Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"How about we hang him up and beat him up?" Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.

“No, that’s too easy on him.” Hu Yifei shook her head and looked at Su Mingyang. “Mingyang, think about it.”

"Uh, Lu Ziqiao is probably picking up girls at a bar right now. You can start from there," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Thinking back to how Lu Ziqiao used me as a cover to pick up girls at the bar last time, I had to get back at him.

Anyway, Lu Ziqiao is always swindling people, so it's not too much for me to swindle him a few times, haha.

"What? He cheated on Mika too?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were quite surprised.

"It's not really a case of being cuckolded. Although they're officially a couple, they're basically doing their own thing," Su Mingyang said casually.

He didn't reveal that the two of them were pretending to be a couple to reduce the rent, after all, it's best not to expose someone's true feelings.

"Oh, I see. I didn't expect them to be so open-minded." Hu Yifei nodded, staring at Su Mingyang suspiciously. "How do you know all this?"

"Of course it's just my guess," Su Mingyang said dismissively, changing the subject. "You guys should think about how to vent your anger."

"Right, let's go to the bar and see if he's there."

After Hu Yifei finished speaking, she led the two of them to the bar downstairs.

Just as Su Mingyang had predicted, Lu Ziqiao was chatting with a girl in a booth, and the atmosphere seemed quite harmonious.

"This guy, we've done so much for him, and he still has the nerve to be chasing girls." Hu Yifei got angrier and angrier, wishing she could rush up and give Lü Ziqiao a good beating.

It has to be the kind of deluxe package that's so thick it's impossible to remove from the wall!

"Calm down, Yifei, we need to outsmart her," Su Mingyang reassured her, pulling Hu Yifei to a relatively dimly lit corner to sit down.

Zeng Xiaoxian followed and expressed his agreement.

"How do we outsmart them?" Hu Yifei asked, puzzled.

“Since he lied to us, why don’t we just lie back to him?” Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and whispered his plan to the two of them.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei beamed with joy and excitedly punched Su Mingyang's arm, saying, "Mingyang, you're amazing! You even came up with this idea."

"Haha, not bad, I guess." Su Mingyang's lips curled up.

"No, I disagree. As a public figure, I would never do such a thing!" Zeng Xiaoxian refused righteously.

"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, that girl won't recognize you," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

“How can you be sure? What if she knows me?” Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, then added, “Besides, I’m a germaphobe. Mingyang, your idea is a kind of mental pollution to me.”

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you thinking? You really think you're a celebrity." Hu Yifei pouted. "Don't you care about those two movie tickets you spent? And what about the money you paid for his psychiatric treatment? Whether he goes or not is up to him!"

Hu Yifei's words struck a chord with Zeng Xiaoxian, and he hesitated for a long time before finally making up his mind.

"Okay, I'll go, alright? But you guys better not tell anyone about this."

"Teacher Zeng, don't worry, would we be that kind of people?" Su Mingyang glanced in Lu Ziqiao's direction and raised an eyebrow.

Chapter 37 delivers a psychological blow to Ziqiao!

　"I'm asking Mingyang, can we try a different approach?" Zeng Xiaoxian wavered again, looking conflicted.

"This method is great, Teacher Zeng. Be bold, you can do it," Su Mingyang encouraged.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, can you stop dawdling and stop acting like a girl?" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"Fine." Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and decided to go for it.

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian agreed, Su Mingyang smiled slightly, called over a waiter, gave him a small tip, and asked him to help call the girl that Lu Ziqiao was flirting with to the bar entrance.

After the waiter agreed, Su Mingyang immediately led Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei to the bar entrance.

He and Hu Yifei stood to one side, leaving space for Zeng Xiaoxian to perform.

A little while later, the girl came out, looking around.

"Hello." Zeng Xiaoxian greeted him stiffly, as if he were going to the execution ground.

"Hello, you're the one who called me out, right? What's up?" The girl sized up Zeng Xiaoxian, judging from his expression that he was just another guy trying to hit on her, and her tone was somewhat cold.

After brewing for a while, Zeng Xiaoxian finally managed to put on an angry expression and shouted, "Why did you go on a date with my boyfriend!"

After saying that, he turned around and looked around. Seeing that none of the customers coming in and out of the bar had noticed what he had just said, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"What are you talking about? Your boyfriend?" The girl was a little confused.

"That's right, the guy you're dating—Lu Xiaobu—is my boyfriend! We get along so well, why are you trying to ruin our relationship!" Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth.

"What? You and Xiao Bu, are you...?" The girl was shocked, her worldview completely shattered.

"Are you discriminating against us?" Zeng Xiaoxian glared at the girl and said fiercely.

"No, no." The girl waved her hands, hurriedly explaining, "I didn't know he was that kind of person. He was the one who asked me out. It has nothing to do with me."

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face and squatted down, muttering in anguish, "Why, why did he do this to me!"

"Are you alright? You're better off without that kind of man. Don't be sad. How about I go and help you get revenge?" The girl's sympathy was stirred up.

"Really? Thank you." Zeng Xiaoxian stood up. "But don't mention me. I don't want him to know I'm here."

"Okay." The girl agreed and turned to go into the bar.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang walked over to Zeng Xiaoxian and gave him a thumbs up: "Haha, not bad, Teacher Zeng, your acting skills are much better than Lu Ziqiao's."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I must say, you're really something." Hu Yifei was also pleasantly surprised and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with new eyes.

"Stop talking, I almost threw up just now. Please don't make me do this kind of thing again, it's just too disgusting!" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and took out a disinfectant wipe to wipe his mouth.

"Come on, let's hurry in and see how that woman will get revenge for you." Hu Yifei cautiously entered the bar.

Su Mingyang and the other person quickly followed them inside, and the three of them found a shady spot to sit down.

His gaze fell on the booth where Lu Ziqiao was sitting.

……

Lu Ziqiao was in high spirits at this moment, as if he were celebrating a happy event.

He felt he must have been diagnosed with severe depression, and that he would probably not only be able to avoid paying rent in the future, but also enjoy free meals cooked by Su Mingyang.

I'm even more passionate about picking up girls now.

And here I am, dating another one today, her name is An'an.

This girl is very innocent and easy to get along with; she can even hit triples at night.

I'm so happy!

"Why hasn't he come back for so long?" Lu Ziqiao thought to himself as he sipped his cocktail, just as he saw An'an walking towards him. He smiled and said, "Come on, An'an, let's continue discussing your psychological issues. I think what you need right now is a man's care, and I can help you."

"Snapped!"

He was met with a resounding slap.

Lu Ziqiao was stunned and was about to ask what was going on.

An An slapped him twice more, then drenched him in a strong cocktail.

"Holy crap, An'an, are you crazy?" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed as he stood up.

In an instant, the eyes of all the customers in the bar were drawn to the two of them.

"You're the one who's crazy, you scumbag! You have a boyfriend and you still try to seduce me, it's disgusting!" After saying that, An An stomped hard on Lu Ziqiao's foot with the heel of her shoe, and then walked away.

Lu Ziqiao gasped in pain, completely bewildered.

What the hell is going on?!

Upon hearing the word "boyfriend," the surrounding customers immediately understood its meaning, and their gazes towards Lü Ziqiao were filled with disgust and contempt.

Lu Ziqiao was too ashamed to stay there, so he paid the bill and quickly made his escape.

The three people who started all this—Su Mingyang, Su Mingyang, and Su Mingyang—were already doubled over with laughter.

"Haha, I didn't expect An'an to be so capable!" Hu Yifei laughed.

"I guess it's because Teacher Zeng was hurt too badly by Lu Ziqiao," Su Mingyang joked.

"Mingyang, stop talking about this, or I'll get depressed," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a resentful look.

"Alright, look at Ziqiao's expression. If we don't tell him, he'll probably never understand what happened." Su Mingyang was in a very good mood.

No wonder Lu Ziqiao likes to trick people; it's just too exciting.

"This is what happens when you deceive me, Hu Yifei. But I feel that just doing this to him isn't enough to vent my anger. I've thought of another way," Hu Yifei said excitedly.

"What method?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

“Mingyang’s method just now only dealt a mental blow to Lü Ziqiao. I’ve decided to give him a physical blow as well,” Hu Yifei told the two of them.

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang quickly shook his head: "You guys do it, I won't get involved."

Hu Yifei's methods are truly too cruel; she truly deserves the title of "female demon."

Chapter 38 It's time to show off your real culinary skills!

Su Mingyang and his two companions returned to suite 3601, chatting and laughing.