Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

My brother is truly a genius.

He absorbed all sorts of insults from Lao Wang, from all over the world, and even provoked and countered others, along with various other outrageous tactics.

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Among the five, Liu Tian was the most hardworking. He would do whatever his older brother asked him to do without ever complaining. He was the kind of person who could endure any hardship in order to become stronger.

Huo Bao has his own little tricks. Although he completes his elder brother's training, he never does more than necessary. Moreover, he recently discovered a secret: his senior sister, Fang Min, actually possesses the secret manual "Elder Brother's Divine Skill" personally passed down by his elder brother. He has been trying to get his hands on it to take a look.

Mais... Mais is a beast.

Ah Zu was their trusted junior, so he didn't need to train with them; he had his own pace. The four of them agreed to train at the building. Zhou Su, who lived nearby, arrived early, while the other three arrived later.

When the three of them arrived at the top floor, they saw Wang Taiyi holding an oil drum and pouring it on Zhou Su's head, while Zhou Su knelt there with her hands clasped together and her face full of piety.

Their first impression was that their elder brother wanted to burn Zhou Su to death.

"Big brother, no, no!"

The three quickly pleaded for mercy.

“Zhou Su is young, what wrong did she make? Your older brother is magnanimous and won’t burn her to death. Or you can give her a beating.”

Before Wang Taiyi could speak, Zhou Su, who had just finished the initiation ceremony, spoke first.

"What are you all blabbering about? Get the hell away from here, or we'll kill you!"

After saying that, Zhou Su covered her mouth.

It's amazing! Whenever I want to swear, the right swear words for the occasion automatically pop into my head. You're such a good guy!

"Zhou Su, are you alright?"

Mais looked at Zhou Su, who was covered in soybean oil.

"What the hell could possibly happen to me?"

After saying that, Zhou Su paused. It seems he still needs to be careful, otherwise he might accidentally swear in his conversations.

Huo Bao and Liu Tian stared at Zhou Su in disbelief. Was this still the arrogant young lady? In just a few days, she had turned into a foul-mouthed heiress.

"Zhou Su, are you really alright?"

"I'm fine."

Zhou Su wiped the soybean oil off her face.

"I'm going to take a shower. We can talk about it later."

A bar in the evening.

Mais, hot as ever, and Liu Tian have already booked a private room. As for the rule that minors can't drink alcohol? Is that a statement meant for rich kids?

When Zhou Su walked in, the three of them had already finished one round of drinks.

Zhou Su blinked her big eyes a few times, seemingly thinking of something, and then plopped down next to Mais.

"Mais, I'm sorry, I scolded you too harshly during the day. I was just a little excited because I just received my elder brother's inheritance."

Mays wasn't a petty person, but he didn't believe in his older brother's ideas. He believed in science, and he considered all that nonsense about gods and ghosts to be rubbish.

"It's nothing. Tell us what your older brother taught you? Is this how to curse?" Max teased.

Zhou Su was unhappy. The knowledge in her mind was solid. Fine, let this idiot Mai open his eyes.

"You really want to know?"

"I'm laughing," Max said.

"Yeah, come on, let me hear you curse a couple of times."

Zhou Su smiled slightly.

"Alright, come on, let's have a drink first."

The two men raised their glasses and clinked them together.

"cheers"

"cheers"

Just as Max put down his glass after taking a sip of red wine, Zhou Su slapped him hard across the back of the head.

"Snapped!"

The slap made Max spit out the wine he hadn't even swallowed yet, leaving Huo Bao and Liu Tian stunned. What was Zhou Su doing? Was he acting crazy after only one drink?

Zhou Su pointed at Mais's nose and started cursing.

"What the hell are you doing? Why did you stop? Are you raising fish?! Are you raising fish?!"

Max was completely stunned. What did you just drink? That was red wine! No, how could you do this to me!

Mais was also unhappy and glared at Zhou Su, ready to start a shouting match.

Upon seeing this, Zhou Su immediately changed her attitude and said with a smile.

"Mais, look at you, you're not angry, are you? You are angry, aren't you? You're acting all coy just because you're drinking, and you're blaming me for it. If you're angry, fine, I'll let you take it back!"

As she spoke, Zhou Su poked her pretty face out.

Boys at this age are very concerned about their image; would a guy like Max, who's been put on a pedestal, really fight back?

Max rubbed the back of his head, resigning himself to his bad luck.

"This is red wine, what are you doing? Besides, Zhou Su, you're pretty strong, you hit me so hard my head hurts."

Zhou Su smiled sweetly.

"My fault, my fault. Come on, let's have another one as an apology."

Mais touched the glass with Zhou Su again. Perhaps still harboring resentment, Mais put down his glass with a bit too much force, spilling some of the wine.

"Snapped!"

Zhou Su smacked Mais on the back of the head again and pointed at the wine glasses on the table.

"What do you mean? Are you looking down on me? Who are you trying to impress? Look at all this spilled wine..."

Max covered his head and stood up.

"Zhou Su, you've gone too far!..."

Zhou Su's expression changed again.

"Oh, Mike, I was just kidding, just kidding. I was just making a little joke. I'm sorry, please forgive me and don't be angry."

Looking at Zhou Su, who was clinging to his arm, Max softened. He had never been this close to any girl before. Not only was he not angry, but he was also a little embarrassed. Did Zhou Su have a crush on him?

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, I'm not angry."

Zhou Su pouted as she looked at Mais.

"You're really not angry?"

"Yeah, I'm not angry."

"Oh...you're not angry."

"Snapped!"

Zhou Su slapped Mais on the back of the head again.

"If you're not angry, why are you pretending with me?!"

"Wow~~"

Max flipped the table over; he realized that Zhou Su was just playing him.

"Oh dear, what's wrong with Brother Max?...."

Seeing Zhou Su's face change again, Max refused to forgive her.

"Don't give me that crap, you're just messing with me! You old hag!"

Looking at the bristling Maisi Zhou Su, he muttered, "Is he useless now?"

Zhou Su suddenly dropped to the ground, propping himself up with one hand and pointing at Mais with the other.

"Look at you, you piece of trash! What are you trying to do? You want to hit a woman? Come on, hit me! You piece of trash, you're not human if you don't hit me!"

Zhou Su pretended to cry while wailing.

"Help! Help! A shameless bastard is hitting a girl! He's inhuman!"

What a shrew from Northeast China!

Seeing someone peeping through the glass window of the door, Max couldn't stand it anymore, cursed "madman" and ran away.

Zhou Su casually got up and patted her skirt.

"Useless, I haven't even used my full strength yet."

Then Zhou Su looked at Huo Bao and Liu Tian.

The two were startled and stood up at the same time.

"Um... Su Su, we have some things to take care of, so we'll be leaving now."