Zhou Shengchen shook his head and said, "I'm here to see your minister, Xiao Haiyang."
"Looking for me? Who's looking for me?"
Xiao Haiyang, who had been lying there asleep, quickly looked up when he heard someone calling him: "Zhou Shengchen, what do you want? Want to join our publicity department?"
“Your propaganda department is full of trivial matters. I only joined because I was bored!” Zhou Shengchen casually picked up a chair and squeezed between Xiao Haiyang and Huang Yanwu. “My girlfriend and her roommate are coming over, so I’m waiting for them here.”
Xiao Haiyang gave an "oh" and lazily asked, "Which club did you join?"
“Tea ceremony club,” Zhou Shengchen replied casually.
"Tea ceremony club?" Xiao Haiyang was taken aback and asked Huang Yanwu, who was standing next to him, "Does our school have this club?"
Huang Yanwu thought about it carefully and hesitated, "I... I don't think so? Anyway, I haven't heard of this club in the past few years."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Haiyang immediately turned his gaze to Zhou Shengchen, as if asking, "Are you sure you've joined some kind of tea ceremony club?"
Zhou Shengchen said helplessly, "When I joined the club, there was only one president, and then he left as soon as I joined. Now, I am the president of the Tea Ceremony Club."
Chapter 73: Xiao Haiyang's Stunning Performance
Xiao Haiyang: "..."
Huang Yanwu: "..."
The people nearby: "..."
"You're in pretty bad shape, junior brother!"
Wang Ying, a sophomore who was accompanying Xiao Haiyang and Huang Yanwu in interviewing new recruits, said with a forced smile.
Zhou Shengchen laughed and said, "Then you've got it wrong. I'm not miserable at all. Actually, I only joined the tea ceremony club because it seemed like a relaxed place..."
While Zhou Shengchen was chatting with Wang Ying, a sophomore, Huang Yanwu signaled for the next person to come for an interview.
Coincidentally, Zhou Shengchen, who came for the interview, knew Pan Zhen, the guy from the directing class who liked to act like a big brother during military training.
When Pan Zhen saw that the person sitting in the minister's seat was Xiao Haiyang, he immediately felt something was wrong.
Huang Yanwu didn't notice his unusual behavior and said in a businesslike manner, "Tell me why you want to join our propaganda department."
Pan Zhen swallowed hard, and said nervously, "I really wanted to join our publicity department during military training because I love taking photos and videos. I think my personality is well-suited to the publicity department, and I hope to have the opportunity to join this big family. Thank you."
Huang Yanwu was fairly satisfied with Pan Zhen's words, so he couldn't help but ask Xiao Haiyang, who was standing next to him, "Old Xiao, I think this is good. Do you have any questions?"
Seeing Huang Yanwu actually ask Xiao Haiyang, Pan Zhen panicked even more, but the die was cast and he had no way out.
Just as Pan Zhen, with his petty mind, was thinking that Xiao Haiyang would deliberately make things difficult for him, Xiao Haiyang didn't even look at him and told Huang Yanwu to decide for himself.
Huang Yanwu was speechless: "Brother, don't forget, you are the minister of our department."
"Aren't you the same?" Xiao Haiyang chuckled, then turned to Wang Ying and asked casually, "Is there any water?"
Wang Ying shook her head and said, "I'll go buy it for you, senior brother."
Xiao Haiyang narrowed his eyes: "You're a sophomore, right?"
Wang Ying nodded: "Yes, I'm a sophomore now."
“Then call me junior brother, I’m a freshman,” Xiao Haiyang corrected.
"Stop joking, senior brother. You were the one who recruited me last year," Wang Ying said, at a loss for words.
Xiao Haiyang said with utmost seriousness, "You still have to call me junior brother."
"Fine, alright!" Wang Ying said helplessly.
Xiao Haiyang coughed twice: "I'm so thirsty, could you go buy some water?"
Wang Ying immediately stood up: "I'll go buy it right away, what do you need, senior brother?"
"Bottled water is fine, just have the supermarket staff carry a case." After saying that, Xiao Haiyang didn't forget to correct her earlier statement and told her to call him his junior brother.
"Beautiful senior sister, could you please bring me ten ice creams and ten bottles of cola? Thank you." Zhou Shengchen suddenly took out five hundred yuan and stuffed it into Wang Ying's hand.
Wang Ying hurriedly waved her hand: "I don't need that much, I..."
"The rest is payment, I'll have to trouble you, Senior Sister," Zhou Shengchen interrupted.
"Well, okay then!" Wang Ying hesitated for a moment, then turned and ran towards the convenience store.
"Over four hundred yuan for a delivery fee, you're quite generous!" Xiao Haiyang said with a mocking expression. "You wouldn't be thinking of hitting on her, would you?"
“I have a girlfriend,” Zhou Shengchen said seriously. “And I just have too much money and want to spend it.”
“Okay!” Xiao Haiyang shrugged, glanced at Pan Zhen who was conducting the interview, and asked Huang Yanwu, “Do you think he’s pretty good, senior?”
Xiao Haiyang emphasized the last two words, in particular.
His words completely stumped Huang Yanwu.
He said, speechless, "Can you stop calling me senior brother? You idiot."
"Anyway, I'm a freshman," Xiao Haiyang said shamelessly.
Huang Yanwu said irritably, "Your mentality is extremely twisted right now."
Looking at Xiao Haiyang's smug expression, Zhou Shengchen was speechless: "Xiao Haiyang, I'm only now realizing that you're truly shameless!"
Xiao Haiyang chuckled and didn't refute. Then he looked at Pan Zhen and said to Huang Yanwu that as long as Huang Yanwu thought it was good, he could confess.
It must be said that although Xiao Haiyang has all sorts of flaws, he would never use his position for personal revenge, a quality that surpasses that of many others.
And that's how Pan Zhen ended up in the propaganda department.
Pan Zhen's next one is Lin Luoxue.
"This girl is quite pretty!" Huang Yanwu said to Xiao Haiyang, tilting his head.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Haiyang deliberately raised his voice: "Lin Luoxue, the handsome guy to Zhou Shengchen's left said you're pretty."
"Really!" Lin Luoxue smiled gracefully at Huang Yanwu, her lips curving slightly. "It's a great honor to receive your praise, Senior Brother."
"Is she in your class?" Huang Yanwu couldn't help but ask when Xiao Haiyang called out Lin Luoxue's name directly.
"Are you regretting not repeating two years with me now? How come your taste hasn't changed at all?" Xiao Haiyang nodded and then joked.
Huang Yanwu readily agreed, then winked and said, "We all have low taste. In your eyes, no girl can compare to Zhao Xi..."
"Why!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Haiyang's expression immediately changed.
Huang Yanwu noticed the change in his expression and stopped talking.
Because, as Xiao Haiyang's good brother, he knew better than anyone what had happened between that woman and Xiao Haiyang.
Zhou Shengchen saw that Xiao Haiyang and Huang Yanwu looked dejected because of a name they hadn't said, and he immediately understood what was going on.
He looked at Xiao Haiyang and said calmly, "You seem to be in a bad mood. How about I tell your fortune?"
"You can divine?" Xiao Haiyang asked in surprise.
"I know a little." Zhou Shengchen smiled slightly. "I've studied the I Ching and Bagua for two years, so I should be able to calculate a bit and tell you your birth date and time."
Born on January 18, 1993.
"Time!"
"Three o'clock in the morning!"
Zhou Shengchen counted on his fingers, pretending to calculate, and said, "You are a Shenwu (申戊) person, lacking water in your destiny, and your birth hour belongs to fire. The characters 'Haiyang' (海洋) in your name both have a water element, which means that although your destiny is noble, your yang fire is insufficient and your yin element is strong. Did you have a girlfriend before, but it ended badly?"
Xiao Haiyang was stunned. He opened his mouth and couldn't say a word for a long time.
After a long while, he finally nodded.
Zhou Shengchen continued, "That person is your sister's classmate, five years older than you, right?"
"Correct!"
"She can paint oil paintings, and she paints them very well, right?"
"Correct!"
"If she has a fever or a cold, regular medicine won't work, right?"
"Correct!"
"Her surname is Zhao, and her given name contains the character 'Xi', right?"
"Correct!"
"Holy crap!" Huang Yanwu's mouth dropped open as he stared at Zhou Shengchen in disbelief. "You... you calculated all of this?"
Zhou Shengchen smiled slightly and said to Lin Luoxue beside him, "Xue'er, tell them both what kind of person I am when we first met."
Chapter 74: Huangfu Cried Again
Lin Luoxue thought about it carefully and said, "I remember when you first met me and Lu Qiaochuan, you said you were from the 'Tianji Sect' and specialized in fortune telling. You even told our fortunes back then."
"Is the calculation accurate?" Huang Yanwu asked hurriedly.
Lin Luoxue forced a smile and said, "What you said earlier was quite accurate, but I haven't experienced the later part yet, so I don't know if it's accurate or not."
"The rest is the same." Zhou Shengchen smiled, then turned to Xiao Haiyang and asked, "The person you like should have almost the exact same personality as Zhong Bai, right?"
Xiao Haiyang looked completely lost and dejected.
“Looks like I wasn’t wrong,” Zhou Shengchen said mysteriously. “The person you like will marry someone whose name contains the character ‘Dong’. They should get married before the final exams, and you’ll be in charge of photography that day.”
"You're talking nonsense." Xiao Haiyang's voice suddenly rose. "I've already broken up with her, I don't even dare to invite her, how could I possibly be a photographer at her wedding?"
"Time will tell." Zhou Shengchen looked at Xiao Haiyang with feigned profundity. "If I'm not mistaken, you were summoned by Ye Jiping in the future, and you didn't know beforehand that person was your ex-girlfriend."
"What does this have to do with Ye Jiping?" Xiao Haiyang asked, puzzled.
"Guess." Zhou Shengchen smiled mysteriously, continuing to count on his fingers, and made up a story: "One in the east and one in the west should have been an excellent match, but unfortunately, their fates clashed. In the end, your ex-girlfriend will lose her husband in her thirties, lose her child in her forties, and then die a tragic death. What a pity!"
"What's a pity?" A familiar voice rang out. Zhou Shengchen looked up and saw Huangfu Shumin leading Fan Xiaoyu and others over.
"I was just having a hunch about my fortune, there's nothing to regret," Zhou Shengchen said casually.
"You can tell fortunes too? How about you tell my fortune?" Huangfu Shumin didn't react much, but Fan Xiaoyu became interested as soon as she heard that.
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