"This--"
"TT!"
"I'm going! Has the scumbag finally remembered it?"
"Master scum, is there any magical operation going on here?"
"The hundred wonders of TT are here again!"
"Finally at my favorite part again?"
"Front row hand melon seeds, benches, and happy water in the fat house!"
"Brother! Is Xiao Qian Qian ready? @Du Yusi Official"
"Finally, I can see the style of TT Xia again. My roommate wanted to watch it once before he died. Thank you, scumbag!"
Du Yusi official: "Tears! The scumbag finally remembers me!"
Netizens were taken aback by Chu Zihang's behavior.
Immediately, there was a strong look in everyone's eyes, and they stared at the screen with rounded eyes, for fear of missing any of the details.
For them, this day has been waiting for a long time.
Without seeing condoms for a day, they are - uncomfortable!
And Chu Zihang did not let them down. After taking out the TT, Chu Zihang decisively poured the cold coarse salt crystals into the condom.
"???That's it?"
"Isn't it, I took off my trousers, the scumbag will fix this for me?"
"??? Upstairs, what do you mean, you take off your pants, what do you want the scumbag to fix for you? Tell me honestly!"
"It's boring, I thought the scumbag was going to play tricks again."
Du Yusi's official: "There is no small money here. I thought that the scumbag had something else, and the money was ready. It seems that the scumbag can't do it either. Jiang Lang is exhausted. I still keep this small money. Let's get a kidney transplant."
Netizens were greatly disappointed, shaking their heads and sighing, beating their feet one by one.
I thought it was going to be New Year's Eve, but you said that this year is over.
That disappointment is really not enough for outsiders.
When Zhang Keer saw the netizens, they all complained, and quickly maintained:
"Hey, you are really 'people are not enough to swallow an elephant', a broken TT, how can there be so many uses, the scumbag can think of so many moths in front of us, it is already very good to bring us so many surprises and laughter Well, don't ask for too much."
Of course, netizens also know that Li is such a reason, but they know that it will not hinder disappointment, but they still lose their energy and feel that they will never love again.
At this time, after Chu Zihang packed the salt, he took out an old set that used to pack seasonings!
"Huh? Also?!" Zhang Ke'er suddenly lit up and subconsciously raised the volume!
It seems that the scumbag may have a back move, and her rounding may be too early!
"Play the big one? Use two at a time this time, so willing? This is not the style of the scumbag!"
Li Tianming couldn't help but change his sitting position, the elder with his neck stretched out.
Anyone who is familiar with the behavior of the scumbag knows that the scumbag is very generous in other aspects, and he is very generous in eating and drinking, but he is a treasure on TT!
They even guessed that even if he had used it in that respect, he might still be able to wash it and use it again!
"Hey, it seems that Du Yusi, you should take out the small money, your broken kidney, don't worry!"
Bei Ye said with a cheap smile.
On the screen, the eye-catching TT man blew TT into a balloon under the comments of everyone, which attracted a question mark from the audience, who could not see what it was for.
But the more they don't understand, the more curious the audience becomes, as if a kitten has entered their hearts, scratching their hearts with claws.
After Chu Zihang blew up the TT, he tied it with a string and held the other end in his hand.
Then I found a large leaf, lay on it and used a knife to write on it.
But what is engraved, because the scumbag is completely lying on it, the drone has adjusted the angle several times and still can't take a picture of the content, which makes everyone anxious!
"The cameraman buckles the chicken legs tonight! I'm so special to see what the scumbag has written. What are you showing me about the scumbag's neckline? LSP!"
"What do you mean, scumbag? Do you want to do it? So draw a ghost talisman?"
"I don't understand, why are you blowing it into a balloon? Could it be that you want the balloon to send the salt back?"
"Are you brainless upstairs? How do you know which direction the wind will blow, what if it blows in the wrong direction?"
"What if you get caught by a tree?"
"Do you think the scumbag is as stupid as you with such a stupid method? If you don't say anything else, even if the balloon flies past, you won't be able to take it down."
"The scumbag definitely didn't use such an uncertain method. You are too underestimated by the scumbag's cowardly manipulation."
"That's right, my scumbag uses TT, which time is it not guaranteed?"
"What the hell is that scumbag trying to do?"
Netizens chatted and discussed for a long time, but still did not discuss the reason.
At this time, after Chu Zihang carved the characters, he rolled the leaves and stuffed them into the salt condom.
Then, the rope he held in his hand was tied to the TT, and it was tied several times, very tight, and it didn't fall off after shaking it several times.
Chu Zihang raised his head, glanced at the big tree next to him, and glanced at the road when he was going back and forth, determined the direction of the base, thought about it in his heart, nodded, and then decisively released the TT with salt in his hand!
Really loose!
Are you going to make balloons?
The pupils of netizens shrank suddenly, they didn't expect that the scumbag really used such a stupid method!
Under the traction of the balloon TT, the TT loaded with salt gradually rose, and soon rose to a height of 100 meters, far exceeding the trees on the mountain, so there was no need to worry about being hooked by the trees.
Then, under the action of the wind, it really started to fly towards the camp!
"This, scumbag, can this work?"
"No, you really use such a stupid method?"
"I don't think so! Isn't this a child's thing?"
"I think it's OK! The scumbag has never missed!"
For a time, a bunch of question marks and arguments quarreled in the live broadcast room.
The netizens who swore before that Chu Zihang would not do this were extremely embarrassed, and then immediately began to question whether the scumbag was poor, so he used such a stupid method.
And Chu Zihang didn't have time to take care of this, after letting go of TT.
After finding that it was flying smoothly at a high altitude, he was too lazy to look at it and started to boil the salt again.
He has to cook some more salt to bring back, at least enough for a month and a half, otherwise he will be too lazy to come and go.
However, his behavior was decisively abandoned by scumbag netizens!
These scum powders of his are all old "pulling D ruthless", and when a new person is born, he decisively forgets the old one.
The eyes of all netizens were attracted by the TT balloon flying in the air, as if their hearts were tied by it and flying with it.
"It is recommended to set up a live broadcast room for TT!"
"Come on! If the cameraman wants chicken legs, he must catch up!"
"I want to see if the scumbag can do this trick!"
"Hurry up! GKD! I want to see TT close-ups!"
"One person's blood book kneels and begs for a close-up of TT!"
"Hundreds of millions of people kneel down and beg for a close-up of TT!"
A bunch of people shouted to see the close-up of TT, and the director of the live broadcast room also cooperated very well to turn the TT balloon into the main picture of the broadcast room, and Chu Zihang only has a small picture less than one-tenth in the lower right corner!
It's ridiculous, TT man was stole the limelight by TT. . .
Chu Zihang is so hard!
...
Temporary base, in front of Ice Palace cave...
After Chu Zihang left, Lin Xiyue stared blankly at the direction he was leaving, wondering if it was because of her body that she seemed to have lost her soul.
Her face was sallow and sallow, dry white skin began to appear on her lips, and her originally slender wrists were now swollen to the thickness of her original calves.
Gently press it down, and a bluish-white depression appears, which takes a long time to bounce back.
And Pig Pig is also super honest today, lying on Lin Xiyue's back, making her a pigskin sofa and giving her warmth.
The seven little bamboo rats were coiled around Lin Xiyue's legs, and they were all cute with her. . .
It's just that Lin Xiyue really doesn't have the heart to play with them now.
The peregrine falcon undertakes the only alert task, constantly hovering around, scanning all dangers with its sharp eagle eyes, the work is serious and responsible, and it is a pity not to give it an award.
One person, nine pets.
After Chu Zihang left, they seemed to have lost their backbone. They were very bored all day, very unmotivated, and did almost nothing.
"Scum—!"
Suddenly, the peregrine falcon neighed loudly.
It spotted a UFO!
The wild boar king was so excited that he almost knocked Lin Xiyue down.
As Lin Xiyue was ready, Zhu Zhu rushed to the entrance of the cave and began to meet the enemy!
And Lin Xiyue raised her eyes and saw the balloon in the sky, she was stunned for a moment.
"Scum - scum!"
The peregrine falcon saw that the UFO was still flying in the direction of their home, and ignored its threat, and the cry became louder!
Immediately, it fluttered its wings and closed its sharp beak like an eagle hook, trying to let it taste the power of its king in the sky!
Lin Xiyue's weak body suddenly burst out with strength, she jumped to her feet, a dazzling look lit up in her wilted eyes, and she shouted in a hurry:
"Don't break it, stupid! This is a token from Zihang!"
"Uh--"
"Scum—!"
After hearing the voice of the eldest sister, the peregrine falcon hurriedly swept up high in the sky, and then raised the platform to avoid hitting the UFO,
Then it immediately circled around the thing curiously, trying to figure out what it was, but it wasn't afraid of it at all!
"Grab it by the ropes and bring it down!"
Lin Xiyue saw the green leaves inside the balloon and shouted excitedly.
"Scum!"
The peregrine falcon wrapped its claws around the string a few times, then slowly descended while holding the balloon.
Lin Xiyue took the lead in rushing over, and the pig and the seven little mice also followed, one person and nine animals chatting together.
"This, is this true?"
"Isn't it?"
"How did the scumbag know that the wind must be flying this way? Aren't you afraid of changing the wind direction?"
"I lost it. In ancient times, there were flying pigeons to pass the book. Today, the scumbag is playing with flying T to pass the book?"
Netizens were dumbfounded one by one, and they never thought that TT could play like this.
Lin Xiyue couldn't wait to untie the rope and opened the TT with leaves.
As soon as this opened, after seeing the white coarse salt, tears welled up in Lin Xiyue's eyes.
The first time I boiled the salt, I thought of sending it back to her.
If that's not love--
She killed him!
Then, with her eyes dimmed, she opened the rolled green leaf and found the text engraved on it.
Then--
"Chu Zihang! I'm going to kill you!"
A shrill shout sounded, and after reading the letter, Lin Xiyue was so angry that her gums were swollen!
PS: 10,000 words will be delivered. .
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