Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

The three greeted each other warmly.

"Hmm~" Hu Yifei walked towards the kitchen, then turned around and grinned at them.

"Your older sister doesn't seem too happy today," Lin Wanyu said softly, glancing at Lu Zhanbo.

"Wanyu, remove the 'seems like' part," Su Mingyang reminded her.

"She must be in trouble," Lu Zhanbo muttered. "I'll go comfort her."

As he spoke, he got up and walked over to Hu Yifei.

Su Mingyang's lips twitched. This Zhanbo was about to show off his intelligence again.

"Sis, what's bothering you? Who upset you this time?" Lu Zhanbo asked.

"Pork." Hu Yifei's tone was tinged with dejection. "The price of pork downstairs has gone up."

"Is that all?" Lu Zhanbo said casually and self-righteously, "The pork price downstairs has gone up, so why don't you just buy pork from someone else?"

"Heh, you really are a genius." Hu Yifei sneered and slammed the knife in her hand onto the cutting board. "The notice downstairs says pork prices have gone up all over the world. You want me to go to Mars to buy pork?"

"It's okay, Yifei. Don't you have a piglet at home? It looks quite sturdy, so it should be edible." Su Mingyang glanced at Lu Zhanbo and joked.

"What? Sis, we're raising pigs again? Mingyang knows about it, why didn't you tell me?" Lu Zhanbo asked in surprise.

"Damn it..." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, sighing inwardly: My silly brother, Mingyang was talking about you being a pig, didn't you realize?

Then, Lu Zhanbo's next sentence completely threw her into disarray.

"That's great! We can just have our family slaughter it and send it over, put it in the refrigerator, and eat it whenever we want. We don't need to buy it anymore."

"Hahaha~" Su Mingyang laughed like a pig.

He was very curious as to why Lu Zhanbo, who was considered a genius in the field of computer science, couldn't seem to grasp things in real life.

"Mingyang, you're so mean! How could you call Zhanbo a pig?" Lin Wanyu said, suppressing a laugh.

"Oh, Mingyang, so that's why we suddenly started raising pigs. So you were insulting me." Lu Zhanbo finally realized what was going on, his face turning pale and then red.

“I think Mingyang is right, Zhanbo. I bet even a pig’s brain works better than yours. If your flesh were valuable, I’d sell you.”

Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Zhanbo and sat down next to Su Mingyang.

Having such a younger brother is truly exhausting for her.

Looking at Su Mingyang beside her, she thought to herself, "If only he were my younger brother."

"Sis, don't be angry." Lu Zhanbo looked embarrassed.

“Yes, at least the stocks are doing pretty well right now,” Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

"Don't mention this to me, it makes me angry." Hu Yifei pouted.

"What's wrong?" Lu Zhanbo asked, puzzled.

"Everyone else's stocks went up, but mine..." Hu Yifei said, rolling her eyes dramatically, "...dropped like crazy!"

"It seems to be some Lin's Bank." Hu Yifei complained bitterly, "Ugh! Don't you think I'm particularly unlucky? Everyone else's stocks are soaring like they're on steroids, but the one I bought is like it's been smoking opium."

"No way, the financial sector is doing pretty well right now."

"Who knows?" Hu Yifei said speechlessly.

"Yifei, how much did you buy?"

Su Mingyang asked.

"Just a few tens of thousands of yuan, no more, no less," Hu Yifei said after thinking for a moment.

"What are you going to do?"

"Let's wait and see. If it drops further, I'll sell immediately."

"Oh." Su Mingyang nodded.

At this moment, Lin Wanyu said, "Feifei, you should buy in quickly. That's the market maker accumulating shares and releasing them to build up funds. Once his subsidiary, Fuyange Financial, has enough shares, it will naturally push the price up all the way. Now is the perfect time to buy more and wait for the breakout!"

Su Mingyang didn't know anything about stocks, but after watching the TV series, he knew it was a great opportunity to make money.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo exchanged a glance and exclaimed in surprise, "Really?"

"Of course it's true, that's all the tricks they have," Lin Wanyu said casually.

Hu Yifei quickly sat down next to Lin Wanyu: "Wanyu, how do you know so much inside information?"

"Ah, is this inside information?" Lin Wanyu suddenly tensed up, her eyes darting around, realizing she had said the wrong thing.

"The actions of the bookmakers are unpredictable. If this isn't inside information, then what is?" Hu Yifei stared intently at Lin Wanyu.

"Well..." Lin Wanyu's mind raced, but she pretended to be casual and said, "Oh dear, I only heard about it from that old man on the financial channel, so I don't really know either."

Hu Yifei seemed to be deep in thought.

Su Mingyang was also deep in thought. He wanted to quickly go online to learn about stocks, then open an account and invest his remaining 10,000 yuan in Lin's Bank.

It would be even better if I could sell the comics and get the money right away!

With just a few taps on your phone, your money multiplies several times over.

Such good things are rare.

As for how Hu Yifei will handle the stocks and whether she can seize this opportunity, that depends on her own choice.

Su Mingyang wouldn't say much about this matter.

Chapter 11 The Three Waves Mantra? Is it useful?

It was soon noon.

Lunch was prepared by Hu Yifei.

Celery stir-fried with chili peppers, tofu with scallions, and sunflower stir-fried with chili peppers.

Because of the rising price of pork, the dishes were all vegetarian.

Su Mingyang found the taste to be so-so, and occasionally he could even find a hair in it.

But he didn't complain at all; on the contrary, he ate with great relish.

After all, in his previous life he delivered takeout, and he was always in a hurry to eat, just grabbing a few bites and calling it a day.

After meal.

While checking the stock account opening process online, Su Mingyang played a feeding game with Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo.

"Mingyang, it's your turn. Take this!" Lin Wanyu held a popcorn in her hand, pretending to throw it.

Su Mingyang opened his mouth, and Lin Wanyu quickly moved closer to him, gently placing the popcorn into his mouth.

"Three points! Yeah!" Lin Wanyu clapped her hands and laughed.

"Haha." Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated. He picked up a glass of cola and handed it to her. "Here, this is your reward."

"Thank you!" Lin Wanyu reached out and took a sip.

"Okay, I'm going to the restroom. You guys play." Su Mingyang said, getting up and leaving.

"Wanyu, it's my turn." Lu Zhanbo pointed to himself, tilted his head back, and opened his mouth.

Lin Wanyu put down her cola, sat on the sofa, picked up a popcorn, closed her eyes, glanced at it, and threw it into Lu Zhanbo's mouth.

The popcorn flew in an arc through the air and hit Lu Zhanbo on the nose.

"Oh, I didn't win," Lin Wanyu said dejectedly.

"It's okay, let's try again." Lu Zhanbo comforted him, then tilted his head back and opened his mouth again.

Sitting at the dinner table, Hu Yifei rolled her eyes speechlessly at her younger brother's behavior.

"I'm not coming. My fashion magazines have arrived. I'm going out for a bit." After saying that, Lin Wanyu finished the cola that Su Mingyang had given her as a reward in one gulp, got up, grabbed her umbrella, and prepared to leave.

Seeing this, Lu Zhanbo quickly followed and said with a smile, "Hey, is it raining outside? How about I take you there?"

"No need," Lin Wanyu refused. She would be very happy if Su Mingyang offered to give her a ride, but as for Lu Zhanbo—forget about it!

"Be careful on the road," Lu Zhanbo reminded him.

"Don't worry, bye-bye."

"Bye-bye." Lu Zhanbo leaned against the door, waving goodbye. He closed the door with a reluctant expression, looked at his hand, and smiled like a fool.

Hu Yifei couldn't stand it and tapped the table twice.

"Wanyu, did you leave something behind?" Upon hearing this, Lu Zhanbo excitedly opened the door, but his smile gradually froze when he saw the empty corridor.

"You are my lover~ oh~ oh~"

"A woman like a rose~ Sigh~ Sigh~"

"Use your thick, big lips~"

Seeing this, Hu Yifei started singing a Northeast folk song.

Lu Zhanbo looked resentful and said, "Sis, you're playing me."

Hu Yifei laughed: "Why are you so excited when I'm just banging on my table?"

“I’ve never seen you so proactive when I go out. Do you think I don’t know how cunning you’ve been since you were little?” Hu Yifei said, getting up and walking to Lu Zhanbo’s side.