Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!

Many citizens were laughing at the same time... a double torment!

……

a few minutes ago,

On the road, taxis

"Don't ask me how many people I've loved in my life, you don't know how deep my wounds are..."

The four members of the Song Zihao group have started traveling together again.

Little Ma: "It's almost 10 PM, let's hurry up and get some late-night snacks."

Song Zihao slammed his fist on the steering wheel, exclaiming helplessly, "Xiao Ma, I'm broke. I've been eating late-night snacks with you guys every day, and even gave A-Jie a red envelope. Now I'm completely broke..."

Little Ma looked at Ah Jian: "Do you have money?"

Ah Jian, with a toothpick in his mouth, pulled out two empty pockets: "Brother, you know me. My shop in New York got smashed up, and I lost all my money. I have no money left."

Little Ma looked at Long Si and thought, "Ha, a stinking old man, a poor wretch!"

Brother Ma looked up to the sky and lamented, "Brother Hao, I never imagined that we, who were once heroes, would be reduced to not even having money for a late-night snack..."

Suddenly, Little Ma said, "How about we go kidnap someone?"

Song Zihao: "No way!"

Long Si: "No way!"

By this time, they had unknowingly driven to the night market street.

I have a special connection with late-night food streets!

then……

They saw a familiar scene:

Mass vomiting~~~

"what happened?"

"Is someone eating shit again?"

"Stop talking... Ugh~~~~"

Little Ma immediately felt nauseous.

The other three reacted in unison, also starting to yum.

……

the other side,

A thousand-square-foot mansion.

Fund manager Martin stared blankly at the news.

"yue~~~"

As he vomited, he prayed: "I hope this revenge fund's execution won't be ruined!"

……

On another day, Yoshio Tsukamoto's act of eating excrement once again made headlines across Hong Kong.

Newspaper sales have plummeted again!

Next,

one day……

Two days...

Three days...

Assassins from all over the world keep coming to Hong Kong Island...

Soon, they discovered that this Hong Kong Island was a little different!

Sorry I'm late...

Chapter 248 Life Mentor Hong Jipeng: Revenge Fund?

These assassins, after arriving in Hong Kong, were not overly arrogant.

They kept a low profile for four days.

The Revenge Foundation Conference has officially begun!

Around 8 a.m. that day,

The Tsukamoto Building then became lively.

Don't get the wrong idea... It's not assassins who've arrived, but reporters from Asia Television, TVB, and various newspapers.

TVB reporter Lok Wai-ching: "Hello, fellow citizens of Hong Kong Island..."

"Where I am now is the famous Tsukamoto Building."

"This building is probably familiar to all Hong Kong citizens. The famous Yoshio Tsukamoto was kidnapped here, followed by the incident of eating feces, then a huge uproar over mourning, and his ashes were flushed down the toilet here..."

(Yoshio Tsukamoto: "This matter can't be resolved, can it?!")

Meanwhile, Fang Siwei was also recording a news report: "In addition, his grandson, Eiji Tsukamoto, was also kidnapped here. After being extorted for 5 million US dollars, he was forced to eat feces..."

(Eiji Tsukamoto: "Please stop talking!")

"And today, this Tsukamoto Building will host an unprecedented launch meeting for a revenge fund in Hong Kong Island. Soon, assassins from all over the world will come to register and compete for the $1 million revenge fund."

Other newspaper reporters were taking pictures everywhere, and some even tried to sneak past the security guards to get inside and take more photos.

Clearly, the press was eager for more drama and focused on the assassins from the Revenge Fund.

Inside the building,

The revenge fund manager, bank representatives, impartial representatives, and lawyers—this group of people, looking at the surging reporters outside the door, collectively fell silent!

"........."

Things have gotten a bit out of control.

With so many reporters, would an assassin dare to come?

I've never seen anything so absurd in all these years.

If the assassins don't dare to come, how can this revenge fund continue?

Martin and his group weren't the only ones speechless.

Those dozen or so groups of assassins were equally speechless.

At this moment, the assassins were on the perimeter, wanting to enter the Tsukamoto Building, but after seeing the reporters, they dared not go in.

My inner monologue:

"Are you crazy? Why are there so many reporters?"

"We're assassins, we need to be mysterious!"

"The people at this revenge fund are so unreliable!"

However, in the end, one of the assassins made the first move.

A flamboyant man in a leather wallet went to a small shop nearby, bought a mask, and then arrived at the Tsukamoto Building.

Yue Huizhen, being the boldest, ran over quickly: "Sir, are you an assassin?"

The wallet-wearing assassin grinned through his mask: "That's right, I'm an assassin! The world's number one assassin!"

"Wow?" Yue Huizhen's eyes lit up immediately!

"The world's number one killer?"

"Excuse me, Mr. Assassin, what is your name?"

The leather-jacketed assassin smiled: "Remember my name... Thor!"

(Fulltime Killer)

Le Huizhen tilted her head: "Thunder God from Norse mythology?"

The leather-jacketed assassin exclaimed confidently, "No, I am who I am! Thor, that's me!"

Lok Wai-ching got the news she wanted and was immediately satisfied.

Tohru entered the Tsukamoto Building and introduced himself.

Thor took the lead, and soon the other assassins began to follow suit.

First, a female 'assassin' appeared!

The female assassin was dressed in sexy clothes, just like... a woman from Portland Street, and wore an angel mask. She walked like a drug addict, acting crazy and erratic.

"Miss, are you an assassin?"

"That's right..."

"Excuse me, what's your name?"

"Keep it a secret..."

After saying that, the female assassin went inside with a nervous urge. (Fallen Angels - Angel Partners)

Subsequently,

Another foreigner wearing a mask walked by.

He was rather aloof and withdrawn, completely ignoring Lok Hye-jung's interview and entering the Tsukamoto Building. (Léon: The Professional)

Then, one assassin after another went in. Some were foreigners, some were Southeast Asians, and some had just come from China after hearing the news.

Not long after,

A very short 'assassin,' wearing a mask, strode in. It was Crocodile Man; he had finally come.

Not long after, a simple-minded man wearing a mask arrived.