Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

The three of them were stunned.

Guan Gu Shenqi exclaimed in his native language with great joy, "Mingyang-kun, you're also from the land of cherry blossoms?"

“No, I am a genuine Chinese.” Su Mingyang shook his head.

He just had a sudden urge to show off; after all, it would be a waste not to use his eight language skills.

"Mingyang, where did you learn that cherry blossom language?" Lu Ziqiao interjected curiously, then suddenly realized and gave Wei Shuo a knowing smile, "I know, you must have learned it from TV, right?"

"..." Su Mingyang.

Chapter 13 Mika, how old are you?

　"Well, you guys chat first, I have something to do, so I'll be leaving now."

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he left.

Su Mingyang originally wanted to go with them too, as he needed to open an account at the securities firm to buy Lin's Bank stock.

Chen Meijia grabbed him and said, "Hey, Mingyang, don't rush off. Sit down and chat for a bit."

Su Mingyang hesitated for a moment, but had no choice but to sit down and get familiar with the place.

"Mingyang, how tall are you?" Chen Meijia asked with a hopeful smile.

"Uh, is this important?" Su Mingyang was speechless. Weren't we supposed to be chatting? Turns out they're going to check my background?

"It's important! It's very important, just tell me!" Chen Meijia shook Su Mingyang's arm and said coquettishly.

"1.85 meters." Su Mingyang knew that if he didn't tell the truth, Chen Meijia, who was a hopeless romantic, probably wouldn't let him leave, so he could only answer truthfully.

"Wow, she's so tall!" Chen Meijia exclaimed, then asked, "How old is she?"

"20"

Wow, so young! What's your weight?

"65 kilograms."

Wow, that's perfect!

Chen Meijia shouted excitedly, her eyes sparkling as she looked at Su Mingyang.

Oh my god!

He actually has a better physique than this Japanese man, and he's younger and more handsome!

God is so good to me!

She wanted to ask Su Mingyang more about his education and income.

Guan Gu Shenqi, who had been sitting silently to the side, suddenly asked in confusion, "Meijia-chan, why are your questions the same as those of the receptionist at Aisen Apartment just now?"

"Uh." Chen Meijia's expression changed slightly, and she chuckled dryly, "It's like this, Guan Gu, these questions are not strange in China. When two people first meet, they like to ask these questions to promote mutual understanding."

"So that's how it is. You're never too old to learn." Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly realized and remembered his little notebook.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang's lips twitched.

Guan Gu, you're way too easily fooled.

However, he didn't expose him. Instead, he was looking forward to seeing how Guan Gu would react when he realized he had been fooled.

Chen Meijia's words just now gave him an idea.

"Meijia, in that case, let me ask you too, how tall are you?"

Chen Meijia didn't expect Su Mingyang to retaliate. She glanced at the curious Guan Gu Shenqi beside her, gritted her teeth, and smiled, "1.65 meters tall."

"weight?"

"Uh, 45 kilograms."

"age?"

"Uh, can I not tell you this?"

Chen Meijia's expression wasn't good. Age is a girl's biggest secret, especially since she was several years older than Su Mingyang.

"Alright then, what are your measurements?"

"..."

When does your period start?

"..."

Chen Meijia remained silent, looking embarrassed, her heart churning with turmoil, wanting to kick Su Mingyang away.

How can someone so handsome have such low emotional intelligence?!

Are these the kinds of questions you should be asking? How dare you even ask them!

"Okay, Mika, I was just kidding, don't mind me."

Seeing that Chen Meijia's expression was getting worse and worse, Su Mingyang felt relieved and stopped teasing her.

"Hmm, it's alright." Chen Meijia breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Su Mingyang wasn't pressing the issue anymore. Her expression gradually softened, and she asked curiously, "By the way, Mingyang, what kind of work do you do?"

Finally, a relatively normal question was asked.

After thinking for a moment, Su Mingyang replied, "I'm currently drawing comics."

"Hey? Mingyang-kun, you're a cartoonist too?" Guan Gu Shenqi was pleasantly surprised.

"That's it."

"Great! That way, we can discuss comic book techniques together." Guan Gu Shenqi slapped his thigh excitedly. "By the way, Mingyang-kun, what kind of comics do you draw?"

"Let's fight with passion!"

"Oh, I really want to read Mingyang Jun's masterpiece."

"Okay, I'll show it to you later."

……

Watching the two grown men chatting enthusiastically while she was left out in the cold, Chen Meijia was extremely frustrated.

I thought to myself, am I, a living, breathing beauty, more interesting than a comic book?

Is Chapter 14's plan about to end before it even begins?

Chen Meijia noticed that Su Mingyang and Guan Gu Shenqi were getting more and more excited as they talked.

I couldn't get a word in edgewise and had been a third wheel for half the day; I just couldn't take it anymore.

"Mingyang, didn't you just say you had something to do? It's getting late, hurry up and get busy," Chen Meijia reminded him.

Su Mingyang glanced at her, a cold smile playing on his lips.

Hehe. Weren't you just holding me back from leaving?

Why are they kicking people out again?

Will I stay if you tell me to?

You think I'll just leave when you tell me to?

Don’t I have any face?

Su Mingyang thought that this was a good opportunity to give Chen Meijia a good talking-to.

To prevent her from developing feelings for him and then clinging to him later.

Compared to Chen Meijia, he still preferred someone like Lin Wanyu.

Pure and innocent!

"Oh, no rush." ​​Su Mingyang waved his hand, turned around and smiled, "By the way, Meijia, I've been talking with Guangu for so long, my throat is dry, make us a cup of tea."

Chen Meijia was so angry she wanted to swear, but remembering that she was facing a handsome man, she could only suppress her anger and swallow it down.

If someone ugly dared to order her around like that, she would have slapped them across the face long ago!

"Okay, I'll go make it." Chen Meijia forced a smile and got up to make tea.

Seeing Chen Meijia's gritted teeth, Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

"Mika-chan, thank you for your help," Guan Gu said politely.

"It's alright, no trouble at all." Chen Meijia felt a warmth in her heart and smiled slightly at Guan Gu Shenqi.

She made a decision: to completely remove Su Mingyang from her list of potential boyfriends!

Focus your attention on Guan Gu Shenqi.

She quickly brewed the tea and brought it to the two of them.

"Here, your tea!" Chen Meijia walked up to Su Mingyang and slammed one of the cups heavily onto the coffee table in front of him.

A lot of tea spilled out.

Chen Meijia presented the other cup with the care of a treasure, carefully placing it next to Guan Gu Shenqi with a smile as sweet as honey: "Guan Gu, your tea is ready."

"Thank you, Meijia-chan." Guan Gu Shenqi accepted the gift with both hands, glanced at Su Mingyang, and cautiously suggested to Chen Meijia, "Meijia-chan, you should be nicer to Mingyang-kun."

"Isn't it enough to have tea? What more do you want?" Chen Meijia crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.