rong, so we rushed over," Su Mingyang said with a strange expression.

"Yes, Teacher Zeng, did that producer do anything to you?" Lu Ziqiao asked worriedly, then raised an eyebrow, "If that producer insists on doing anything to you, let her come at me!"

"Pah! What are you thinking? What robbery?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes.

"So you sent us a distress signal?"

"What distress signal?" Zeng Xiaoxian was completely baffled.

"You said to have the law enforcement officers arrest him, isn't that a code word?" Lu Ziqiao questioned.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands excitedly: "Let's not talk about that anymore, Teacher Zeng. Where is the producer now? Let me go and meet her."

Zeng Xiaoxian got angry as soon as he heard this, and said angrily: "Lu Ziqiao, did you seduce that producer outside? After it was over, you never called her again. She's looking for you everywhere and wants to skin you alive! If she sees you today, my career will be ruined along with yours!"

"Really? I don't remember." Lu Ziqiao scratched his head, suddenly losing interest in the producer.

"Ziqiao, you really are heartless when it comes to plucking birds," Su Mingyang couldn't help but tease.

Lu Ziqiao helplessly shrugged, but did not deny it.

"Lu Ziqiao, you really are my nemesis!" Zeng Xiaoxian said. "Get out of here right now, or it'll be too late!"

“It’s too late…” Su Mingyang pursed his lips.

Lisa Rong had already come out of the room. She immediately saw Lu Ziqiao and covered her mouth in shock: "Xiao Bu! Oh my god!"

"You idiot, I told you not to come to my house!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted nothing more than to pin Lu Ziqiao to the ground and rub him against the ground.

"How did you get here?" Lisa Rong rushed to Lu Ziqiao's side, inhaling his scent with relish.

“This question…” Lu Ziqiao felt extremely uncomfortable, his mind racing, and finally managed to stammer out a few words: “Good question!”

Zeng Xiaoxian and Su Mingyang almost fainted.

"You know what? I've been looking for you so hard!" Lisa Rong clung to Lu Ziqiao like an octopus. "You still smell as good as ever. By the way, Zeng Xiaoxian said you've become mentally challenged, is that true?"

Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian, expressing his dissatisfaction, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately glared back.

"Okay, he's right, I did... I did become mentally challenged for a period of time!" Lu Ziqiao admitted his mistake, gritted his teeth and nodded, finally adding, "But I'm back to normal now."

"That's wonderful!" Lisa Rong was so excited she almost jumped up. Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's strange expression, she questioned him unhappily, "Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know Xiao Bu? Give me an explanation!"

"I...I..." Zeng Xiaoxian panicked for a long time but couldn't utter a word, so he could only pull Lu Ziqiao and Su Mingyang aside.

"What should I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian was sweating profusely. "Mingyang, you guys have to help me think of a solution! Otherwise, my dream of becoming a TV host is completely over!"

"I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, I can't help you." Lu Ziqiao couldn't take it anymore when he saw Lisa Rong's glare that looked like she wanted to devour him.

"It's all your fault! If it weren't for you, would things have turned out like this?" Zeng Xiaoxian was furious.

"Teacher Zeng, don't panic, I have a solution." Su Mingyang raised his eyebrows.

"What's the solution, Mingyang? Tell me quickly!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked anxiously.

Su Mingyang smiled mysteriously and said slowly, "Let Ziqiao sleep with her. Note that it's 'sleep' as in 'sleep'."

"This is great!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

"No way, Mingyang, what kind of terrible idea did you come up with?" Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face, suddenly feeling a soreness in his lower back. "This Lisa Rong is almost forty years old, right? Didn't you see how she acted just now? It's not certain who will submit to whom."

Su Mingyang's lips curled up slightly as he looked at Lü Ziqiao. "Ziqiao, are you not up to it? Who was so excited just now, saying they wanted to help Teacher Zeng? And now you're backing down?"

“That’s right, Ziqiao, just say you can’t do it!” Zeng Xiaoxian urged.

"Who says I can't do it? Don't underestimate me," Lu Ziqiao said unhappily.

"Haha, that settles it then. Ziqiao, if you really can't hold on, just unleash your verbal barrage." Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Chapter 54 Is this a case of being conquered?

　"Ziqiao, go for it! Don't keep them waiting. Teacher Zeng and I will be cheering you on from behind." Su Mingyang patted Lü Ziqiao on the shoulder and said solemnly.

"Please, Ziqiao." Zeng Xiaoxian had nowhere else to turn, so he could only place his hopes on Lü Ziqiao.

"Alright, since it's my fault, then let me settle this score."

With a hint of sorrow in his voice, Lu Ziqiao turned and strode up to Lisa Rong, demanding, "Why did you do this to me! Why!"

Lisa Rong looked bewildered: "Xiao Bu, what are you talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was getting anxious and turned to Su Mingyang, asking, "Can Ziqiao do it?"

"Don't worry." Su Mingyang smiled faintly, focusing on watching the show.

"I've waited for you for so many years, and you won't even answer a single phone call. Do you know how heartbroken I am?" Lu Ziqiao said, lost in painful "memories." "After that night, your name was imprinted in my heart and engraved in my bones. Every night I dream of calling your name... Frieza!"

"Pfft~" Upon hearing this name, Su Mingyang burst out laughing.

Zeng Xiaoxian almost fainted.

Fortunately, Lisa Rong didn't seem to mind. Instead, she hurriedly explained, "But I remember I gave you my phone number, and you didn't call me. Besides, you didn't have a cell phone back then!"

"Don't change the subject!" Lu Ziqiao frowned. "You mean I don't have a phone? You mean I can't afford one?"

Lisa Rong recalled, "That day at the bar, you asked to borrow my phone and then struck up a conversation with me, and you only had three cents in your pocket!"

"You searched my pants?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned.

Lisa Rong added, "I also paid for the room."

"Awesome!" Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian, two lazy bums, exclaimed in their hearts.

"Really? Let's not dwell on the past!" Realizing he was in a passive position, Lu Ziqiao quickly changed his strategy, looking at Lisa Rong with deep affection: "I didn't expect that after so long, you would still be so beautiful."

"Really?" Lisa Rong lowered her head shyly.

"Of course it's true," Lu Ziqiao affirmed. "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen—gentle, pretty, kind, and incredibly charming!"

Su Mingyang: "..."

Lisa Rong was overjoyed and immediately threw herself into Lu Ziqiao's arms, nuzzling him like a kitten, a strong impulse growing within her...

Su Mingyang felt extremely disgusted to see a middle-aged woman doing such a thing.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt the same way.

Lu Ziqiao felt extremely uncomfortable, but for the sake of his own reputation and Zeng Xiaoxian's future, he had no choice but to go through with it.

She asked gently, "Honey, tell me how you've been all these years, okay?"

"Ah~" Lisa Rong felt weak all over when she heard this "darling", and she couldn't even stand up.

"Oh my god, why did I have to hear and see such things?!"

Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian were both inwardly screaming, thinking about how the scene that was about to unfold would be even more outrageous.

They lost interest in staying there and quietly left 3602 together.

Before leaving, Zeng Xiaoxian gave Lu Ziqiao a look, and Lu Ziqiao responded with an OK sign.

"My goodness, I never expected that Lisa Rong, this strong woman who is about to enter menopause, would have such a vulnerable side. It's truly an eye-opener for me."

As soon as he stepped out the door, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but complain.

"Haha, Teacher Zeng, remember, she is the woman who changed your life. You'll have a long time to spend together in the future, and there are still more eye-opening things to come," Su Mingyang teased with a smile.

“Huh~” Zeng Xiaoxian shivered, a trace of worry appearing on his face: “I wonder if Ziqiao can win her over.”