Zhou Shengchen looked her up and down a few times and said, "You're nothing special. Before high school, you had a happy and fulfilling family life with more money than you could spend. Your father cheated on you and divorced you before you went to college, and then you got a stepmother."
Fan Xiaoyu's face turned ugly, but she didn't refute him because Zhou Shengchen was absolutely right.
Zhou Shengchen then looked at Xia Langlang: "You lost your father at a young age, but fortunately you still have your mother, so life is not too bad. It's just that you are not destined for love, you are isolated at work, and you are ostracized by your group. You are mentally exhausted, and many times you can only fight alone."
Xia Langlang's expression changed; her fate sounded terrible! And for some reason, she felt like she had heard Zhou Shengchen's words somewhere before.
(cjec) "This is almost exactly what my tarot cards predicted! I knew I hadn't made a mistake," Huangfu Shumin said excitedly.
"Why are you so agitated?" Zhou Shengchen glanced at her, then turned his gaze to Yang Jiaqian: "You have a domineering mother, so you are very repressed and your first half of life was not happy at all. Fortunately, you will take the initiative to change in the future, so overall it's not too bad."
Yang Jiaqian nodded thoughtfully.
Having watched the TV series, Zhou Shengchen could not be said to know everything about the women's lives, but he was certainly familiar with them.
Therefore, by pretending to be a fortune teller, he was still able to fool several people.
"What about me? What about me!" Huangfu Shumin exclaimed excitedly.
"I think it's better if you don't know," Zhou Shengchen said with a dry laugh after looking her up and down.
He vividly remembered that during Huangfu Shumin's junior year summer vacation, her beloved mother passed away from lung cancer.
With such a tragic fate, what's there to say!
"I don't want to!" Huangfu Shumin grabbed Zhou Shengchen's hand and said coquettishly, "I want to know, I want to know!"
"Then don't cry!" Zhou Shengchen decided to give Huangfu Shumin a heads-up beforehand. "You were born into a very happy family. Although your parents' love sometimes feels a little heavy, overall you've had a good life. It's just..."
Seeing that Zhou Shengchen was silent, Huangfu Shumin quickly pressed, "But what? Tell me quickly!"
Zhou Shengchen thought for a moment and said, "Your maternal grandmother died of cancer, right?"
Huangfu Shumin's eyes widened: "You, how did you know?"
Zhou Shengchen gave her a deep look: "Cancer has a certain familial genetic tendency, but not everyone with a family history of cancer will necessarily get it. It's just a pity that your mother..."
"You are talking nonsense."
Huangfu Shumin interrupted her directly.
Her petite face was fair and delicate, and large tears slid down Huangfu Shumin's cheeks, making Zhou Shengchen feel extremely distressed.
Holding Huangfu Shumin in his arms, Zhou Shengchen quickly comforted her, "It's my fault, it's all my fault, I was talking nonsense, Huangfu..."
Five minutes later, seeing that everyone nearby was looking at them with gossipy eyes, Zhou Shengchen bent down, picked up Huangfu Shumin, and carried her straight to the corner of the playground—the tea house.
Zhou Shengchen accidentally made Huangfu Shumin cry, and he suffered a lot, spending more than half an hour coaxing her before the matter was over.
Once Huangfu Shumin stopped crying, Zhou Shengchen looked at Fan Xiaoyu and the others and asked, "Have you joined any clubs? If not, you can consider my tea ceremony club."
Fan Xiaoyu picked up an application form and waved it: "I'm planning to join the publicity department, but I don't know if I'll be able to get in."
"My grades are alright, I wanted to go to the study club, but it's getting late, I'll be going now." Xia Langlang said goodbye to the others and left.
"I'm going to have an interview at the news agency, so I'm leaving too." Yang Jiaqian smiled, took a filled-out application form, and left.
“The head of the publicity department is a friend of mine. I’ll take you there later; they should give me some face,” Zhou Shengchen said to Fan Xiaoyu.
"Thank you so much!" Fan Xiaoyu said gratefully.
Afterwards, Zhou Shengchen took Fan Xiaoyu and Huangfu Shumin back to the propaganda department.
On the other side, Zhong Baiqiao, Chuan Yifan, and the other two went to interviews together and encountered various problems during the interviews.
Either Zhong Bai's straightforward personality led to his rejection; or Yi Fan feigned interest and flirted with girls on the spot.
In short, the two of them repeatedly encountered setbacks.
Qiaochuan was accepted almost every time, which made him feel very helpless.
Being accepted and then withdrawing time and time again, Lu Qiaochuan offended countless senior students in the process, which made him feel really helpless and annoyed.
In the end, Zhong Bai suggested that she go first for the next club interview, followed by Ren Yifan, and Lu Qiaochuan last.
In this way, if either Zhong Bai or Ren Yifan is rejected, Lu Qiaochuan won't need to go for the interview!
This would also prevent Lu Qiaochuan from passing the interviews twice and then withdrawing, thus offending his senior.
Having made their decision, the three prepared to go for their next club interview, and the club they were going to was called the Publicity Department.
Zhong Bai passed the interview for the publicity department very easily because her personality was so much like Xiao Haiyang's ex-girlfriend.
Chapter 75: Please Call Me President Zhou
In Huang Yanwu's words, Zhong Bai was practically a carbon copy of that person.
Furthermore, since Zhong Bai and Xiao Haiyang are classmates, it's impossible for them not to pass.
After Zhong Bai passed, it was Ren Yifan's turn to go on stage.
Ren Yifan pretended to be honest and awkward, and handed the application to Huang Yanwu.
It was just a fleeting glimpse that made him notice the beautiful senior sister sitting to Xiao Haiyang's right—Wang Ying.
Then he instantly broke down, quickly squatted in front of the table, propped his head up with his fists, and leered at her: "Wow! You're so pretty! Are you single? Give me your number!"
Wang Ying glared at him and said irritably, "Kid, I'm a sophomore."
"It's okay, I don't rule out relationships between older women and younger men."
Clearly, Ren Yifan had completely forgotten why he came here.
Seeing his shameless behavior, Lu Qiaochuan covered his face and quickly pulled him away.
Not long after he left, Zhou Shengchen arrived with Fan Xiaoyu and Huangfu Shumin.
As expected, Fan Xiaoyu passed the interview for the publicity department, while Huangfu Shumin filled out an application form for the publicity department.
After she finished writing, Zhou Shengchen crossed out the words "Publicity Department" on the application and changed it to "Tea Art Club".
From then on, the tea ceremony club gained another person.
After joining the club, Zhou Shengchen asked Fan Xiaoyu to take Huangfu Shumin back to the dormitory.
Huangfu Shumin cried for a while and is tired, so she should rest for a while.
Once he was all alone, Zhou Shengchen returned to the tea house by himself.
Sitting in the tea house playing on my phone, about half an hour passed before Zhong Bai, Ren Yifan, and Lu Qiaochuan arrived.
"Zhou Shengchen, where is your club president!"
Seeing that Zhou Shengchen was the only person at the tea ceremony club's recruitment booth, Zhong Bai couldn't help but ask.
Zhou Shengchen didn't say anything, but reached out and randomly picked one of the application forms from the three people's hands, crossed out the corresponding club on the application form, and changed it to Tea Art Club.
Then, Zhou Shengchen took out the tea house's seal from the table drawer and stamped it with the seal.
This move left the three of them speechless.
"You're not going to tell me that this counts as joining your tea ceremony club, are you?" Lu Qiaochuan's lips twitched.
“Exactly,” Zhou Shengchen said with certainty. “Our tea ceremony club is that simple and straightforward.”
Knowing they had some doubts about the legitimacy of the club, Zhou Shengchen showed them the paperwork and other documents from the drawer, while also handing each of the three a bottle of cola.
Previously, we asked the second-year senior to buy ten bottles. One bottle each for the three members of the publicity department, and one bottle each for Fan Xiaoyu and the others. That left three bottles, which were just enough for Zhong Bai and the others.
As for Zhou Shengchen, he drank the mineral water that Xiao Haiyang bought.
Having confirmed the legitimacy of the tea ceremony club, the three of them smiled happily, because they had finally joined the same club.
"Zhou Shengchen, where is our club president?" Lu Qiaochuan asked with a puzzled look.
Zhou Shengchen smiled faintly: "The president has already left the club and joined the music club. Now I'm the boss of the tea ceremony club. Please call me President Zhou from now on."
The corners of the three people's mouths twitched slightly.
Zhong Bai: "Then, President Zhou, what are our next instructions?"
Zhou Shengchen sighed and said, "First of all, I appoint Mr. Lu Qiaochuan as the vice president of our tea ceremony club. Lu Qiaochuan will handle all matters related to our tea ceremony club while I am away. Secondly, you guys go and steal a few chairs from the publicity department, otherwise standing all the time is quite tiring."
Of all the clubs, Zhou Shengchen only knew the publicity department, so he could only try to get benefits from them.
"Yes, President."
The three men puffed out their chests and said in unison.
It actually looks quite plausible.
Five minutes later, Zhong Bai and the other two each stole a chair back.
Zhou Shengchen looked at the sun overhead and said, "It's still quite hot in the middle of summer. I see that the Xingtuo Department has already filled all their positions and left. If you find it too hot, you can move their tents over here."
"You can have this."
Zhong Bai and Ren Yifan nodded and happily ran off to move the shed.
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On the other side is Bi Shisan.
Because he had always been physically weak, he decided to join a club that could help him improve his health—the sports department.
Holding the application form, Bi Shisan went to the sports department and handed it to the somewhat lewd-looking head of the sports department: "Hello, this is my application form."
The Minister of Sports took the registration form, glanced at it briefly, and was immediately speechless.
Because in the "Special Skills" section, Bi Shisan wrote down more than twenty.
"Wow, you have so many talents, why did you come to the sports department?" The head of the sports department didn't quite understand Bi Shisan's thinking.
In his eyes, his sports department wasn't anything special, and there was no need for this genius with so many talents to come here.
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"For the sake of physical fitness," Bi Shisan replied earnestly.
The Minister of Physical Education nodded: "Okay, you wait over there for a while, and then run a kilometer with the other students. It's not difficult, just finish it in six minutes."
Bi Shisan put down his backpack and started doing warm-up exercises on the side.
"Sigh, we probably hired too many people again this year."
At the recruitment office, the deputy director of the sports department was sighing.
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