Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang stopped arguing with the system in his mind and started chatting with Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo instead.

Just like in the original storyline, Lu Zhanbo returned from the United States after graduating with a degree in computer science, while the naive Lin Wanyu said she came here to find a place called Love Apartment.

Su Mingyang said that he came here to work and wanted to find a place to live.

"By the way, you can ask my sister, she's super helpful," Lu Zhanbo said enthusiastically. "My sister is a university teacher. She was supposed to pick me up today, but I heard she's going to be the director of some kind of wedding, so I had to take a car there by myself."

"A director?" Lin Wanyu asked with admiration. "She must be really amazing, right?"

“Yes, tell us about it,” Su Ming said playfully.

“I haven’t seen her in a long time either.” Lu Changbo’s image of his sister flashed through his mind. “In my memory, what I remember most vividly is her eyes—bright and wise—and her slender, warm hands. I bet she’s even more elegant now than she was a few years ago. People affectionately describe her with eight words…”

"Zhanbo, stop talking, I can already picture it in my mind." Su Mingyang's lips twitched as he thought of Hu Yifei's image. "I can guess what those eight words are."

"Hmm, Mingyang, you know?" Lu Zhanbo expressed disbelief.

"Haha, I guessed it too." Lin Wanyu said excitedly.

Which eight characters?

The two said in unison.

"So beautiful that the moon hides its face and the flowers blush, so beautiful that fish sink and geese fall from the sky, right?" Lin Wanyu had a look on her face that said, "I guessed right, you guys should praise me now." "Zhanbo, am I right?"

"Pfft, hahaha..." Su Mingyang laughed like a pig.

Wanyu, you're so cute!

"So beautiful that fish would sink, geese would fall from the sky, the moon would hide, and flowers would blush?"

If Hu Yifei knew you were praising her like that, she'd be ecstatic!

"Uh, did I guess wrong?" Lin Wanyu frowned.

“Uh, no, that’s not it.” Lu Zhanbo shook his head and looked at Su Mingyang. “Mingyang, why are you laughing so happily? I think your answer is wrong too.”

"Ha, who says I'm wrong?" Su Mingyang said confidently. "Isn't it the phrase 'still as a virgin, swift as a mad rabbit'?"

"Uh, Mingyang, you've met my sister?" Lu Zhanbo was very surprised.

"Mingyang guessed right? That's amazing!" Lin Wanyu's eyes curved into crescent moons.

"I've never met your sister, but I'd like to meet this she-devil... uh, no, I mean, female model."

Realizing he had almost let something slip, Su Mingyang quickly corrected himself.

If Hu Yifei knew that she called her a "female demon," she would definitely fight her!

I reckon we'll lose right from the start.

At this moment, in a youth apartment in the city center, more than ten kilometers away.

Hu Yifei was directing a group of staff to set up the wedding venue when she suddenly sneezed three times.

"Who's insulting me?" Hu Yifei's eyes sharpened as she thought of someone, "It must be that bitch Zeng Xiaoxian!"

……

“Sure, there should be some vacancies in the apartment building where my sister lives. Mingyang, you can stay there and see my sister then,” Lu Zhanbo said with a smile.

“Okay.” Su Mingyang couldn’t have been happier.

"Where is your sister's apartment?" Lin Wanyu asked.

"In the city center."

"Downtown," Lin Wanyu murmured, her eyes lighting up. "I've never seen a wedding before, how about I go visit your sister?"

"Sure, let's go to Zhanbo's place together. There should be lots of treasures in the city center," Su Mingyang said with a smile. "Zhanbo, what do you say?"

“Okay.” Lu Zhanbo nodded.

"Really? Mingyang, then the city center will be my first stop on this treasure hunt!" Lin Wanyu exclaimed excitedly to the driver, "Sir, how far are we from the city center?"

"It wasn't far before, but it's far now."

The driver's answer startled Lu Zhanbo, who turned to look at the route map behind him!

Utter collapse...

"I got on the wrong bus!"

……

The three got off the car at a fork in the road in the suburbs.

"Where am I?" Lu Zhanbo looked at the boundless sea in front of him, extremely annoyed. "I was wrong, I should have looked carefully before getting on the bus."

"It's okay, this is quite fun!" Lin Wanyu looked at the surrounding scenery with excitement. "Mingyang, don't you think so?"

"Haha, it's quite fun." Su Mingyang didn't care. As long as he could live in the Love Apartment, it didn't matter whether he could make it to the wedding or not.

“But there are no cars here.” Lu Zhanbo looked constipated. “If we walk, we won’t be able to get to the city center by the day after tomorrow.”

"Here comes the car," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

A tractor slowly drove up from not far away.

"Uncle, uncle!" Lin Wanyu excitedly stopped him.

Su Mingyang and Lu Zhanbo also walked to the front of the car.

"What's up, girl?" the uncle asked in a thick Shanghainese accent.

"Uncle, your go-kart is huge!" Lin Wanyu said, touching the tractor with a look of curiosity.

"Truck? I've never driven a truck before." The man was a little confused.

"This is a tractor. You've never seen a tractor before?" Lu Zhanbo explained awkwardly.

"Really?" Lin Wanyu pouted and glanced around at the tractor before retorting, "This is clearly a go-kart! You can ask Mingyang if you don't believe me!"

“Yes, this is a go-kart.” Su Mingyang nodded. He knew this young lady’s thought process well enough not to dwell on this issue.

"See? Even Mingyang knows this is a go-kart. Zhanbo, you're so old-fashioned," Lin Wanyu said smugly.

"Me, old-fashioned?" Lu Zhanbo almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

This is clearly a tractor. You guys are the ones who are really outdated!

Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing when he saw Lu Zhanbo's depressed look.

"You guys are really funny." The uncle laughed heartily: "What truck or truck? I'm free right now. Where are you going? Get in, I'll give you a ride."

"Okay, thank you, Uncle," Lin Wanyu said excitedly.

"Wait, sir, can I drive?" Su Mingyang said.

He just learned how to drive a tractor with one hand.

The system explained that this skill not only allows him to master perfect driving skills, but also greatly increases the performance of the tractor when driving, giving him the feeling of driving a sports car!

Absolutely outrageous!

Now I have a chance to try it out and see if it's as mysterious as the system claims!

Besides, he knew how dangerous the scene was for this guy driving in the original story, even though he was alright in the end.

But he's not going to take any risks.

"Young man, you can drive this?" the uncle asked with some skepticism.

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu's eyes were fixed on Su Mingyang.

"Mingyang, are you kidding me? This is a tractor, not a go-kart!"

"Mingyang, you can drive a go-kart?"

Faced with the three people's questions, Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and took out the agricultural machinery driver's license given to him by the system: "Don't worry, how could I joke with my life?"

Upon seeing this, the three no longer had any doubts.

"Mingyang, you're amazing!" Lin Wanyu clapped her hands, looking at Su Mingyang with admiration.

"You even have this? Fine, I give up." Lu Zhanbo was speechless.

The middle-aged man had a very cheerful personality and immediately gave up the driver's seat, saying, "Young man, I'll let you drive. It'll be good for me to take a break."

"Thank you, Uncle." Su Mingyang got into the driver's seat. "Everyone, get in."

Lin Wanyu sat down in the middle without any hesitation.

The uncle and Lu Zhanbo sat on the rear wheel arches on either side.

"Mingyang, let's go!" Lin Wanyu shouted excitedly.

"Got it!"

Su Mingyang's lips curled up, he shifted gears and started the tractor, which roared wildly as it sped along the highway.

Chapter 4: Let's race a tractor!

　"La la la la la la~"

On the tractor, Lin Wanyu hummed a little tune happily.

"Girl, you learned this from me, didn't you?" the uncle said with a smile.