Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Do not misunderstand.

He wasn't going to post it online to become a laughing stock.

Instead, it's meant to be used as a trump card. Who knows if living in the Love Apartment might lead to accidentally provoking that devilish Hu Yifei?

If that really happens, just show her this video and threaten her a little, and she'll have to shut up.

After all, Hu Yifei still cares about her younger brother.

Lu Zhanbo will just have to put up with this.

After filming was finished, Su Mingyang saw Lu Zhanbo still fiddling with it and reminded him, "Hey buddy, this isn't working, you need to insert coins."

"Oh, I see." Lu Zhanbo realized what was happening and threw two yuan into the cash register.

"It's okay, just don't do that next time, or people will think you're a teddy bear," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

"How could that be? I'm so strong, I should be a Tibetan Mastiff!" Lu Zhanbo immediately retorted, clenching his fist and showing off his muscles.

Su Mingyang was speechless, his eyes practically rolling to the top of his head.

Tibetan Mastiff? I think you're just a Siberian Husky! And a purebred one at that!

Chapter 2 Driving a Tractor with One Hand

Lu Zhanbo sat next to Su Mingyang and took the initiative to greet him: "Hello, my name is Zhanbo, I just came back from the United States."

"Hello, my name is Su Mingyang." Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said mysteriously, "I'll let you in on a secret, I just came back from Mars."

"Mars? Really?" Lu Zhanbo asked in surprise.

"Just kidding." Su Mingyang couldn't help but laugh when he saw Lu Zhanbo's expression.

"Uh, I knew it, how could that be?" Lu Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Thank you so much for reminding me just now."

"It's nothing." Su Mingyang smiled faintly. "By the way, just one more reminder, you'd better put your hands or legs on the back of the chair in front of you."

"why?"

Lu Zhanbo had barely finished speaking when the bus braked suddenly, sending his face slamming against the back of the seat.

Immediately afterwards, he saw a girl with delicate features and youthful beauty hurriedly get into the car.

Su Mingyang recognized her as Lin Wanyu, a wealthy young lady.

After swiping her card, Lin Wanyu promptly walked towards their seats.

He stepped directly over Lu Zhanbo and crawled under Su Yangqiu's seat.

Su Yangqiu immediately trembled.

Looking down, he saw that Lin Wanyu's hand and handbag were pressed against his private parts.

What the hell...

Lu Zhanbo, sitting next to him, was confused and was about to speak when the car braked suddenly again, and his forehead slammed against the back of the seat once more.

[Why am I always the one who gets hurt?] Lu Zhanbo wanted to cry but had no tears.

At this moment, two men in black wearing sunglasses came up, scanned the situation inside the car, and walked inside.

Why isn't the driver saying anything?

Su Mingyang watched the two bodyguards slowly approach, looking quite puzzled.

He recalled that when he got into the car outside the airport, the driver hadn't said anything to stop Lu Zhanbo's perverted behavior.

They haven't fired those two bodyguards yet.

"Could it be that my intervention changed the plot?"

As Su Mingyang pondered this, he noticed the driver's fearful expression in front of the two bodyguards, a stark contrast to his arrogant demeanor in the TV series.

"This driver is such a coward." Su Mingyang was speechless when the system's voice suddenly came to his mind.

"Ding, mission issued: Please find a way to get the Lin family bodyguards out of the car. You will receive a skill reward upon completion of the mission!"

"Sigh, it seems I'll have to step in."

Su Mingyang sighed. Just as the two bodyguards were about to approach their position and spot Lin Wanyu, a clever idea struck him. He pointed out the window and shouted:

"Zhanbo, look! There's a long-haired beauty in a blue dress across the street!"

"Where? Where?" Upon hearing that there was a beautiful woman, Lu Zhanbo quickly leaned out the window to look. "I don't see her."

Upon hearing this, the two bodyguards also instinctively turned to look out the window.

"Sigh, they've already run over there. I think this beautiful woman is probably in a hurry to get to work." Su Mingyang sighed, glancing at the two bodyguards out of the corner of his eye.

The two bodyguards exchanged a glance, then quickly jumped out of the car and rushed across the street.

Su Mingyang watched the two figures disappear and smiled slightly.

The driver then spat out, "Damn it, I thought it was a triad, but it turns out they're just two poor bastards who can't afford a ride."

The car restarted.

"Beautiful lady, come out, those two are gone." Su Mingyang looked at Lin Wanyu, who was trembling beneath him.

"Okay, it's alright now, thank you."

Lin Wanyu breathed a sigh of relief, looked up to thank Su Mingyang, and was about to stand up.

"Hiss~" Su Mingyang suddenly gasped.

"Hmm, are you alright? Is it really necessary to hide here for a bit?" Lin Wanyu stopped what she was doing and asked, puzzled.

"Your... hand... is pressing on my leg." Su Mingyang pointed to his leg.

It turned out that Lin Wanyu's hand had just been placed between Su Mingyang's legs, and she naturally exerted force the moment she stood up.

It almost turned into a tragedy!

"Ha, this time it's finally not me who's unlucky."

Lu Zhanbo, who was standing next to him, felt a chill run down his spine when he saw this scene, and the image of an egg being crushed flashed through his mind.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Lin Wanyu realized what was happening and awkwardly removed her hand.

"Uh." Su Mingyang recovered his composure, gave a dry laugh, and turned to Zhanbo, saying, "Zhanbo, why don't you sit over there? Otherwise, this beautiful lady won't be able to stand up."

“Okay.” Lu Zhanbo got up and sat down in the back.

Su Mingyang quickly sat down in Lu Zhanbo's seat, giving Lin Wanyu enough space to get up.

"Thank you so much for just now. Call me Wanyu." Lin Wanyu sat in Su Mingyang's original seat and extended her hand to him.

"My name is Mingyang," Su Mingyang said with a smile, extending his hand to shake hands.

"Ah, then we're acquainted." Lin Wanyu smiled sweetly.

"Hello Wanyu, my name is Zhanbo." Lu Zhanbo, who was sitting in the back, stood up and greeted Lin Wanyu, then asked in confusion, "By the way, just now..."

Who are those bad guys?

“Them,” Lin Wanyu tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said heavily, “They are bad people, very, very bad people!”

"Holy crap!" Su Mingyang suddenly exclaimed.

"Mingyang, what's wrong? There's no need to be so surprised, is there?" Lin Wanyu's expression changed, thinking that her answer had frightened Su Mingyang.

“Yeah, he’s just a bad guy. You’ll always run into one or two like that in the world. Don’t worry, Mingyang.” Lu Zhanbo patted Su Mingyang on the shoulder.

"No, I just remembered something important I forgot," Su Mingyang replied casually, his expression quite interesting.

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu, both curious, asked in unison, "What is it?"

Without even thinking, Su Mingyang replied, "You're not wearing underwear."

Lu Zhanbo: "..."

Lin Wanyu: "..."

Ignoring their reactions, Su Mingyang summoned the system in his mind.

"System, come out here and explain yourself! What's with this 'driving a tractor with one hand' skill?"

It turns out that the system just notified me that the task was completed and I received a random skill.

He looked forward to it with great anticipation, but what he ended up doing was driving the tractor with one hand!

It also comes with a free agricultural machinery driver's license!

System: Host, you're just unlucky. Don't blame me.

"System, I'm not blaming you. I just think you're a real pain in the ass, having such a skill. I think I might like you a little."

Su Mingyang likes things that are different from the norm.

System: Host, it's fine if you like the skills, but you shouldn't have any feelings for me.

"System, I understand. Humans are all different, right?" Su Mingyang joked.

System: No, I just want to say that he's just a child!

"..."

Chapter 3 What a cool tractor!