Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Oh, Uncle, you can do that too?" Lin Wanyu asked in surprise.

The uncle gestured up and down with his left hand and said in a serious tone, "Our chickens are like this. Their claws move just like yours, lifting and releasing, lifting and releasing, and they also squeeze their roosters like this... Many young people have started to imitate me."

Lu Minbo stared at the two of them speechlessly.

Su Mingyang, who was driving, burst out laughing at the uncle's flamboyant accent.

"Uncle, you're so funny," Lin Wanyu laughed. "Then you're the founder of HIP-hop (hip-hop music)."

"What, you killed someone? I drive my tractor very slowly, I've never killed anyone." The uncle quickly denied it, pointing at Su Mingyang and saying, "But I don't know whether this young man driving the tractor has killed anyone before."

Su Mingyang found the first half of the uncle's sentence amusing, but the second half almost choked him to death.

"Uncle, don't talk nonsense. I have never killed anyone."

"Hahaha." Lin Wanyu laughed heartily.

Lu Zhanbo couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Young man, just kidding." The uncle chuckled.

Just then, a car sped past.

"What kind of car is going so fast?"

Lu Zhanbo exclaimed in surprise. Before he could finish speaking, a splash of liquid was smeared on his face!

"what?"

Lu Zhanbo touched it with his hand in confusion, then smelled it. It turned out to be a mouthful of thick phlegm!

His stomach churned, and he almost vomited. His inner monologue was: "I'm so pissed off..."

"BMW! BMW!" Lin Wanyu exclaimed, then turned to look at Lu Zhanbo with a disgusted expression. "Ugh, Zhanbo, what's that yellow stuff on your face? It's disgusting!"

"This looks like their spit." Lu Zhanbo wiped his face clean, on the verge of tears. "This person is so immoral, driving so fast and spitting everywhere!"

"Hey, so what if you drive this fast! And spitting like that, your manners are so low!" Lin Wanyu shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Exactly, they're in a hurry to be reincarnated!" The uncle was also a little angry.

"Mingyang, speed up, catch up!" Lin Wanyu patted Su Mingyang on the shoulder.

Lu Zhanbo was stunned by her words: "No way, Wanyu, this is a tractor, let's just forget about it."

"It's alright, watch me." Su Mingyang's lips curled into a smile, his blood boiling. "It's time to show your true skills! Wanyu, hold on tight to me, Uncle Zhanbo, you two hold on tight to the handrails!"

After saying that, he floored the accelerator, gaining a performance boost.

The tractor, which originally had a maximum speed of less than 50 kilometers per hour, suddenly soared to 200! In an instant, it shot off like a furious beast!

"Whoosh~" Feeling the incredible speed, Lin Wanyu hugged Su Mingyang's waist tightly and let out a loud cry!

Lu Zhanbo's face was contorted by the wind, and he was so shocked by the speed that he questioned his existence: "Wanyu, you're right, this is actually a go-kart that looks like a tractor!"

"Is this really my tractor?" The uncle was speechless.

To be honest, Su Mingyang didn't expect the speed to be so fast.

As expected, the system's products are truly top-notch.

That skill of driving a tractor with one hand is amazing!

Finally, Su Mingyang caught up with the BMW in his tractor.

"Mingyang, you're amazing! You really caught up with them!" Lin Wanyu was extremely excited and shouted wildly at the BMW, "Are you driving so fast, rushing to your death?!"

"That's right, don't you know who I am!" Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

There were two men sitting in the BMW.

The bald man in the passenger seat heard the shouts outside the car, turned around, and his heart skipped a beat.

Am I hallucinating?

Is that the tractor next to me?

Keep in mind that we're going close to 200 miles per hour right now!

"Brother Long, look! That tractor just caught up with us!"

"Qiangzi, you need to have some logic to your jokes. Do you think I'd fall for your tricks?" Brother Long sneered.

But when he inadvertently caught a glimpse of the scene outside the car, his eyes widened instantly and his mouth gaped open as if a cow could fit inside!

A tractor was driving alongside him. The man driving the tractor held the steering wheel with his left hand, gave him a thumbs-up with his right hand, and then turned his head to look down.

He, the dignified Brother Long, was actually looked down upon by a tractor driver!

Brother Long was feeling annoyed and thinking about how to retaliate when he suddenly heard a loud shout in his ear.

"Damn it, Brother Long, brake! Brake!"

It turned out that in the instant Brother Long was stunned, the car veered off course and was about to crash into the barrier and fall into the sea.

Brother Long realized what was happening, slammed on the brakes, and with a quick flick of his tail, avoided falling into the sea.

Unfortunately, the car still crashed into the barrier, emitting a plume of black smoke, with half of the car body hanging in the air.

At the same time, an unusually pungent liquid flowed from beneath both of Bald Brother Long and his companion!

Seeing this scene, Su Mingyang and the others felt extremely relieved.

The tractor gradually slowed down thanks to Su Mingyang's superb driving skills.

"How about it, Zhanbo? I've avenged you for spitting, are you satisfied?" Su Mingyang said with a smile.

"Satisfied, satisfied." Lu Zhanbo's lips trembled, his heart pounded, and his mind went blank.

who am I?

where am I?

What did I just go through?

"I love you so much, Mingyang! That was so satisfying! They deserved to drive so fast!" Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

The older man gave Su Mingyang a thumbs up: "Young man, I've driven tractors for most of my life, and I've never been this excited as I am today. Just now, your performance made me realize that my life has been worthwhile."

"Haha." Su Mingyang also felt very excited.

Having lived two lives, this was the first time he had ever been so unrestrained.

That one-handed tractor driving skill is absolutely amazing!

The tractor quickly reached the city. Su Mingyang returned the tractor to the uncle, and the three of them pooled together three hundred yuan to give to the uncle as a token of their gratitude.

The uncle initially refused to accept it, but after the three men's persistent pleading, he had no choice but to accept it.

After parting ways with the older man.

Su Mingyang and his two companions hailed a taxi and headed straight for the wedding venue.

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Chapter 5: The wedding went wrong!

　"We've finally arrived. I wonder if the wedding has started yet?"

Lu Zhanbo looked up at the upscale residential area in front of him and sighed.

"We'll find out once we go in, Mingyang, let's go."

Lin Wanyu smiled and pulled Su Mingyang along, skipping and hopping as they ran into the residential area.

"Walk."

Su Mingyang's lips curled up. He had just checked the system panel and was surprised to find that Lin Wanyu's favorability towards him had already reached 55, and was about to break through the critical value of 60.

This means the first reward is just around the corner!

Delicious.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Lu Zhanbo followed with a bitter face, dragging his heavy suitcase. He felt a pang of jealousy as he watched the two acting so intimately.

The three entered the residential area and quickly found the wedding venue.

At a glance, Su Mingyang noticed the woman in red pacing back and forth in the center of the stage.

This woman had wavy hair and delicate features.

Logically speaking, it should be very attractive to men.

Unfortunately, the woman exuded a strong aura of malevolence.

This caused the staff around her to unconsciously shrink their necks when they turned their gaze to her.

Especially the short-haired man who lived not far from her, exuding a smug air.

"Sister," Lu Zhan called out to the woman in red.

"Zhanbo, you're back."

When Hu Yifei saw her younger brother, she quickly went over to him. When she noticed that there were two strangers next to him, she quickly forced a "warm" smile.