Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Mingyang, you're finally back! I'm so hungry. Will you cook dinner tonight?"

Upon hearing the commotion in the living room, Lin Wanyu immediately came out of her room, her pretty face full of longing.

She couldn't stop thinking about the meal Su Mingyang cooked for her since she ate it yesterday at noon.

She's been eating takeout for the past few meals and hasn't had much of an appetite.

"Mingyang, make some, I want to try your cooking too." Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth watered as he recalled the aroma from yesterday.

"If you want to cook, I'll help you," Hu Yifei said, also looking forward to it.

"Alright, since everyone's been so kind as to accept, how could I refuse? I'll reluctantly show off a bit and let you witness what real gourmet food and incredible culinary skills are all about." Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

"Great! I'll help too!" Lin Wanyu almost jumped up excitedly.

"Let me tell you, Mingyang, your shamelessness rivals that of Zeng Xiaoxian," Hu Yifei retorted.

"Really? Yifei, do you think it can stop bullets?" Su Mingyang teased.

"..." Hu Yifei.

"Why did you have to drag me into this?" Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless.

"What's wrong? Am I wrong?" Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Okay, you're right, alright?" Zeng Xiaoxian surrendered and asked Su Mingyang, "Should we invite Meijia and Guangu along? Let's have a get-together, the more the merrier!"

"Sure, I haven't seen Guangu for a few days." Su Mingyang nodded.

“Okay, I’ll go call them,” Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

Just as he was about to go next door, Lu Ziqiao limped over and said, "I just heard there's a dinner party. Is it with Chef Mingyang?"

Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and Zeng Xiaoxian's mouths twitched.

"Yes," Lin Wanyu nodded, then asked, "By the way, Ziqiao, what happened to your leg?"

"Oh, my leg is fine, it's just that my foot hit a rock," Lu Ziqiao said casually.

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang and the others almost burst out laughing.

"By the way, Yifei, how were my psychological diagnosis results? Were they terrible?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Hu Yifei with a hint of expectation in his eyes.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian exchanged a glance, and Hu Yifei said heavily, "Yes, the doctor told us that your depression is very serious."

Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, "And it has already been hailed as a unique phenomenon in psychology."

"Ziqiao is so pitiful." Hearing that her roommate's condition was so serious, Lin Wanyu felt heavy-hearted.

Su Mingyang and the other two were both amused and exasperated by Lin Wanyu's words.

"Really? That's great!" Upon hearing this result, Lu Ziqiao was excited, and the depression caused by his failed attempt to woo a woman instantly vanished.

"???" Everyone.

Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Lu Ziqiao realized he had said the wrong thing and immediately put on a bitter face: "Sorry, you should know that the emotions of people with depression are always unpredictable, and I can't control them at all."

"Keep bluffing, keep bluffing." Su Mingyang and the other two sneered inwardly.

"It's alright, Ziqiao. We said we'd help you. Tomorrow, Teacher Zeng and I are going to give you a big gift," Hu Yifei said with a smile, but her smile concealed a murderous intent.

"Really? Thank you so much. I, Lu Ziqiao, am so lucky to have roommates like you." Lu Ziqiao's expression was extremely sincere.

I was extremely happy.

Su Mingyang glanced at Lü Ziqiao with pity in his eyes, as if he were looking at a dead man. But then he remembered he still had to cook and decided to ignore him.

"Alright, let's not talk about this anymore. I need to cook. Teacher Zeng, go and call Guan Gu and the others. Yi Fei, go and buy more groceries. Wan Yu, take the vegetables out of the refrigerator and wash them. Call Zhan Bo out to help too. As for Zi Qiao, you can rest on the sofa."

Su Mingyang gave the order, and Hu Yifei and the others immediately complied.

"Oh ho ho, when did our great cartoonist Su switch careers to become a chef?" Chen Meijia teased Su Mingyang as soon as she entered the door.

Yesterday, Su Mingyang rejected her request to be his comic book assistant and even yelled at her. She still hasn't gotten over it, so now that they've met, she naturally has to snap at him to vent her anger.

"What, is that not allowed? Meijia, what are you going to do about it?" Su Mingyang pouted.

"You!" Chen Meijia gritted her teeth in anger. If there weren't so many people in the living room, she would have really wanted to bite him.

"Meijia, Mingyang-jun cooked for us, we should be grateful," Guan Gu Shenqi reminded her.

Chen Meijia hummed softly, not wanting to tarnish her image in Guan Gu Shenqi's eyes.

"It's alright, Guan Gu, I like Mei Jia's attitude towards me," Su Mingyang said with a smile. "By the way, Guan Gu, you've been in China for so long, what kind of food do you like to eat?"

Guan Gu Shenqi thought for a moment and then smiled and said, "I thought the braised pork butt that Meijia made yesterday was delicious. Mingyang-jun, can you make it?"

"What is braised buttocks?" Su Mingyang didn't understand for a moment.

"It's braised pork ribs," Chen Meijia explained awkwardly.

"Oh right, it's braised pork ribs. Sorry, Mingyang-jun, my Chinese isn't very good." Guan Gu Shenqi put his hands together, somewhat embarrassed.

"It's alright, this dish is simple. I'll make one for you to try later and show you what real Chinese cuisine is like," Su Mingyang said confidently.

"That's great, thank you Mingyang-kun." Guan Gu Shenqi said excitedly, "Next time I have time, I will make authentic cherry blossom dishes for you as a thank you."

"Sure," Su Mingyang said with a calm smile.

In fact, his culinary skills not only include the eight major cuisines of China, but also Western desserts, cherry blossom cuisine, and more.

However, he had neither the interest nor the energy to do those things, so he might as well try what Guan Gu made, since Guan Gu was from a family of chefs.

Chapter 39: So scared I wet my pants!

　"By the way, Guan Gu-kun, do you think learning Chinese is difficult?" Lin Wanyu asked while washing vegetables.

Guan Gu Shenqi chuckled and said, "I feel like my relationship with Chinese is like my relationship with my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her."

"Ah!" Chen Meijia was deeply stimulated by the keywords "girlfriend" and "loves her very much" in Guan Gu Shenqi's words, and screamed in excitement.

Everyone was shocked.

"Chen Meijia, can't you change your loud and boisterous personality?!" Lu Ziqiao, who was sitting on the sofa, was leisurely drinking tea when he was startled and spilled tea on his crotch, making a large wet patch. He was extremely annoyed.

"Ziqiao, why did you pee? Go back and wash yourself right away." Just then, Hu Yifei returned from grocery shopping. As soon as she entered the door, she saw the water droplets on Lu Ziqiao's crotch and covered her mouth and nose in disgust.

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at Lu Ziqiao's lower body—this guy had actually wet himself in fear.

Surprised, everyone quickly moved far away, especially Zeng Xiaoxian, who was a germaphobe, and immediately moved more than ten meters away.

"Yifei, don't talk nonsense. This isn't urine, it's tea water, okay?" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained, while holding up his teacup to show everyone.

Su Mingyang and the others exchanged glances, their large eyes reflecting deep disbelief.

"Haha, Ziqiao, it's okay. We won't tell anyone that you were scared to death. After all, you're a patient now, so it's normal." Su Mingyang couldn't help but laugh.

"By the way, I heard that people with severe depression sometimes experience urinary incontinence, Ziqiao, you don't need to worry," Hu Yifei said, tilting her head to comfort her.

"I told you it wasn't urine, it was water, you have to believe me. Just now, Meijia suddenly screamed, and I was so startled that I spilled the tea," Lu Ziqiao desperately explained, on the verge of tears.

"Ziqiao, I believe you. You should go back and change your pants before coming back, or you'll catch a cold if you keep going like this," Guan Gu said considerately.

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao was deeply moved.

Guan Gu Shenqi is a really good person; he's a true friend.

I will definitely have to find a time to confess to him that I tricked him into coming to the apartment, and I must beg for his forgiveness no matter what.

Lu Ziqiao was thinking, but when he saw Guan Gu Shenqi covering his mouth and chuckling, all his thoughts vanished. It felt like a bucket of cold water had been poured over his head, and his heart turned ice-cold.

"You guys! Sigh!" Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly, turned around and left 3601.

I felt indignant.

Why am I so unlucky today?

His lifelong reputation has been ruined.

It's all Chen Meijia's fault. Why did she have to make such a fuss over nothing?

Thinking of this, Lü Ziqiao turned and glared at Chen Meijia hatefully.

Chen Meijia was already doubled over with laughter, completely ignoring Lu Ziqiao's earlier glare.

"Meijia, how dare you laugh? If it weren't for you, Ziqiao, would he have wet his pants? Come over here and help wash the vegetables." Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated.

"Okay." Chen Meijia stopped laughing and subconsciously replied. She had only taken two steps toward the kitchen when she suddenly slapped her forehead in annoyance. "Oh dear, I forgot to take a picture. What a pity. Lu Ziqiao is lucky."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei, and the others all had black lines on their faces.

I wondered if these two were definitely a couple?

After a brief interlude.

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others got to work in an orderly fashion.

With a clear division of labor, no one was idle.

"Boom boom boom boom~"

Su Mingyang sliced ​​the washed vegetables.

The elegant and fluid knife skills attracted everyone's attention, and everyone involuntarily stopped what they were doing.

"Why are you all staring at me? Hurry up and wash the vegetables," Su Mingyang said irritably when he saw everyone staring blankly.

"Mingyang, you're so good at chopping vegetables!" Lin Wanyu praised sincerely, her eyes full of admiration.