Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!

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Eiji Tsukamoto breathed a sigh of relief: "Now you can kill me, right?"

He was well aware of his own limitations and knew that he had no chance of escaping, so he only wished to die so as not to let down his ancestors and disgrace the empire!

"Die? No, no, no~~~"

The rabbit shook its head and said, "How could I let you die? Transfer another 5 million!"

Eiji Tsukamoto's eyes widened immediately: "Why?! Didn't we just agree on 5 million?"

The rabbit shook its head: "But you raised the money too easily just now, so your Tsukamoto family must be very rich! What is this money? It's the people's hard-earned money!"

The rabbit is full of righteousness!

"I, Ip Man, am a kind-hearted man. I cannot tolerate you plundering so much of the people's wealth! Naturally, I must take it back and use it for the people (bosses)!"

Eiji Tsukamoto was dumbfounded!

idiot!

How can there be such a shameless person?!

They broke their promise!

And they're still trying to come up with some high-sounding excuse!

"Give me another $5 million right now, or I'll send you to eat shit!"

"No! You're breaking your promise!"

"Men, send him to eat shit!"

"Wait... I'll pay, I'll pay!"

Eiji Tsukamoto was completely exasperated and quickly called the secretary of the country's daughter, asking her to raise the money.

However, this time something went wrong.

Xiao Rizi isn't really stupid. The first $5 million investment can be barely explained, but the second one is a bit outrageous. What kind of investment needs to be made late at night? And once wasn't enough, so they did it twice?

A phone call to Hong Kong Island revealed that Eiji Tsukamoto had gone missing.

I immediately realized something was wrong.

We're not going to pool our money anymore!

The rabbit, its wish thwarted, flew into a rage: "Someone, send him to eat shit!"

then,

Eiji Tsukamoto began conducting pendulum experiments, just like his grandfather, and started technically eating shit!

One time, he couldn't hold his breath any longer, opened his mouth wide, and accidentally bit into a mouthful of excrement...

this moment,

Eiji Tsukamoto was in tears.

"Grandpa, I'm sorry... I misunderstood you!"

(Tsukamoto Yoshio angrily lifts the toilet lid: Right now, get my ashes out of the toilet!)

Rabbit exclaimed happily, "Someone come here! Quickly send the video to ATV!"

"!!!"

Tsukamoto Yoshio cried out in anguish, "No!"

He became the kind of person he hated most!

……

Umbrella Company.

Ma Zhichao has just received the surveillance video sent by the foreign assassin, Wick.

The video shows Eiji Tsukamoto being incredibly arrogant, spouting nonsense about how he had insulted the empire and his ancestors, before ruthlessly splitting open the urn and dumping the ashes into the toilet.

Ma Zhichao: "…………"

What an outrageous display of filial piety!

In the original storyline, Eiji Tsukamoto eating ashes became a famous scene.

As a result, Eiji Tsukamoto, because he had forced Yoshio Tsukamoto to eat excrement, simply threw his ashes down the toilet.

I laughed so hard!

Ma Zhichao made a phone call to Rabbit: "How's Tsukamoto Eiji doing?"

Rabbit: "Boss, we've already extorted $5 million, but we can't extort any more, so we made him eat shit, filmed it, and sent it to ATV."

Ma Zhichao: "Okay."

After hanging up the phone.

Ma Zhichao, suppressing a laugh, instructed Tian Yangsi: "Send this video to ATV as well, and broadcast it together with the video of Tsukamoto Eiji eating shit. That will have a better effect."

Tian Yangsi: "…………"

Boss, you're truly amazing!!

……

22:00,

ATV News officially began airing.

The citizens of Hong Kong have already turned on ATV channels very consciously, waiting for big news.

Sure enough, today's news did not disappoint them.

ATV News Anchor: "Just now, ATV received another video recording from 'Ip Man'."

"This morning, the people of Hong Kong must remember Eiji Tsukamoto from Japan. They came in a menacing manner, wanting to avenge Yoshio Tsukamoto. As soon as they got off the plane, they clashed with Inspector Ma and were arrested and taken to the police station."

"According to the latest information, Eiji Tsukamoto has gained most of the support of the Tsukamoto family due to his fierce, domineering, and evil style of doing things."

"First, let's play a video sent by the 'mysterious man'."

Camera transitions,

In the main hall of the memorial service, Yoshio Tsukamoto's portrait is displayed.

Hong Kong citizens are speculating:

"This is where?"

"Look at that portrait, isn't this Yoshio Tsukamoto's funeral?"

Then all the citizens of Hong Kong witnessed Tsukamoto Yoshio's 'grand act of filial piety,' saying things like his grandfather was a disgrace to the empire and a disgrace to the Tsukamoto family, and then cutting up the urn and pouring the ashes down the toilet...

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

The entire city of Hong Kong gasped in shock!

"Grandpa's ashes were all flushed down the toilet?"

"He is a cruel person!"

"Judging from his words, he is definitely a fanatical militarist!"

"This guy is absolutely insane!"

"No wonder he dared to lay a hand on Inspector Ma!"

"Looks like Inspector Ma needs to be careful; this guy's a madman and not to be trifled with!"

Soon, the news anchor began, "Alright, next, let's watch what video the notorious bandit 'Ip Man' sent us."

The whole of Hong Kong is curious.

Then the camera switches.

Tsukamoto was bound into a long strip and suspended in mid-air.