Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"...he committed suicide by swallowing a chicken."

Then I heard a painful gagging sound from the tornado, followed by a series of popping sounds.

Finally, we heard Tornado shout with great energy, "Awesome!"

Then I saw two people come out of the bathroom.

When they came out, Tornado wasn't wearing a coat and was wiping his mouth, while Wang Taiyi was wearing a drawstring.

That's it... It's obvious what happened, okay?

"Ccrunch! Crunch!"

The sound of a tornado grinding its teeth is unbearable to hear.

"I don't!"

"I!...No!...I am!"

Old Wang, who had just gone back to the bathroom to pee, curiously rested his chin on Tornado's shoulder.

"Not what?"

“Ugh~~~”

Seeing everyone vomiting, Tornado could no longer remain calm.

"Go to hell, you all!"

"Especially you, Wang Taiyi!"

He started with ten whirlwind punches, blowing everyone inside to the outside. Only the unlucky Wang Taiyi actually took five or six punches. Fortunately, Jibo was unharmed.

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Chapter 25: The Lottery is Drawed Again

Wang Taiyi was waiting at a red light in his flashy red Porsche, and the pretty girls passing by stopped to watch. Handsome men and luxury cars always attract attention.

A daring and beautiful girl approached the car and looked at Wang Taiyi, who was wearing a tight vest. The muscles he revealed made her legs go weak.

Old Wang didn't want this either, but there was nothing he could do; his coat was torn to shreds by the tornado.

"Hey handsome, wanna go for a ride?"

The pretty girl tossed her long hair and gave Old Wang a captivating look.

Hong Kong women have always been open and bold. When they see a handsome and high-quality man, how could they not be interested? If they get hooked, they'll be set for life. Even if they don't, they won't lose out if they can have something happen with a handsome man.

Old Wang glanced at the pretty girl through his sunglasses, and his dog-like eyes instantly produced data.

75.70.75, Appearance score 80, Makeup too heavy.

Sorry, girl, my standards are too high; you don't meet them.

Seeing that Old Wang didn't react, the pretty girl ruthlessly pulled down her clothes: "Handsome, don't you want to see the latest Victoria's Secret style?"

Wang Taiyi smiled but didn't say anything. "A mere B+ level cultivator dares to disturb my Dao heart?"

The young woman thought Old Wang had agreed, and excitedly ran to the left to get on the bus.

Just as he was about to grab the handle, the red light came on, and Old Wang sped off, leaving the pretty girl standing there in the dust.

"Today's driver is a Sigma man!"

In the rearview mirror, a pretty woman was seen giving Old Wang's car the middle finger and cursing.

"Go to hell! You bastard!"

"Jingle Bell……"

"Hello? Brother Qiu?"

"..."

"Yes, I went to the Walled City."

Old Wang was not surprised at all that Di Qiu knew his whereabouts. This man had people watching the stronghold 24 hours a day, so how could he not know that Wang Taiyi had gone to the stronghold?

"..."

"Huh? Solved? No, you have no idea, Tornado was like a mad dog. As soon as I walked in, he and a dozen big men attacked me. Do you know how much damage that did to me? Luckily, I was quick-witted and ran away fast."

"........."

"Earn money from both sides? No way, do you think I'm that kind of person? Trust me, give me some more time and I guarantee I'll get it all done perfectly for you."

"........."

"What lighter? The signal's bad, hello~ hello~"

As he casually tossed the phone onto the passenger seat, a notification sound rang in Old Wang's mind.

[Ding! Points have reached 10,000. Reward issued.]

[Reward 1: An indestructible ID card.]

(As long as the host carries something to prove their identity, they are invulnerable to weapons and fire. Note: Items cannot be placed in the storage space.)

Not bad, not bad. Although it's a bit abstract, it's practically giving you an indestructible body for free.

[Reward 2: A villa in Repulse Bay.]

(Fully furnished, move-in ready, 10 years of property management fees included.)

You should have given it to me sooner; I just bought this house.

[Reward 3: HK$12 million.]

Hmm... I feel like System, you seem to know something?

[Reward 4: (Gold)...]

"squeak………"

Wang Taiyi slammed on the brakes and brought the sports car to a stop on the side of the road.

Gold! Gold again. The previous gold was the gray of the miraculous medicine Ji Gong, whose miraculous effect of bringing the dead back to life had opened his eyes. What kind of divine product will it be this time?

[The skin on the heel of Tieguai Li's lame leg (golden).]

(Wherever you stick it, the speed there will increase dramatically; it can be reused.)

Skin on your heels? Last time it was grime, this time it's just skin?

What's the use of this? It's probably something gods use on their mounts, right? It doesn't seem to have much practical use, but the fact that it can be reused is impressive.

Wang Taiyi held a piece of leather the size of a postage stamp and examined it in the sunlight.

"It has no odor and is quite transparent."

After thinking for a moment, Lao Wang slapped the leather strap onto the steering wheel, then lightly tapped the accelerator and whispered, "Genshin Impact activated."

"Whoosh~~~"

The sports car shot off like an arrow.

Old Wang was startled; the speed was so fast that he felt as if an airplane jet was spraying a gale-force wind at his face.

I subconsciously pressed the accelerator harder, and then it went even faster.

Those who test how fast cars can go on the riverbed, even if they add rocket boosters to the cars, can't match the speed of the Porsche that Old Wang is currently driving with his heel padded.

The Porsche went up a small slope and then took off. Before Old Wang could even experience the feeling of flying, he felt a chill all over his body... and fell into the sea.

It flew almost 10 kilometers in 5.6 seconds, which is faster than a cannonball, and that's not even its limit; the accelerator wasn't even fully depressed yet.

It was half an hour later when Wang Taiyi finally got up from the shore. There was nothing he could do; the car had gone too far.

"This thing should be used with caution."

A group of young people were dancing awkwardly on the shore when they were startled to see a well-dressed man climb out of the sea.

What's going on? Could this be an illegal immigration attempt? What era are we living in? People still smuggle themselves into the country? Besides, this guy is incredibly brave. What was he thinking, trying to illegally cross Victoria Harbour?

When they saw the stowaway's appearance clearly, they were stunned. Was this smuggling? That face, that figure, that wet and alluring look...

In an instant, several girls, as if they had discovered some rare treasure, rushed over like the wind and surrounded Old Wang in the blink of an eye. They spoke in soft, slightly accented Mandarin:

"Hey, handsome brother! Come home with me, I'll take care of you! Life in Hong Kong isn't easy, and work is especially tough, particularly for illegal immigrants like you. But I can make sure you have a good life! Come with me, aren't you a little monkey, handsome brother?"

Upon hearing this, Old Wang flew into a rage and roared furiously, "You're the monkey! Your whole family are monkeys!" His voice was deafening, like the roaring horse in the TV series that the girls' mothers have been watching lately.

However, the girls were not intimidated by Lao Wang's roar. Instead, they became even more excited. Loud voice? Loud voice is good. Loud voice means good lungs, and good lungs mean good stamina.

One of the girls exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, handsome, you can speak Cantonese! Are you from Guangdong? How about we become friends?"

"Make friends? Sorry, I don't need men," Old Wang retorted without hesitation. "Good my ass! I'm the East Emperor of Hung Hing, get out of my way!" With that, he lifted his foot and walked away without looking back, leaving the girls standing there dumbfounded.

Today, Old Wang is a Sigma man. He coldly and ruthlessly dismissed the girls who came up to him, without the slightest lingering or hesitation, leaving the girls with only a dashing background and a mess of water stains on the ground.

That evening on the television news, rising radio star Wen Huixin excitedly addressed the viewers:

"A strange sight appeared on Hong Kong Island today: a red unidentified object fell into Victoria Harbour. Some people think it is a UFO, some think it is a rolling meteorite, and some think it is the appearance of the red-clothed female ghost, Da Bai Tai, who was sent to claim lives and was photographed into the sea by Wong Tai Sin. The scene is still being salvaged. Please stay tuned for our follow-up reports."