Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Su Mingyang and the other two followed them inside.

"Just tell us! We're prepared," Hu Yifei sighed.

Dr. Ouyang reclined comfortably in his chair: "I've just performed a clinical diagnosis on him, and the overall conclusion is..."

“Depression!” Hu Yifei concluded.

"A prank." Dr. Ouyang shrugged.

"I'm sorry, doctor, I don't understand?"

Dr. Ouyang explained: "The academic definition is that he tries to make you think he is depressed or melancholic in order to get extra attention and other ulterior motives. In Shanghai dialect, it is simply called 'courting death'."

"Impossible, right? Are you sure?" Hu Yifei couldn't accept this result.

"Believe me, if my wife knew that I missed the chance to buy him a mimicooper because I told the truth, she would hang me up and skin me alive. I've never seen a depressed person talk so incessantly that he actually hypnotized me."

"So, we've all been fooled by him?" Su Mingyang asked knowingly.

A weight has been lifted from my heart.

"Yes." Dr. Ouyang nodded, then asked curiously, "By the way, how did you determine that Ziqiao was cheated on?"

"It was him! He was the one who spied on other people's bedrooms!" Hu Yifei pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely embarrassed and so nervous that he could barely speak: "I...I didn't mean to, you know, I...I was just here to buy soy sauce."

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Chapter 35 Yifei, you married two husbands?

Hu Yifei said angrily, "Ziqiao has gone too far! He actually deceived our feelings."

"Yeah, where can you find such a thoughtful friend? He brings him food, drinks, and game consoles, shows concern for his well-being, and even takes him to see a therapist."

"And my USB drive," Su Mingyang added.

"Alright, alright, don't worry about it, relax." Mr. Ouyang waved his hand.

"Relax? Try it if you're in my shoes!" Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Dr. Ouyang and shouted excitedly, "It's so unfair! Why didn't anyone care about me like this when I was going through setbacks a few years ago? I was very frustrated back then, and I wrote a lot of poems, but no one noticed them because nobody cared about me!"

"It's alright, Teacher Zeng, it's all over now," Su Mingyang said, patting Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian was deeply moved and leaned into Su Mingyang's arms.

Su Mingyang's face darkened, feeling extremely annoyed: "Teacher Zeng, please mind your image."

"Uh." Zeng Xiaoxian realized his blunder and awkwardly stepped aside.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I've asked you so many times, but you never tell me," Hu Yifei said, somewhat speechless.

"Hey! I'm a man, a real man! Do you expect me to passionately and righteously tell you that I've been cuckolded?" Zeng Xiaoxian said emotionally.

Su Mingyang and Hu Yifei exchanged a knowing glance.

"Did I just say something?" Zeng Xiaoxian came to his senses, looking nervous.

"No, we didn't." Hu Yifei and Su Mingyang pretended to be nonchalant.

Dr. Ouyang began, “Worrying about others is, in a sense, worrying about yourself. You lack a sense of security, and you need treatment.”

"What? Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his head in anguish.

"Everything will be alright," Dr. Ouyang comforted her.

Just then, Hu Yifei's phone rang. After answering, she heard Lu Zhanbo's panicked screams on the other end. Just as she was about to ask what was wrong, the call was disconnected.

"Zhanbo is in trouble, let's go back quickly." Hu Yifei said anxiously.

Su Mingyang nodded.

The three of them immediately rushed back to the apartment.

Open the door to suite 3601.

The scene inside left Su Mingyang and the other two speechless.

Lu Zhanbo was seen crawling forward on his knees, with a middle-aged woman straddling his back. She held a kitchen knife, brandishing it and repeatedly shouting, "Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!"

It looked both thrilling and hilarious.

"Sister, Mingyang, Teacher Zeng, you're finally back! Please save me! Let my aunt come down!" Lu Zhanbo said, his voice trembling with tears, as he looked at the three people who entered.

"Auntie, what are you doing?" Hu Yifei looked at the middle-aged woman having so much fun and helplessly slapped her forehead.

"Ha, isn't this Yifei?" Auntie looked Hu Yifei up and down, then glanced at Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian, and exclaimed in surprise, "Yifei, when did you get married? And you even married two husbands?"

"..." Everyone.

"They are my friends, not my husbands. Besides, I'm a woman, so I should be married," Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and explained.

"Really? Haha, I'm sorry, Yifei," Auntie said with an awkward laugh.

"Well, please get off Zhanbo and give me the kitchen knife first." Hu Yifei carefully guided her, reaching out to take the kitchen knife from her aunt's hand.

"No, this is our family's heirloom sword, which has always been passed down only to men, not women. Yifei, I can't give it to you." Aunt resolutely refused, gripping the kitchen knife tightly and refusing to let go.

Hu Yifei was at a loss, not knowing how to take the kitchen knife away. Forcibly taking it would be too dangerous.

We can only ask Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian to help us think of a solution.

"Auntie, give me the kitchen knife, and I'll give you a little red flower as a reward," Zeng Xiaoxian said in a tone that guided a child.

The seductive tone of her voice gave Su Mingyang and Hu Yifei goosebumps.

Auntie glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with the look of someone looking at an idiot: "Young man, this is an imperial sword, not a kitchen knife. Also, the little red flower is for coaxing children. You can keep it for yourself. I don't need it."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned a deep shade of liver color. He shrugged at Hu Yifei, indicating that there was nothing he could do.

At this moment, Su Mingyang had an idea and asked, "Auntie, you just said that this ancestral imperial sword is only passed down to men and not women, so how did you come to have it?"

"Uh...uh..." Aunt tilted her head and thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out. "Yes, how could I have it? Young man, do you know? If you can tell me, I will give you the sword."

"That's simple. Actually, Auntie, your real gender is male! That's why your father passed the imperial sword to you instead of Zhanbo's father," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

Hear the words.

Hu Yifei's face darkened.

Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth dropped open.

Lu Zhanbo was speechless.

I wondered, Mingyang, are you sure your aunt will believe what you're saying?

But they were immediately stunned.

Auntie exclaimed in surprise, "Ah! No wonder, that explains it! I've lived for over fifty years and always thought I was a woman. I never imagined I was a man. Thank you, young man, for solving the biggest question of my life. Here, take this sword."

After saying that, the aunt handed the kitchen knife to Su Mingyang.

Everyone stared wide-eyed at Su Mingyang.

Inner monologue: Is this even possible?

Su Mingyang smiled as he looked at the surprised expressions on their faces.

This is something.

How can we measure the thought processes of a mentally ill person using common sense?

"Auntie, come down now, I'll take you back to Narnia." Without the threat of the kitchen knife, Hu Yifei quickly helped her aunt off Lu Zhanbo.

“Yifei and Zhanbo, from today onwards, don’t call me aunt, call me uncle,” Auntie corrected.

"..." Hu Yifei gave Su Mingyang a pained look.

"Mingyang, you're really something." Zeng Xiaoxian said, both amused and exasperated.

Su Mingyang smiled slightly.

"Mingyang, thank you so much." Lu Zhanbo struggled to his feet, supporting his back, and said sincerely.

"It's nothing," Su Mingyang said calmly.

Lu Zhanbo nodded, then remembered something and looked at Hu Yifei nervously: "Sister, Auntie just said that we were all his children, is that true?"

"What do you think?" Hu Yifei said irritably.

"Oh my god, is it really true?!" Lu Zhanbo almost collapsed.

Su Mingyang's lips twitched, and he patted Lu Zhanbo's shoulder: "Zhanbo, I suggest you go to Narnia with your aunt for a recuperation."

Chapter 36 is going to trick Lü Ziqiao again!

It took Su Mingyang and his two companions quite a bit of effort to get Aunt Lu Zhanbo back to the Narnia Sanatorium.

It was already evening when they got back to the apartment, and everyone was exhausted.

Even so, they did not forget about Lu Ziqiao's problem.

"That Lu Ziqiao, his character is still the same as at the wedding. He tricked us so badly, I really can't swallow this." Hu Yifei slumped on the sofa, gritting her teeth.

"Not yet," Zeng Xiaoxian chimed in, his face contorted with misery. "What a waste of my two Transformers premiere tickets! Oh, and the consultation fee for taking him to the psychologist!"

"We can't just let this go. You two need to think of a way to get revenge," Hu Yifei said bitterly.

"Sigh." Su Mingyang sighed helplessly in his heart, and silently mourned for Lu Ziqiao for three seconds.