Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Uh, what happened to Miss Xiyue?"

"What's the situation? Where is the evil spirit?"

"No, Miss Xiyue is too ungrateful. The scumbag thought of sending it to her as soon as he boiled the salt. Why doesn't she appreciate it?"

"That's not true. Miss Xiyue was very moved at first. I could see the tears in her eyes."

"That's right, Miss Sister is starting to get so nervous, how excited she is when she sees the TT balloon flying, how could she not be worried about the scumbag."

"Is that the letter? The young lady changed her attitude after reading that letter!"

Some netizens found blind spots!

That was indeed the tipping point for her attitude to change drastically.

"What's in the letter?"

"What did the pangolin say?"

"Camera brother, can you do something serious? Show me Miss Xiyue's neckline! Oh, no. It's a letter!"

Netizens looked at the contrast between Lin Xiyue before and after, and thought of Chu Zihang's mysterious appearance at that time, and felt even more curious.

At this time, the cameraman finally adjusted the drone lens and took pictures of the contents of the leaves in Lin Xiyue's hand.

I saw the transparent part carved out on the leaf, faintly showing:

Xiyue, eat these salts first.

I won't go back today, I'll make more and go back tomorrow.

You remember to bring me an iced drink at 7pm, just use this balloon method.

Remember to send it after 7 o'clock, when the wind direction will change.

"hiss!"

"Shit! I want to kill the scumbag too!"

"Look at what the scumbag is saying? Miss Xiyue is worried about his safety here, but he is worried about whether the iced drink can be delivered to him."

"Wait, you're really convinced! The scumbag really enjoys it. In the wilderness, I'm still thinking of ordering takeaway iced drinks."

"Enjoy a P! This is laziness! Those who order takeout are lazy Bs! I don't accept refutation!"

"Miss, don't give it to the scumbag, you can't get used to his stinky problems!"

"That's right, our sisters have to learn the art of royal men, and they have to be obedient."

"Lazy King? Scumbag! You're a P in front of my sister!"

Netizens shared the same hatred for the first time, and all stood on the side of the young lady!

Also, some female boxers came to help!

good guy!

I have seen lazy, I have never seen such a lazy!

These little days are more comfortable than they are. Who is surviving in the wilderness?

They also want to drink Bing Kuo Le! !

"..."

"The scumbag even opened a wilderness takeaway service. Perhaps, this is the imagination of the scumbag. Perhaps, laziness is really the primary productive force!"

In desperation, Zhang Keer could only bite the bullet and take over.

Suddenly, Lin Xiyue felt a little distressed. She liked a lazy bastard like the scumbag.

If you like it again, people are too lazy to give you a chance to do it, how can you do it? . . .

awful!

"But scumbag, can this method work?"

"Will the wind change at 7 o'clock? How did the scumbag know? Is he waiting to learn from Zhuge Liang and borrowing the east wind?"

"Zhuge Liang still has to do things by borrowing Dongfeng, the scumbag didn't do anything."

Netizens also felt that the method of the scumbag was unreliable, especially the seven points he swore to say, which was questioned by everyone.

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Lin Xiyue was so angry that she dug the salt twice and ate it. After eating, her eyes suddenly lit up.

For the first time, she thought that salt was so delicious!

She even took two more bites, the long-lost salty taste made her cry with joy, and even her anger disappeared.

No way, who let her encounter such a strange thing.

The key is fortunately to fall in love with her, that is the catastrophe she deserves.

But he's not bad, at least he still thinks about giving her salt.

Could he still leave so early?

Lin Xiyue shook her head, she still felt a little distressed that the scumbag was so diligent, so she went to prepare an iced drink for Chu Zihang.

Even, she was afraid that Chu Zihang would not be able to eat well there, so she started to cook food for the first time, and planned to add another love dinner for him.

This. . . .

This! ! ! !

Netizens looked happy when they turned their faces 丨 Lin Xiyue, who was happily preparing dinner, was completely speechless!

How about we get angry?

Isn't this dog food a little off guard? !

Their anger hasn't subsided yet, but your client is out of breath?

No reason!

The boys were envious when they saw it, and tears flowed out of their eyes.

If they can meet such a good girl, it will be a blessing they have cultivated in their eight lifetimes. It is too late to cherish it. It's not like a scumbag who is too lazy to move and keeps squeezing others...

The female boxers who came to help the boxing cursed one after another:

"Can we have a little bit of backbone?! Can girls stand up?"

"He said that if he gave it to you, he would give it to him? You deserve to be bullied!"

"Seeing Miss Xiyue's behavior, I was so angry that my whole body was trembling, my whole body was cold with sweat and my hands and feet were cold on a hot day. Can this society get better? How can we girls live to be satisfied with you? Tears flowed unsatisfactorily. This country is full of oppression of women, when will women truly stand up?

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Oh, it turns out that I turned down the temperature of my air conditioner, that's fine. "

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Although Lin Xiyue's cooking skills are not good, she does it very seriously.

I don't know whether it was because she received the information of Chu Zihang's safety or because she ate table salt to restore the balance of inorganic salts, her life seemed to have rekindled hope, and she was full of power in everything she did.

What she is cooking today is a bamboo tube rice, like Chu Zihang did before.

After it was done, Lin Xiyue tied the bamboo rice with a string of five flowers and tied it like a mummy, for fear that Chu Zihang would be hungry if it didn't fly halfway and spill it.

Then she poured Chu Zihang a big glass of ice-cold bear wine.

But this is seriously overweight, and a TT ball cannot carry it to fly high, so it will definitely be hung by trees.

Lin Xiyue frowned and thought hard, but didn't think of a good solution.

In the end, in desperation, Lin Xiyue could only be ashamed, blushing, carrying the balloon blown by the camera behind her back!

I didn't expect her to use this thing for the first time!

What a shame!

So sad!

Fortunately, her efforts were not in vain. The bamboo rice and drinks were successfully floated up by two TT balloons.

Now that the time has come to 6:40, the wind direction has changed!

20 minutes is neither long nor short.

But for the audience in front of the screen, Lin Xiyue, it was an extremely torturous 20 minutes.

It feels more headache than listening to a math class that you don't understand!

Time passed minute by minute, and finally came to 7 o'clock, but the wind direction still did not change.

"Huh! It's seven o'clock, it's finally seven o'clock! I'll wait until the flowers are all gone!"

"I also thank you, thank you several times."

"??? Can this broken car upstairs be driven?"

"A real master must have no car in front of his eyes, and a car in his heart, and he will drive it wherever he goes."

"But it's 7 o'clock now, and the wind hasn't changed, scumbag lied!"

"Well, it seems to be nonsense. I said how could someone judge the wind direction with the naked eye and think they are the weather forecast?"

"It's gone, let's go, everyone, the scumbag is making a fuss, you guys are serious."

After another two or three minutes, the wind direction above the sky still did not change, and many netizens were yawning in disinterest, ready to withdraw first.

Only Lin Xiyue was still firmly waiting in place, looking at the moonlight and starlight in the distance, as if she could see her sweetheart from there.

She believed him without much words.

Waiting, waiting.

Suddenly, an air flow hit the sky, Lin Xiyue's drooping hair fluttered in the wind, and a pleasant smile appeared on her indifferent face, like the bright white moonlight in the sky.

She knew it long ago, she knew it long ago, she knew what he said must be right!

The leaves on the treetops danced with the wind. Lin Xiyue, bathed in the warm wind, let go of the TT version drone in her hand.

The TT balloons floated up quickly, and flew towards the sea in one piece. At the same time, they quickly lifted into the sky, and soon rose to the same height as the moon, and flew towards the sea with the wind.

"This! The wind is really coming?!"

"I lost it! The wind has really changed! The scumbag is amazing! Does this count?"

"Damn it! I didn't expect the scumbag to be a descendant of Zhuge Liang. No wonder he can restore the wooden cow and the horse!"

"Ghost! Fortunately, Laozi didn't leave, otherwise he would have missed the big show!"

"Brother camera, keep up! I want to watch TT!"

"The scumbag won't be a superpower, right? It is recommended to dissect it! @Unnatural Situation Administration"

"Please explain! What the hell is going on? @龙科小五郎"

The netizens who were about to leave suddenly saw this scene, and immediately returned to the screen honestly, staring at the TT drone with wide eyes.

This is too mysterious for them.

At this time, Long Ke Daigoro, who had finished his class for his classmates, returned to the dormitory. After thinking about the situation for a while, he suddenly raised his brows and typed in the live broadcast room with excitement:

"I understand! You don't understand yet, do you? This is simple geographical common sense. You don't even have common sense, do you?"

"hiss!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was so angry, I really wanted to rush to Longke University and give him a hard beating!

This man is even more irritating than the scumbag!

How is it common sense?

Is this common sense?

Zhang Keer was so angry that he almost threw the microphone to the screen of the live broadcast room!

Long Branch Daigoro: "In geography, everyone should have studied specific heat capacity and sea and land wind, right?"

"Hai Lufeng? I seem to have heard of it. Have you really learned it? I can't remember it." Zhang Ke'er frowned, looking a little embarrassed. This is the helplessness from the scumbags!

"It seems that he has also learned specific heat capacity." Li Tianming nodded, but having learned it does not mean that he knows what the situation is.

Long Ke Xiaogoro: "You don't understand this yet, aren't you all scumbags? Your junior high school geography teacher is going to be pissed off!

Okay, let me give you some science.

The specific heat capacity of the ground and the sea is different, the ground heats up faster than the ocean. Therefore, during the day, the ground heats up fast, the surface temperature is high, and the air pressure is low. The place where the air pressure is low blows, so the wind blows from the sea to the land during the day.

At night, the land dissipates heat faster than the sea, so the land is relatively colder than the sea, and the air pressure is relatively high, so the wind blows from the land with relatively high air pressure to the sea~

This is the sea and land wind, so the scumbag uses this principle to achieve express delivery, understand? "

"H-Ming...I seem to understand!"

Zhang Ke'er raised his eyebrows sharply, and finally laughed shyly again, it's really painful to learn scumbags!

"That's right, that's right. But why didn't I think of that."

Lord Bei nodded, he had felt this principle before.

But the feeling is the feeling, I can think of applying this principle to the TT drone ordering takeaway. . . .

This is probably only a lazy person like the scumbag who has such an imagination!

The name of the lazy king should not be underestimated!

After being explained by this pass, netizens were full of admiration for the scumbag.

"The scumbag even counts the wind! The old capitalist! It's too squeezing!"

"Wilderness point takeaway has really become a reality, scumbag can open a wilderness delivery company in the future!"

"Sea and Land Breeze? So it's like this. I just learned it a few days ago, but I didn't remember it..."

Many junior high school students and high school students immediately went to their parents to show off this case, and gave them a big wave of lazy party!

Du Yusi official: "I lost it! So I'm still a drone manufacturer? Can I still develop a takeaway business? Thank you scumbag for helping our company develop a new business, so I will switch to drones! Not much BB, one million Serve it!"

Du Yusi officially gave a gift of 1 million, and Chu Zihang made another 700,000 in vain.

Comfortable and easy.

Sometimes, making money is really that simple. . .

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Not long after, Chu Zihang, who was lying in a hammock and enjoying the wind, found a drone flying like a TT, and saw the ice-cold wine he was thinking of, and saliva flowed out.

What could be more comfortable than drinking a drink while resting by the sea?

However, in the blink of an eye, Chu Zihang discovered an embarrassing problem.

How did he get the takeaway off?

This TT drone only takes off, no matter where it lands, there are major flaws in the design!

Could he still shoot it down with a divine arm crossbow?

Chu Zihang glanced at the TT drone in the air, and then at the crossbow.

He can do it this way, but he can't bear his TT, these are all artifacts, and it's not sure what the role of artifacts will be in the future.

But he was also reluctant to have ice-cold wine.

You can't have both.

Chu Zihang sighed.

"Scum—!"

At this moment, a familiar scream rang out.

It's the call of a peregrine falcon!

Chu Zihang's brows stretched out, and it would be much easier if he was there.

"Stupid! Help me get some takeout."

Chu Zihang was lying on the hammock, with his legs crossed, and shouted in delight.

It's a comfortable day, I can reach out for food and open my mouth with proper clothes, and there are birds to help with takeaways.

Lazy old man!

"Scum—! Scum—!"

But at this time, the peregrine falcon neighed again.

Chu Zihang glanced up in the air and his expression became tense.

not good!

Why are there two peregrine falcons?

Why are you still fighting?

PS: The 4000-word chapter, today's update 1W2, make up for the day when the day before yesterday was less. .

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