Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Wang Taiyi looked at the seven girls in front of him and didn't know what to say.

To get Wang Taiyi's help, the beautiful mother showed him the seven stunningly beautiful female thieves she had secretly trained. However, these were seven miniature versions of the beauties.

Wang Taiyi pointed angrily at the seven bean sprouts in front of him, which were not even as tall as his waist.

"Mom, you're deceiving consumers! This is supposed to be stunning? What's so stunning about it? Look at this!"

Wang Taiyi was picking at a funny-looking little girl who was grimacing and picking her nose, as if she could pull out some treasure from it.

"This is stunning? Hey! Stop digging, your fingers are about to pop out of your eye sockets."

The young girl didn't give him any face at all.

"None of your business!"

"what?"

Wang Taiyi pointed at the little girl and looked at the pretty mother, demanding an explanation from her. "You want me to help you with this? Do you want me to babysit your child?"

The beautiful mom was also a little embarrassed.

“Monkey, don’t be like that. How have I always taught you? Be more ladylike.”

"Oh!"

The little girl who was picking her nose responded, then took her finger out of her nose and rubbed it on Wang Taiyi's body.

Everyone knows that Wang Taiyi is no ordinary person, but no one expected that he would even prey on children.

Seeing the little girl wiping her nose on him, Old Wang didn't stand on ceremony.

"He~~~~~tui!"

He spat a mouthful of phlegm precisely onto the little girl's brand-new red leather shoes.

"Waaaaah~~~~"

The little girl cried, and an older girl hugged her to comfort her. The other little girls also looked at Old Wang in horror. They had never seen such a terrifying adult before. Even the pretty mother was stunned. Donghuangzi was indeed not human.

"Cry! What are you crying for? You look like Sandra Ng. If you keep crying, I'll sell you into the entertainment industry to act in comedies!"

That little girl was also stubborn; while crying, she gave Old Wang a pink middle finger.

Mrs. Wang stood up and said to the pretty mother.

"Mom, I feel like you're playing me."

"That's what the pretty mom explained."

"Grandma, let me tell you, these children are all beauties in the making. I guarantee they will all be gorgeous when they grow up."

"So what? I still have to support them until they come of age."

The beautiful mother clasped her hands together in prayer.

"Grandma, please help me! I'm really sincere. How about I add another 500 million?"

"This isn't about the money, it's about you ruining my expectations! I..."

I felt someone tug at me, and when I looked down, I saw a little girl with big, bright eyes looking at me.

"what?"

Old Wang has to admit, he was charmed. This mixed-race little girl is so beautiful, much better than that girl picking her nose.

"Handsome uncle, please promise Mom you'll adopt us. We'll be very obedient."

There was an eagerness in the little girl's eyes to escape her current life. Wasn't her beautiful mother good to them? But how did she know she was a good person? Was it just because of her perfect looks?

Honestly, kids these days know how to judge a book by its cover even at such a young age.

Seeing Old Wang being dragged along by his child, the pretty mother immediately said:

"Look how destined you two are! It's settled then. I have to go now."

With that, the pretty mom left with her entourage.

"Hey! What do you mean by 'order'? Take them away from me!"

"Uncle~"

The little girl tugged at Old Wang's clothes and shed tears.

Wow...tsk...so cute! So adorable.

This little girl is totally to Lao Wang's liking. Lao Wang used to sneak photos of cute girls at various anime conventions whenever he had nothing to do. How about trying to raise her?

"Don't cry! What's your name?"

The little girl said timidly:

"My name is Amada, and my nickname is Spider."

Old Wang frowned. "What kind of fucking lousy name is this?"

"Tell me, why are you following me? Hasn't your mom treated you well?"

"No...no, Mom is very good to us, it's just...it's just..."

"Let me tell you!"

Another little girl stepped forward; this girl had a more spirited air about her and slightly fuller lips.

“Uncle, my name is Cat. We are actually children adopted by a mother from an orphanage. The mother adopted many children, but many of them were later sent back. We know that the mother will make us do bad things when we grow up, but we have no choice. We know some information about you, so we chose to follow you.”

"Oh? You actually know me? What? You know my story too?"

The young girl twitched her lips. "How could I not know? We watch TV all the time, you know. Do you even know how sensational your 'fun of the century' was?"

The reason these precocious girls wanted to stay was because Old Wang was rich and powerful. If such a big shot adopted them, he wouldn't do anything to them in the future. At most, they would become his mistresses or something. It was better than being trained by the pretty mom every day to steal things and please men. Moreover, many of the children that the pretty mom was not satisfied with and returned to the orphanage disappeared. They heard that they were adopted by some Mrs. M. They didn't want to live their current lives and didn't want to go back to the orphanage.

Cat's little mouth is open.

"Uncle, we don't know your story, but your handsome face is full of stories."

Old Wang curled his lips.

"Why are you speaking such blunt truths? Fine, I'll take you in for now, and we'll see how you perform later."

"YES! Thank you, Uncle."

"Wait, don't get too excited yet. You all need to be obedient. Also, what kind of nicknames are you all using? Spiders, squids, etc., change them all!"

Wang Taiyi pointed at Cat.

"You! From now on, you'll be called Big Kid!"

Then he pointed to them one by one.

"Your name is Erwa, your name is Sanwa... you!"

He pointed to the girl picking her nose.

"Your name is Junru! From now on, I will be your grandfather!"

“he~tui”

Junru followed suit and spat at Lao Wang as well.

"Wow, that's great, that's unique."

After Old Wang had his rooms arranged for the children, he sat on the sofa and stretched when he heard a strange laugh coming from the corner of the living room.

"hey-hey....."

"Hehe my ass, come out here!"

Zhou Su walked out from behind the bar, holding a DV camera.

"Big brother, I saw it all. You're having an affair with that big-breasted girl, and you even have seven kids. You don't want your wives to know about this, do you?"

Old Wang yawned. Was he afraid of this?

What do you want to do?

Zhou Su said seriously:

"Big brother, I want you to teach me your divine skill, the kind of skill you use to curse people!"

Wang Taiyi suddenly remembered that he still had the "enlightenment" reward from before, so he decided to use it on her.

"Okay."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket of oil."

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Chapter 249 Zhou Su's Overtaking on a Curve

It's a magical feeling.

As the soybean oil was poured over Zi's head, Zhou Su felt some unfamiliar "knowledge" flooding into her mind.