Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Large intestine and small intestine, two in total," Lu Zhanbo said irritably.

"I've been observing you for several days now. Do you have feelings for someone?" Hu Yifei asked with a smile.

"No!" Lu Zhanbo quickly denied.

Hu Yifei patted her younger brother on the shoulder with a look of exasperation: "This is Love Apartment, not Unrequited Love Apartment! Show some courage and boldness! If you like someone, go after them!"

"No, no, no, I think Wanyu probably prefers Mingyang, so I'll pass." Lu Zhanbo shook his head.

"They just have a crush on each other. They're not even boyfriend and girlfriend yet, right? What are you afraid of! You should take advantage of this opportunity to go against the tide, cut the Gordian knot, and make it a done deal," Hu Yifei encouraged.

"I can't do it." Lu Zhanbo had no confidence at all.

“I’m here, I’ll teach you.” Hu Yifei raised an eyebrow.

Lu Zhanbo looked Hu Yifei up and down and shook his head: "I won't do it, I'm not ready yet."

Hu Yifei resisted the urge to beat Lu Zhanbo up. Watching the basketball game on TV, she had an idea: "How about this, I won't force you. If McGrady makes this shot, you can listen to me. If he doesn't, it's up to you."

Lu Zhanbo remained silent, indicating his agreement.

The two were watching TV.

In the video, McGrady makes a perfect three-pointer.

"See? This is fate!" Hu Yifei exclaimed in surprise.

"But this is a replay!" Lu Zhanbo snapped out of his daze, looking constipated.

"A bet's a bet!" Hu Yifei said forcefully, getting up and taking out two invisible earpieces from the corner. "You'll wear these on your date tonight. I'll monitor you remotely, and I'll even teach you the Three Waves Mantra, a technique lost to the martial arts world!"

At this point, Lu Zhanbo couldn't refuse anymore, and a hint of anticipation flickered in his heart: "What Three Waves Mantra?"

"waste!"

"romantic!"

"Scream!"

"I guarantee you'll get it easily! Haha!" Hu Yifei laughed loudly, extremely proud of herself.

Lu Zhanbo retorted sarcastically, "You say the stock market is on steroids? I think it's you who's on steroids!"

"What did you say?"

"nothing."

"I'll prepare a candlelight dinner for you tonight, and give Wanyu a surprise!" Hu Yifei planned.

……

Chapter 12 Ziqiao, remember to take care of your health!

In the bathroom.

Su Mingyang released the pressure in his intestines and realized that he hadn't opened the system in a long time, so he quickly took the opportunity to take a look.

Host: Su Mingyang

Age: 20

Skills: Fluent in eight languages ​​(Mandarin, English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, etc.), able to drive a tractor with one hand, and proficient in comics.

Task: None

World Protagonist's Favorability -

Lin Wan-yu: 71

Lu Zhanbo: 55

Hu Yifei: 50

Zeng Xiaoxian: 46

Lü Ziqiao: 40

Chen Meijia: 15

Guan Gu Shenqi: 0

Zhang Wei: 0

……

With no changes to his personal profile, Su Mingyang mainly focused on the world protagonist's favorability rating.

This is his fourth day living in the Love Apartment.

To his surprise, Lin Wanyu's favorability towards him increased so quickly, almost breaking 80.

It looks like the second favorability reward will be given to her.

Since transmigrating to this world, he has met everyone except Guan Gu Shenqi. Among them, he has not yet communicated with Chen Meijia, but the two accidentally exchanged glances when he was pretending to be a priest to preside over a wedding.

Chen Meijia recalled the scene when she saw herself drooling.

Su Mingyang couldn't help but shudder.

"According to the timeline of the TV series, Guan Gu Shenqi should have moved in by now. I'll go to the stock exchange later and check out the place next door while I'm at it."

As Su Mingyang was pondering, a knock sounded at the door, and Lu Zhanbo's pained voice came in:

"Mingyang, are you done yet? Hurry up! I can't hold it in any longer!"

"immediately."

After taking care of the "aftermath," Su Mingyang left the bathroom.

Lu Zhanbo scurried inside and closed the door, followed by a series of crackling sounds.

Su Mingyang's lips twitched.

"La la la la~" Hu Yifei sat on the sofa and hummed a song happily.

"Yifei, what's making you so happy?" Su Mingyang asked with a smile.

"Uh, it's nothing."

Hu Yifei's eyes flickered.

She wouldn't tell Su Mingyang her plans for the night, mainly because she wasn't sure if Su Mingyang had any feelings for Lin Wanyu.

If there isn't any, that's fine. But if there is, and you tell him, what if Su Mingyang takes the opportunity to confess to Lin Wanyu before his younger brother?

Then the younger brother will have no chance at all.

Although the chances of Su Mingyang doing this are very low given his character after spending a few days together, it's not impossible.

It's better to play it safe.

"Okay, I have to go out for a bit."

Su Mingyang didn't mind and greeted him.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei was overjoyed. She had been thinking about how to get Su Mingyang out of the way. Now, she didn't have to ask him anything.

As Su Mingyang stepped outside, preparing to check out room 3602, he heard Lu Ziqiao's excited shouts coming from across the street—

"Haha, I can finally say goodbye to science experiments!"

Su Mingyang's lips curled into a smile, and he asked knowingly, "Ziqiao, what kind of scientific experiment?"

He glanced around the room and saw that besides Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, there was a tall, thin man who looked like Guan Gu Shenqi.

When Lu Ziqiao saw Su Mingyang suddenly appear, he panicked for a moment, his eyes darting around before he said with a heavy expression, "It's like this, Mingyang, I participated in a very high-end scientific research project that involves the development and continuation of humanity, but just now, the professor in charge of the project told me that the project team has been disbanded due to insufficient funding. This is simply a tragedy for humanity! Alas."

He sighed at the end.

"Heh, if I hadn't watched the TV series, I almost would have believed your nonsense." Su Mingyang mentally scoffed, but outwardly remained calm, patting Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder and comforting him, "Sigh, that's a real shame!"

Lu Ziqiao thought he had fooled Su Mingyang and breathed a sigh of relief, but the next sentence almost made him vomit blood—

"Ziqiao, although the project team has disbanded, someone else should be able to start it up again. You need to be prepared at all times and take good care of your health, especially your kidneys."

"Uh, I will," Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's constipated look, Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

Suddenly, Chen Meijia screamed, "Ah! I remember you, you're the handsome guy who hosted the wedding!"

The eardrums of Su Mingyang and the other two were stung.

Lu Ziqiao glared at her fiercely.

"Hello, my name is Su Mingyang, and I live next door." Su Mingyang picked at his ear, a polite but awkward smile appearing on his face.

He somewhat resented himself for being so handsome!

Realizing she had been too rude, Chen Meijia quickly put on a shy expression and said softly, "Hello, my name is Chen Meijia, you can call me Meijia."

"Okay, sure." Su Mingyang nodded, then looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, who was standing there dumbfounded, and pretended not to recognize him, asking, "And who is this?"

"Oh, I forgot to introduce him. This is a new guest. His name is Guan Gu Shenqi, and he's from Japan," Lu Ziqiao quickly explained.

"Hello, my name is Guan Gu Shenqi, I'm from Yokohama, Japan, and I'm a manga artist. I look forward to working with you in the future." Guan Gu Shenqi warmly extended his hand to Su Mingyang, his slightly quirky accent sounding quite amusing.

"Hello, my name is Su Mingyang." Su Mingyang spoke in perfect Mandarin.