Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

"Everyone usually has... oh, I just want to be close to nature. Such a naive idea."

The process of making dinner is blissful. While slaughtering the crocodile, Chen Ergou added fire to the hot turtle food cauldron, and kept nagging:

"Of course there's nothing wrong with that. . . . Maybe you've read a lot of books about castaways on desert islands!"

"In your imagination, the deserted island should be a jungle full of food like a refrigerator. You just need to climb a tree and pick a banana or breadfruit, or a wild orange, or a lemon, or a mango, papaya, Sour apples, durians, persimmons, guavas, or wild grapes."

"There will be a large stretch of sandy beach, tall coconut trees that can provide shade and shade. In the clear shallow water area, you can see groups of fish swimming freely. From the beach, you can dig a lot of clams and oysters. Fat seabirds There are also many, which can be caught by hand, or there are nests full of eggs on the cliffs facing the sea. If you are lucky, you can also encounter sea turtles that are full of sea turtle eggs on the island. When you are hungry, dig one out and cook it. ……etc."

"But when you really live in nature, the situation is often not as smooth as you expected. Some desert islands lack resources. The island I chose this time is lucky, but I still have to live like primitive people. Anything You need to get it yourself, food, water, tools, fire... It's very difficult, really very difficult. Without medicine, the most worrying thing you should worry about is getting sick."

"Here, survival comes first."

"So some things that you don't experience in normal life may happen here. For example, I am about to brutally slaughter this crocodile, for example, the next step is very bloody... If you can't accept it, please avoid it for a while."

Chen Ergou tied the crocodile's head and hung it on the tree trunk. The first step should be bloodletting. After dragging for so long on the way back, even if there was blood, it should have been shed. He still hung the crocodile upside down, and only after the blood was completely exhausted, he opened the knife from the abdomen of the crocodile.

When the knife was cut down, the blood was dripping, and the bloody and messy internal organs flowed all over the ground...

After all, it was a live broadcast, so he tried his best to avoid these bloody scenes.

He also said some topics in his mouth to distract the audience, "Everyone knows that crocodiles are ferocious and cruel, and they are also very aggressive. If they are bitten by them unfortunately, their lives will be in danger. But many people I didn't know that the whole body of a crocodile is precious, whether it's crocodile blood, crocodile meat, crocodile bones, or even crocodile fat, all have excellent effects and functions of nourishing the heart and lungs, and strengthening the body..."

With a sudden smile, he tore it abruptly with both hands, pulling off a large piece of viscera and body fat, separating them from the crocodile.

"Wow, that's bloody."

"I don't want to watch it, it's too disgusting."

"Unexpectedly, you are such a dog master, it is too cruel."

"Fuck, where are there so many whores of the Holy Mother, Lord Dog has already reminded me."

"The housekeeper is working, I don't want to see you fuck off, don't go around with black people. Try being alone on a deserted island, I'm afraid you will eat feces and human flesh."

The live broadcast room has always been very lively, but this kind of thing is definitely indispensable, even if he has been vaccinated in advance.

Chen Ergou was indifferent, and cut off the crocodile's tail with a knife like lightning, put it on a banana leaf alone, and then cut off the crocodile's ferocious head.

At this time, hot water was already boiling in the tripod, so he directly threw the crocodile into it and boiled it for four or five minutes before taking it out.

The inside of the tripod was already full of stinky blood, he had no choice but to dump it and feed it to the fish.

He also said with a regretful expression: "In fact, crocodile blood is also a delicious meal. There is a way in Thailand, which is to fill the basin with 80% full of Thai fragrant rice, and then directly cut off the trachea of ​​the living crocodile, so that the blood can flow into the stainless steel basin. , and kept stirring the fragrant rice and crocodile blood evenly. It is said that this kind of fragrant rice mixed with crocodile blood is used for fried rice.

The thick skin of the crocodile that has been scalded by hot water also begins to become soft.

He can already use a knife to scrape the scales on his abdomen,

Use the back of a knife to scrape off the scales on the back. The crocodile tail is also treated in the same way.

At this time, after the crocodile has been processed, the crocodile's skin is peeled off with the ingenious knife technique. The large pieces of crocodile meat are separated with a knife, and the fine meat is threaded with flexible bush strips, slung across the nearby tree trunk, and the nose is full of the smell of fresh meat.

"Okay, the crocodile meat will take a while to cook, so I'll try to store it. There is a lot of food tonight, and crocodile meat is easier to preserve than seafood. The sun has gone down, let's switch to night mode and start preparing other foods. "

He prepared a lot of firewood, added another fire, and burned the turtle food cauldron very hot.

Cut a piece of crocodile fat, put it into the bottom of the tripod and roll it, commonly known as rolling pot.

Take out the well-preserved giant clam meat and throw it on the top of the tripod, the wild knife in your right hand suddenly dances horizontally, a few cold lights flashed, and the large piece of shellfish has been cut into neat pieces and fell into the tripod pot. The audience was dumbfounded.

"Knife skills should be fast, precise and ruthless. What really matter is your eyesight, wrist strength and accuracy. Some people are very strong and fit, I believe that. But I'm afraid it's just helpless to let him chop vegetables. The strength is too strong. Big, I’m afraid that you’ll chop the chopping board, the accuracy is too poor, it’s even more terrifying.”

"For seafood, the meat is usually relatively soft. We slice enough, and it is not easy to slice too thinly."

"Seafood is a clear material. Generally, oil is not needed for frying. Friends who don't like animal oil only need a little vegetable oil to moisten the pan."

He kept taking out the giant clam meat and flicking it in the air, it was divided into pieces of different sizes.

This is the first time he has fully demonstrated his knife skills, giving the audience the feeling that "God of Cookery" is reborn, which makes people dazzled.

If you give him another wild knife, he will look like a double-knife turkey, uh... bah, the double-knife god of cook.

With a "swish", the thyme, mint, and cattails were spread out on the bamboo cutting board, "cut into sections!"

After counting "Chop Chop Chop", the green vegetables and spices were neatly cut into several sections, and they stretched out their hands to grab them, and sprinkled them into the cauldron with a gesture like a goddess scattering flowers.

The bamboo slices are used as a spatula, stir-fried in the cauldron for a few times, sprinkled with salt and stir-fried ingredients.

In an instant, a strong heat rose vigorously, exuding a faint seafood fragrance. Under the light, the yellowish giant clam meat mixed with green spices has already made people salivate.

Put it in full bloom on the giant dragon bamboo dinner plate, and it is still steaming.

"The first dish, stir-fried senbei with giant clam cauldron, is a success!"

"666, that's awesome."

"Senbei, where is the old man's senbei!"

"God of Cookery-level cooking skills, with this tripod, it is completely the special effect of [God of Cookery] skill +1."

"It is said that a man who can cook is attractive. I usually see an uncle with a big belly frying fast food on the street. I didn't think so at all. I didn't believe it until now!"

"Oh my God, it's nothing more than being handsome, and you're so talented. My sister already loves you so much that I can't extricate myself."

But the dinner party is not over.

** It was like "a wave of unrest and a wave of resurgence", and suddenly, several eye-catching lobsters were placed on the table again.

Chen Ergou skillfully peeled one of the lobsters completely and took out the crystal clear prawn meat, then sliced ​​into thin slices, put them on a bamboo plate covered with mint leaves, and placed the lobster head and tail separately.

"I'm going to make lobster sashimi for this dish. It's usually very simple to make. It's just that on a desert island, the difficulty will inevitably increase by several levels."

The audience has already begun to complain——

"It's unreasonable to want to eat lobster sashimi."

"Toxic, poisonous, this night is simply too poisonous, I just had dinner."

"It feels like it's too early to finish dinner."

"Principal Wang gifted anchor Chen Ergou 10,000 bricks and tiles*100 combos. I want to buy this island!"

"Welcome Headmaster."

"666, the principal got angry, and invited a chef named Chen Ergou to make delicious seafood every night."

...

Chen Ergou also saw it. He stabbed the seam between the head and torso of the lobster with a knife, and then pressed the mint leaves on the body of the lobster, turned it clockwise or counterclockwise, and then pulled it apart and placed it separately. While teasing Principal Wan, he said with a smile, "Thank you Principal for helping Pippi Happy School!"

"The environment here is good. There are diving, scenery, animals, and beaches. It's just that the transportation is inconvenient, and the freshwater resources are uncertain. It's not worth buying."

Principal Wang, "You are rich and willful."

Chen Ergou shook his head and said, "It's not about willfulness, it's about stupidity. I don't recommend you to buy this island."

"Damn, Er Gouzi, you are finished, and you dare to call the principal stupid."

"Principal, close his live broadcast room soon."

"Master Dog is inflated."

Countless water friends were booing there, but President Wang didn't care much. When he usually chatted with Chen Ergou, he would swear all over the place, "...then don't buy it now, you should explore the resources on this island."

Chen Ergou nodded, "Tomorrow."

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