Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

seaside.

Salt was boiled over the campfire, Chu Zihang lay in a hammock, and two peregrine falcons circled in the sky.

After a while, you flew above it, and after a while it caught up with it, still screaming "slag".

Chu Zihang looked at the sky strangely, not knowing what the situation was.

Where did this extra peregrine falcon come from?

Why are the two peregrine falcons fighting?

Then don't blame him for being short!

Bullied his bird, asked his divine arm crossbow to agree?

Chu Zihang immediately jumped off the hammock, picked up the God Arm Crossbow, 'Kaka Kaka' began to shake the winch to tighten the God Arm Crossbow, then installed the quiver box on the arrow slot, and slowly raised the God Arm Crossbow, Aimed at the two peregrine falcons fighting in the sky, and set the sight on the new peregrine falcon.

With his master-level archery, even the Peregrine Falcon, the king of the sky, he has a 60-70% certainty that he can kill him with one hit!

"Scum!"

But just as Chu Zihang was aiming, Bird Benben suddenly called out twice, panicking and flying under the other peregrine falcon with spots on its head, blocking Chu Zihang's shooting angle.

"Um?"

Chu Zihang raised his brows, wondering what was going on with Benben?

"Scum!"

Bird stupidly defended the other peregrine falcon, then looked at Chu Zihang and shook his head desperately at him.

Chu Zihang understood what it meant and put down the divine arm crossbow.

But he didn't know what medicine was sold in this stupid bird gourd.

Do you want him to hurt his companions, or do you want to beat it up on your own?

Shaking his head, Chu Zihang didn't worry about it, intending to see what the hell the bird was thinking.

Afterwards, the two flew up and down for a while, as if who could fly better and who was more handsome.

Then the spotted peregrine falcon glanced at the bird and flew away proudly with a long cry.

On the other hand, Bird Benben slowed down, looking like he had defeated the rooster, his expression was extremely lonely, and he couldn't show a trace of spirit at all.

"come over."

Chu Zihang stretched out his arms, and the peregrine falcon flew up immediately.

"What? Was bullied?"

Chu Zihang asked with concern.

The peregrine falcon shook his head.

"That is, broken-hearted' '?"

The peregrine falcon shook his head again.

After a short while, the peregrine falcon nodded shyly again, embarrassed to see Chu Zihang.

That little expression amused Chu Zihang, and even made the netizens in front of the live broadcast room laugh.

"Hahaha! Bird's stupid spring heart is rippling, is this the first love? So cute!"

"Quack, this old man's girlish heart, I think I was so shy when I was chased by ten girls."

"Upstairs, are you thinking of peaches?"

Chu Zihang patted the peregrine falcon on the head silently, and said fiercely: "You look at your talent! A manly man, why is there no wife?"

"Scum - scum~~!"

The peregrine falcon drooped his head and was extremely aggrieved.

That means it seems to say: Chu Zihang does not understand.

Then it fell listlessly to the ground, drawing small circles on the beach, shoulders shrugged as if crying.

"Yeah, do you still want to cry? Don't be disgusting with me!"

Chu Zihang twitched the corners of his mouth speechlessly and shouted:

"Go, help me get the takeout back, and I'll teach you how to chase a girl in a while! You don't have the skills at all, so how dare you be my lover's pet?"

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon suddenly raised his head, his eyes brightened, and then spread his wings and flew towards the TT drone delivery that was still drifting towards the sea.

However, netizens twitched their lips and were almost petrified!

"Are you a lover? How dare you say this? I'm blushing for you!"

"Titanium alloy straight man said he was a lover? Only that stupid bird would believe this, right?"

"Miss Xiyue has been delivered to the door, and you don't dare to eat it. What can you teach stupid?"

"I've been fooled! Stupid! You're such a fool! Can you believe what he said?"

"I would like to see what kind of bad ideas the straight man scumbag of titanium alloys will come up with to make Bird Benben chase the girl!"

"+1! I want to see how Bird Benben was killed by the scumbag! Just wait for Bird Benben to lose his love!"

"...Are you still alone upstairs? Don't forget to call me hi!"

Obviously, this statement came from Chu Zihang's mouth, and everyone believed it.

But Chu Zihang is full of information.

Chasing girls, what a simple matter.

It's not his Chu Zihang blowing, at least he has a 0 failure rate now!

(never chased)

It is billions of times stronger than the bird with a 0 success rate!

Soon, the peregrine falcon flew from the sky, grabbed the bamboo tube that Lin Xiyue tied with its paws, and slowly landed with the TT balloon.

Chu Zihang took the TT drone, untied the TT attached to it, let out the breath, and put it away like a baby, waiting for it to come in handy next time.

Now he loves it to death.

This is clearly the number one artifact in the wilderness!

Then he opened a bamboo tube of ice-cold bear wine that Lin Xiyue brought him.

As soon as he touched the bamboo tube, an icy feeling hit his heart, making him eager to open it and take a sip.

"Grumbling!"

Take this sip, and your heart will be cool, Qi Feiyang!

Simply awesome!

Then he opened the bamboo tube rice again, and it seemed okay.

But when you taste it, the difference with him is not a star and a half, and you need a little dish.

Chu Zihang was thinking about how to make some side dishes.

"¨〃Slag!"

At this time, the peregrine falcon urged anxiously.

"Bumblebee, okay, okay, I'll teach you now."

Chu Zihang was very helpless to be rubbed by it, so he could only teach his secret skills of not passing on girls first.

And everyone in front of the live broadcast room immediately pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what tricks he has for this straight titanium man.

Especially the fans of Chu Zihang's group of junior high school students and elementary school students, it's called looking forward to it, and they want to learn a trick or two from the scumbag!

"It's easy to fall in love."

Chu Zihang stood with his head held high and snorted in disdain, like a big boss.

Immediately, he calmly asked:

"Fighting is kissing, scolding is love, have you heard of it?"

The peregrine falcon shook his head.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't heard it, just do as I say.

If you go up and give it a cut now, it will know that you are amazing, and after finding out that you are amazing, it will like you.

Think about it, that little girl doesn't like mighty boys? right? "

Chu Zihang said with an inscrutable look.

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon nodded, thinking that this is a good way (Wang Zhao)!

This stunned his wings and flew towards the spotted peregrine falcon. This time he must beat her to find Bei, let her know how powerful he is!

"Uh~!"

"Pfft! Hahahahaha! I can't help it, I'm laughing to death baby 1"

"The scumbag is right! Beating is kissing, and scolding is love! You must beat as much as you can!"

"Children, please don't study! The above are all wrong examples!"

"Quack quack! This silly bird can't really believe it, can it?"

"Buddha! Two straight men have met together, and there is no one left."

"Sit and wait for the bird's lovelorn return!"

"The scumbag is too much, and the bird is stupid now!"

"Really? Why do I think the scumbag really thinks this is the case? Look at how he abused Miss Xiyue."

Netizens were laughing like crazy, staring at the peregrine falcon one by one, waiting to see the big show where its courtship failed.

And Chu Zihang picked up a torch and went to the beach to find some snacks to eat.

PS: There is still at night. .

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