Boss Chat Group of the Heavens and Worlds

You can't believe it...

do i need you to believe me

I took off my pants and let you see with your own eyes if I am a man. You can say that. Why don't you take off your pants and let me see if you are a man?

Seeing the news that Wei Wuxian sent in the next second, Sha Qianmo was almost not blown up.

Damn it, it's really hateful, I'm going to kill someone, I'm going to slaughter his whole family! ! !

"Boom! Boom! Boom!..."

Under the oppression of Sha Qianmo's anger erupted, several rocks fell from the top floor of this secret room and hit the ground, making loud noises one after another, causing Shan Chunqiu and others who were in the main hall of the Seven Killing Hall to suddenly Unsteadily shaking violently, at the same time, his face showed doubts.

What's the matter, Saint?

Yin Susu: "Young Master Wei, isn't your request a little too much? I'm still here with Leader Tu Shan!"

Did not participate in the hunting in Baifeng Mountain, but just received the news that my father and brother failed to attack Shaolin, and were captured by three eminent monks of Duzi generation. She stroked her forehead and said to Wei Wuxian helplessly.

Let a man take off his pants in a live broadcast in front of us in the group, how could this man make such a request, is he really shameless?

Well, even if this newcomer is as beautiful as a fairy, I can't help but feel jealous when I see it, but the group leader said that he is a man.

Taking a step back, this newcomer is not a man, but a woman, then you are going too far.

There are so many men in the group, you let her daughter take off her pants during the live broadcast, what do you think of him? !

To sum up, regardless of whether the newcomer is a man or a woman, taking off his pants is not advisable and indecent.

Tu Shan Yaya: "I think he is going to die!"

He brought Bai Yuechu and Tu Shan Susu to participate in the hunt, but Tu Shan Yaya, who did not end in person, said coldly in the group.

Because it was a voice message, Wei Wuxian could feel a deep chill through the screen.

Sister Yaya was angry.

Uh, well, she and Mrs. Yin are both women, so it's really not good for the new couple to take off their pants in front of them.

That being the case, then...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't think carefully, you two, please calm down." Wei Wuxian turned his eyes and apologized to the two female group friends, and then sent a message to Sha Qianmo.

Wei Wuxian: "@杀贵市, newcomer, today is the first day you join our Boss chat group in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms, I invite you to take a bath in the bathhouse of the affiliated world, let's take a bath together, chat while soaking, Just tonight, what do you think?"

Sha Qianmo: "..."

I don't think so, why should I take a bath with you, look at your smirk, it looks very dirty.

You want me to take off my pants, and you want to take a bath with me, don't you think that I have such a peerless face, so you have some unreasonable thoughts about me?

Let me tell you, I killed Qianmo, not Duanxiu!

Huoyun Cthulhu: "Hehe, that's a good suggestion. I've been planting trees all this time, and I haven't had a good bath yet. @威无贵, boy, invite me to go too, I don't have any money."

Don’t you know that people without money have no human rights in this group?

Seeing the news about Huoyun Cthulhu Aite himself, Wei Wuxian's face twitched fiercely.

This Huoyun is so thick-skinned that he wants to invite him to take a bath by himself. Do you think you are Mr. Pianpian or a peerless beauty?

You are a bad old man, you look like a thief, you are still a loser, it is disgusting to look at, taking a bath with you, I may not dare to touch the water in the future!

Wei Wuxian: "I'm sorry, but my money is only enough to pay for me and the new couple to take a bath, so uncle, if you want to take a bath, you can go to the moat of the attached world to get materials locally, or just jump in. Although right now It’s winter in the subordinate world, but you are a master martial artist, and you have zhenqi to protect your body, so it’s okay if you think about it.”

Huoyun Cthulhu: "..."

You asked me to take a bath in the moat, don't you know that's where the soldiers guarding the city gate peed?

Boy, I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language.

Wei Wuxian: "Group member strength evaluation.jpg."

Huoyun Cthulhu wanted to say something, but before he could edit the message, Wei Wuxian sent a picture, which was a screenshot of the chat group's evaluation of his strength.

I saw what was written on it—"Wei Wuxian, half a step into the fifth step of immortality, there is a possibility of stepping into the Nascent Soul at any time."

Seeing this picture, Huoyun Cthulhu's mind for editing the text suddenly paused, and then, the corners of his mouth moved, silently deleting half of the edited text.

I can't afford it.

When he joined the group, he was at the beginning of the third level of martial arts. Because he was punished by the group leader to plant trees, his sentence had not yet passed. Before today, he had no chance to do other things, including cultivation, so he is still at the beginning of the third level of martial arts.

So here comes the question, old man, who can I offend in the group?

Hero?

The day he left the customs, it seemed that he was the peak of the master, that is, the peak of the third level of martial arts, and he couldn't beat it.

Li Maozhen?

Martial Dao Gold Elixir, let alone think about it.

Yin Susu?

No, she and Zhang Wuji wear the same pair of trousers, and if you mess with her, you're messing with Zhang Wuji. I and Zhang Wuji are on par in martial arts, but Zhang Wuji has power, but I don't.

Marshal Hei?

Can't beat it.

Ximen Chuuxue?

There has been no bubbling, and I don't know if it is dead.

...

After thinking for a long time, Huoyun Cthulhu nodded, and he finally thought of someone he could offend.

who?

Sasuke Uchiha!

A little boy of twelve.

Well, this result seems a bit embarrassing.

Huoyun Cthulhu touched his face, pursed his lips, and continued hunting without saying anything.

Today is the day when the group event is held, the group owner gave himself a vacation, and he has to hurry up and catch that gorilla.

Martial artists practice martial arts and refine qi. If they want to become stronger, they must have good food, so that they can absorb nutrients and their qi and blood from the meat, so as to strengthen themselves and speed up the progress of cultivation.

So, gorilla, let me tell you, old man, I'm sure you will be eaten!

Transferring all his anger towards Wei Wuxian to the gorilla, Huoyun Cthulhu accelerated his running speed.

…………

On the other side, in the chat group.

Shaqianmo rejected Wei Wuxian's invitation righteously, and said that he would not let him go, and that a rude person like him should be thrown into the wilderness and suffer endless pain.

Into the wild?

Well, in the original book, Changliu drove Hua Qiangu into the wilderness, thinking that only three masters could do this kind of thing, so it turns out that killing Qianmo is also possible.

In addition, Wei Wuxian, you are too skinny, you can cause trouble too much, you really want to see his lower body, if I say he is a man, he believes that it is over, and he has to verify it with his own eyes.

In the original book, Jin Guangyao said that you will offend people and you are destined to end badly. Although these words are a bit vicious, they are not completely unreasonable.

With your deadly nature, if you don't die once, it seems that you will not be honest.

Thinking about it, Ye Shiqiu chose to ignore the threat of Sha Qianmo, and it would be good to make Wei Wuxian suffer a little bit, this is also for his sake, otherwise, as Jin Guangyao said, he will be surrounded and suppressed sooner or later.

At that time, things will not be so wonderful!

"You Suowei, I've met the group leader!" Just as Ye Shiqiu was thinking this way, he finally came to his senses, adjusted his mood, and greeted him.

What he sent was a voice message, with a trembling voice.

However, when he thought of the content in the group announcements and group files he had read, as well as the various products with magical functions he saw in the mall, he still suppressed his fear and stood up.

He has a dream just born - he wants to cultivate immortality!