Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"What's wrong with Pleasant Goat? Ziqiao, don't you like him?" Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and pretended to be disappointed.

It seems that Pleasant Goat hurt Lu Ziqiao quite badly.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes darted around a couple of times, and he quickly changed his tune: "No, no, I really like it, it's just that there are too many, I can't read them all at once."

He's counting on coming to Su Mingyang's place for free meals in the future, so how can he say he doesn't like it?

"Pleasant Goat, what are you talking about?" Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused.

Lin Wanyu also looked completely bewildered.

"It's nothing, Teacher Zeng, please give me the gift." Lu Ziqiao said eagerly.

"Uh, the gift we brought is psychological therapy," Zeng Xiaoxian said awkwardly.

"Psychotherapy?" Lu Ziqiao was completely bewildered, and a sense of unease crept into his heart.

Hu Yifei explained, "Yes, we will take you to see a very good psychologist."

“Uh, wait, I… I don’t need psychotherapy.” Lu Ziqiao quickly refused, then glanced at Su Mingyang and had an idea: “I think Mingyang’s food therapy is pretty good. If I can eat it every day, my depression should improve.”

???

Lu Ziqiao, you're trying to screw me over!

You're dreaming of me cooking for you every day? You're really dreaming!

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang was furious. His mind raced, and he used a feigned retreat to advance, saying, "Ziqiao, why don't you listen to Yifei and Teacher Zeng and go see a psychologist? If the diagnosis is serious psychological problems, as a friend, I'll cook you delicious food every day to help you recover, how about that?"

"Mingyang, I didn't expect you to be so kind." Hu Yifei said with some surprise, gradually forgiving Su Mingyang's "bad behavior" of teasing her, and decided not to retaliate or make things difficult for him.

“Mingyang people are really nice,” Zeng Xiaoxian affirmed. He still vividly remembered Su Mingyang praising his show at the wedding.

"Yes, I agree." Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang's profile, her eyes sparkling.

Faced with the three people's praise, Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

I just don't want to get scammed by some guy.

That's impossible.

That's what he thought, but Su Mingyang didn't show it. He put on a serious face and said, "It's nothing. Ziqiao is sick. As his roommate, I'm also very heartbroken. I want to do my part to help him get out of his sadness."

“Ziqiao, look, Mingyang has already expressed his opinion. You should go see him and get some psychological counseling. It will be good for your condition. Teacher Zeng was just like you back then. He also had serious psychological problems, but he wisely saw a psychologist, and his condition improved. He turned over a new leaf and is still alive today,” Hu Yifei advised.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "Yes, what Yifei said... is basically... correct."

"Alright, since you're so insistent, I can't let you down. I hope that psychologist can really help me." Lu Ziqiao agreed, pretending to be reluctant.

Overjoyed—

Ah ha, I need to find a way to get the doctor's diagnosis. That way, I can not only eat Mingyang's cooking for free every day, but maybe Teacher Zeng and the others will even give me a rent-free room. It's simply unbeatable!

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and smiled when they saw that Lu Ziqiao had agreed.

Su Mingyang, in particular, was sweating profusely just now.

I'm afraid Lu Ziqiao will refuse to see a psychologist.

He'll use depression as an excuse to come here every day and freeload off us.

The key is that you have to do it yourself...

Fortunately, this guy fell into the trap.

Once he sees a psychologist, the truth will come out.

If his feigned illness is exposed, not only will he not gain any benefits, but Hu Yifei will also have to skin him alive.

Then I'll have a good show to watch.

Sigh, Ziqiao, don't blame me for not speaking up for you later. It's your own fault for trying to trick me.

As Su Mingyang thought to himself, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

"Okay, it's settled then. Teacher Zeng and I will take you there tomorrow, Sunday," Hu Yifei said with a smile.

“Okay, I’ll head back now.” Lu Ziqiao nodded and took the bowl back to suite 3602.

……

Chapter 34 Today's protagonist is Lü Ziqiao!

The next morning, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian brought Lu Ziqiao to the psychological clinic.

Su Mingyang happened to have nothing to do, so he came along too.

"Hey, hello, is Dr. Ouyang here?" Zeng Xiaoxian called out to a girl.

"Oh, Dr. Ouyang is inside," the girl replied.

Zeng Xiaoxian politely thanked him.

"This Dr. Ouyang must be very handsome, right?" Hu Yifei thought to herself, filled with anticipation.

"Hey Yifei, aren't you satisfied with having several handsome guys like us in the apartment?" Su Mingyang pouted.

I never expected Hu Yifei to be such a fangirl.

“Exactly, there are five handsome guys in our two suites. Aren’t you overwhelmed yet?” Zeng Xiaoxian wholeheartedly agreed, styling his hair in a flamboyant manner.

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and said disdainfully, "I admit that Mingyang and Ziqiao are handsome, but Zeng Xiaoxian, what about you? You're more like a loser, or rather, a loser who's aged prematurely."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned a deep shade of liver color, and he retorted defiantly, "Hu Yifei, you're not exactly a beauty either, you're just a 'moldy' girl, the 'moldy' of 'moldy'!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, is your skin itching again?" Hu Yifei squinted, a murderous aura emanating from her.

This caused the temperature in the entire corridor to drop significantly.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard and hid behind Su Mingyang.

Watching the two bicker, Su Mingyang found it quite amusing. Seeing that Hu Yifei was on the verge of exploding, he advised, "Hey, Yifei, calm down. Today our main character is Ziqiao. Let him see a psychologist first."

At this moment, Lü Ziqiao was pretending to be utterly despondent and quietly standing aside.

"Okay." Hu Yifei calmed herself down.

Just then, a middle-aged man wearing overalls saw Zeng Xiaoxian and quickly walked over, excitedly greeting him: "Hi! Xiaoxian! It's so nice to see you."

"Hey! Dr. Ouyang," Zeng Xiaoxian responded enthusiastically, teasingly adding, "Long time no see, your hair has thinned again, haha~"

Hu Yifei looked Dr. Ouyang up and down. His receding hairline, short and stout figure, and large belly that looked like he was several months pregnant made her cover her mouth in disbelief.

At that moment, she felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's image had suddenly improved a lot.

Zeng Xiaoxian greeted everyone and pushed Dr. Ouyang into the consultation room.

Su Mingyang and the others waited outside.

"Hey, Mingyang, do you think this psychologist is any good? He doesn't seem very reliable to me," Hu Yifei whispered.

"Yifei, you're worried about this doctor because he doesn't look very good, right?" Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

"Uh." Hu Yifei's thoughts were exposed, and she gave an awkward smile.

Lu Ziqiao, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up: "I think this doctor seems quite professional, and he should be able to help with my condition."

Inner monologue: Hehe, this psychologist's skills are obviously not very good, and his quality is probably not high either. In order to make money, he will definitely diagnose me as having a serious mental disorder. Then my good days are coming!

"Hmm, Ziqiao, you have good taste." Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

I have no idea what this guy is thinking.

Seeing that the two were so certain, Hu Yifei didn't say anything more.

Shortly after, Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the consultation room and let Lü Ziqiao go in for a diagnosis.

"Teacher Zeng, what have you been doing dawdling in there for so long?" Su Mingyang asked casually.

"Haha, it's nothing, just catching up with old friends." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed it off.

"That would be for the best. I saw Dr. Ouyang's eyes light up like a hungry wolf's when he looked at you." Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, her mind racing with thoughts, and her body suddenly trembled involuntarily.

"Yifei, what do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian sensed that Hu Yifei's words had a hidden meaning.

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated: "Yifei, you don't actually suspect that Dr. Ouyang has a crush on Teacher Zeng, do you?"

“That’s possible,” Hu Yifei nodded.

"Hu Yifei, can't you think straight for once!" Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably.

"How am I not normal? It's Dr. Ouyang's gaze towards you that's abnormal." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Yifei, you're overthinking it. Dr. Ouyang just sees Teacher Zeng as a sucker who's giving him money," Su Mingyang explained.

"Really?" Hu Yifei thought about it and realized that was indeed the case.

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless.

More than ten minutes later, Lü Ziqiao walked into the consultation room with a sad expression, and Dr. Ouyang calmly followed beside him.

Hu Yifei asked anxiously, "Ziqiao, how are you feeling?"

"I'm beyond help. The doctor said he's never encountered a case like mine before. Waaah, I guess I should go back and prepare for my funeral!" After saying that, Lu Ziqiao ran away without looking back.

"Is Ziqiao's condition that serious?" Hu Yifei asked, a look of worry on her face.

“Your friend Ziqiao, his condition is indeed very rare,” Dr. Qu Yang said as he returned to his consultation room.