Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Zhu Wanfang, go home right now and do what you're supposed to do. If your dad asks you to do anything else, just tell me. If that doesn't work, you can move to the other building. Do you hear me?"

Zhu Wanfang, nearly wetting herself in fear, stammered:

"Okay...okay, big brother."

Wang Taiyi pulled out the three heroes of the vegetable market from under the table again.

"Pork Wing, don't make your daughter do things she doesn't want to do in the future, understand?"

Pork Rong was about to cry.

"I...I know, boss."

Wang Taiyi then looked at the fishmonger Sheng and the char siu fan.

"Where are you two?"

The two thugs huddled together, trembling like leaves. They had never seen anything like this before. The most they had ever seen was thugs slashing each other, but this was killing people with guns! They had thought this handsome young man was some up-and-coming star from another market. They must have been blind.

"Boss, we were wrong, we were blind! Please don't kill us."

Wang Taiyi grinned.

Why would I kill you? Are you all insane? And you too!

Wang Taiyi pointed at the fishmonger.

"You're something else, still acting like a scoundrel even at a time like this. You two have been having an affair for a while, haven't you?"

Fishmonger Sheng and Char Siu Fen are hugging each other, with Fishmonger Sheng's hand still gripping Char Siu Fen's chest.

"Boss... I didn't do anything indecent. Our relationship is purely platonic."

Wang Taiyi pointed at the fishmonger's hand.

"No? You didn't grab her breasts?"

Char Siu Fen spoke, her voice trembling.

"Boss, Ah Sheng didn't grab my boobs, my boobs are right here."

As she spoke, Char Siu Fen grabbed something heavy from her stomach and placed it on the table.

"Dry!"

Wang Taiyi turned his head.

"Take it back!"

......

Golden Night Building.

The beautiful mom, after changing her clothes, said:

"I think what happened today was done by someone from within Hung Hing."

Perhaps because Wang Taiyi saved Liang Ma, Liang Ma spoke to Wang Taiyi much more sincerely.

"It might have been our leader who did it."

"No way, absolutely impossible."

Wang Taiyi waved his hand.

“My good brother would never do that. What would he be after?”

The pretty mom rolled her eyes.

“What do you know? He disliked me a long time ago. Not long after I got together with Jiang Zhen, he came to my door and almost strangled me to death. He was only in junior high school at the time. He thought his mother died because of me.”

The beautiful mother took a sip of tea.

"Please, what does this have to do with me? Do I want to be associated with Jiang Zhen? If he's interested in me, can I refuse?"

The pretty mom patted her own thunderbolt.

"With a figure like mine and a face like mine, what kind of guy wouldn't I find? If I wasn't afraid of getting killed, would I be with him? What would I be after? That he doesn't shower? That he lasts me three minutes? And two and a half of those minutes are for warm-up?"

Seeing the beautiful mother spewing out all sorts of things, Wang Taiyi grabbed a bag of sunflower seeds and started cracking them open.

"continue!"

The pretty mom rolled her eyes.

"Continue my ass! We can't stay in Hung Hing any longer. If we stay any longer, we'll be dead."

"So what do you think?"

The pretty mom thought for a moment and said:

"I'm leaving Hong Kong Island; I simply can't stay here any longer."

"Mom, isn't that unnecessary? I assure you, Big Brother isn't that kind of person. If he kills you, you'll still have a chance to escape, right?"

“I’m leaving no matter who it is. Actually, I’ve wanted to leave for a long time. This is the perfect opportunity to leave. Grandma, you have to help me.”

Wang Taiyi paused in his act of cracking sunflower seeds.

"Huh? Help you? Why? No, why should I?"

That's true, Lao Wang and Liang Ma don't usually have much of a relationship.

The beautiful mother gritted her teeth and said.

“I know you have a good relationship with the gang leader. If I want to retire from the underworld, he definitely won’t agree easily. He’ll at least give me a large portion of my wealth. If you help me, I’ll give you ten million.”

Wang Taiyi flicked his fingernails.

"Ten million? Mom, are you misunderstanding me? I have absolutely no interest in money. To me, money is just a bunch of numbers. I don't like money."

Looking at Wang Taiyi's despicable behavior, the pretty mother was so angry she wanted to bite him. Yes, this bastard seemed to be a rich man. She had never seen such a magical existence as him before. Now that she needed his help, she had to coax him.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Ah Tai, you're no ordinary person. I've never seen anyone as successful as you. You're practically the protagonist of the world!"

Wang Taiyi nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"Indeed, you are absolutely right."

Old Wang gave the pretty mom a helpless look.

"There's nothing I can do, I'm just too obedient to my sister, I'm just too obedient."

The beautiful mother said with a smile.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I envy you so much."

"Hey~~"

Wang Taiyi raised one hand.

"You can't envy this. I am where I am today because I have worked hard every step of the way."

The beautiful mother's eyelids twitched.

"Grandma, just tell me how you can help me."

Old Wang looked at the pretty mom seriously.

“Mom, you need to know that this world is fair. You can’t get anything without making sacrifices. To get something, you have to give up an equal amount of fun.”

"Fun?"

"You misheard me, I said the price."

The pretty mom knew a bit about Lao Wang; it seemed like he was a lunatic who wasn't interested in anything except causing trouble.

Suddenly, the pretty mom's eyes lit up; she had thought of something.

“Ah Tai, I have secretly trained a group of talents. If you help me to successfully withdraw from the underworld, I will give them to you.”

Old Wang curled his lip in disdain.

"Talent? Do I lack talent? All my subordinates are talented, and they're all good at talking."

The beautiful mom gave a mysterious smile.

"The talents I cultivate are quite extraordinary."

"What's so great about it?"

"They are all beauties, and stunning beauties at that."

"...You should recommend someone like this to Thirteen Sister."