Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Shin's eyes reddened. Although Tornado had concealed his illness well, how could he not know?

Late-stage lung cancer means you can only wait to die.

If the tornado doesn't want people to know, then everyone should pretend they don't know.

"I can cure him. If I can't, you don't have to pay. How about that?"

"Row!"

"As long as you can cure my brother, I'll give you anything, even my life."

The henchmen around him, including Chen Luojun, also had bloodshot eyes; they simply didn't believe such outrageous claims.

But their connection with tornadoes was so deep that they were blindly unwilling to let go of any opportunity.

"Okay, remember to transfer the money to my account after the demolition."

"Come on, you show-off, come with me to the restroom."

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Chapter 24 Healing

Tornado doesn't believe there's any hope for its illness. Please, it's a terminal illness!

But he didn't say anything. How could he bear to refuse his brothers' expectations? Oh well.

Tornado and Wang Taiyi went into the bathroom together; he wanted to see what he was up to.

The bathroom was small and cramped, with just a toilet and a sink. There was practically no space left for two men to go in.

"Hey, what are you trying to do? Are you afraid of people?"

Wang Taiyi chuckled as he looked at the tornado.

"You're in luck! Let me tell you, knowing me is definitely your blessing. Come on, let me show you a big treasure!"

He then prepared to take out the "elixir of immortality".

"You bastard! What the hell do you want?!"

The tornado, which had been as calm as a still well, finally changed color. That bastard Wang Taiyi wasn't trying to punish me; he wanted to take me down!

The tornado assumed a horse stance, his iron fists clenched at his waist, the air currents swirling around his fists like whirlpools, and toilet paper in the bathroom was rolled up and flew everywhere like colorful ribbons in a shopping mall.

Without hesitation, he threw a punch.

Wang Taiyi's clothes today didn't have pockets, so in order not to expose his storage ring, he could only put his hand inside his pants to cover it up, since some people here did have pockets sewn into their underwear.

He was still wriggling when he heard the tornado yell, and then a fist appeared in front of him, and his nose tingled with emotion.

"Holy crap!"

"what are you doing?"

One punch failed to knock Old Wang unconscious. Tornado was stunned for a moment. This bastard has a hard head.

"What are you doing? I'm about to ask you the same thing. What are you doing?"

Old Wang then realized that his actions could easily be misunderstood.

"Damn it, I'm bringing you some treasure! I'm telling you, you absolutely have to add ten more units this time!"

Finally, Old Wang pulled his hand out.

“Look.”

When you open your hand, what's in front of the tornado is a dark... pill? And it smells awful.

This is the supreme medicine that the system gave us before—the ashes of Ji Gong. It can cure all poisons, and lung cancer is nothing to it. This is something from the gods.

To be honest, he doesn't want to use it so soon. He mainly wants to find out just how powerful the system's features really are.

Tornado looked at Wang Taiyi suspiciously.

"You want me to eat this stuff? You're not kidding me?"

"Of course, this is a treasure! It's something from the gods, can't you at least have some basic respect for it?"

The tornado pinched up a gray pill with two fingers, looked at it, then at Wang Taiyi, and felt more and more that Old Wang was a lunatic.

Seeing that he was still hesitating, Wang Taiyi urged, "Eat quickly! No need for water, just swallow the immortal's food directly."

He couldn't wait to see the wonders of the celestial beings.

"Hurry up, if we don't eat it soon, it might run away on its own. I swear if it doesn't work, I'll... I'll swallow it and kill myself!"

He then pulled out a lighter inlaid with jade and swore an oath, but why did this lighter look so familiar?

Who would want to die if they could live? Even tornadoes don't transcend life and death.

Looking at the pill in his hand, Tornado gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, threw it into his mouth, and swallowed it. If Donghuangzi really tricked him into eating shit, he would bite off a piece of his flesh even if it cost him his life.

The pill went down into his stomach in no time, and Tornado felt a warm sensation in his internal organs. Then, his internal organs squeezed something up to his throat.

“Ugh~~”

The tornado coughed up a mouthful of black blood, then hugged the toilet and began vomiting violently.

The miraculous medicine was truly extraordinary; it could cure even terminal illnesses, which further strengthened his resolve to become an immortal.

Old Wang kept patting and patting the tornado to help him catch his breath, afraid he would choke to death.

"It's settled, let's add ten more units."

After a long while, the tornado waved its hand, explaining, "Old Wang, stop filming. The toilet is full of black liquid mixed with some fragments."

After pressing the flush button, Tornado arrived at the sink, took off his splattered coat, washed his face, and looked at himself in the mirror. His complexion was no longer pale and sallow, but glowed with a rosy light, and his body was full of power.

He felt like he was half-dead after throwing a whirlwind punch before, but now he feels like he could fight all day long.

Tornado had no doubt that his terminal illness was cured; with a healthy body, why would he care about a big boss?

"Thank you, Grandma!"

Tornado looked at Wang Taiyi sincerely.

Wang Taiyi waved his hand dismissively.

"It's okay, buddy."

"Besides, I've already received the money."

"Haha, right! We're all brothers, so if you ever need my help, I won't refuse!"

"How about adding another hundred units?"

"roll!"

Tornado felt he could speak fluently now, unlike before when he had to suppress a cough to say a word in front of people, and couldn't help but shout:

"Awesome!"

Old Wang rolled his eyes at him:

"Alright! Stop enjoying yourself and get out of here, it stinks."

"Haha."

When the two came out, they were not greeted by the expectant gazes of the crowd, but rather... something strange.

Shinichi looked at the tornado, seemingly wanting to say something but holding back, his eyes filled with complex emotions, conveying a sense of "I don't understand, but I respect you."

Chen Luojun, meanwhile, was vomiting violently by the door.

The four-person outfit with white briefs over their heads represents the heartbreak of disillusionment with idols.

The rest of the underlings dared not make eye contact with Tornado.

"What's going on?" Tornado asked curiously.

Shinichi could tell at a glance that Tornado was definitely better. He didn't know if he was fully recovered, but he was many times stronger than before.

Suppressing the strange feeling in his heart, he quickly walked up to Tornado, wanting to give him a hug, but for some reason, the action turned into patting his shoulder halfway through.

"Big brother! That's wonderful, I'm so happy for you."

Tornado looked at Shinichi, who was acting strangely, and then at the others who seemed to have done something wrong.

"What's wrong with you guys?"

It was Xin who spoke first.

"Big brother! As long as you get better, nothing else matters. This is no big deal. You'll always be my big brother! If you want to be my big sister... that's fine too!"

"What are you talking about? What are you calling 'big brother' and 'big sister'? Explain yourself!"

When the two went into the restroom, no one initially thought anything of it; everyone was filled with worry.

But things took a turn when Old Wang said, "I'll show you a big treasure."

Although the bathroom was well soundproofed, people could still vaguely hear something:

"...swallow it directly."