Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!

"Excuse me, are you one of the assassins?"

"Uh...no..."

"If you're not an assassin, what are you doing here?"

"I want to earn that $1 million!"

"........."

Then that idiot went into the Tsukamoto Building, but soon got into a conflict with the bodyguards because he didn't have an invitation. In the end, the short crocodile guy came to his rescue.

……

……

The meeting ended an hour later.

Martin drove away.

Not long after, a traffic policeman on a motorcycle stopped him.

"Mr. Martin!"

“Officer, I’m pretty sure I haven’t broken any traffic rules or laws. What do you want?” Martin remained calm and confident as he faced the police.

The traffic policeman handed him a piece of paper and said, "Officer Ma invites you to lunch!"

Martin paused for a moment, then grinned: "Okay!"

Not long after, he turned his car around and headed straight for the Regent Hotel.

Following the address on the note, I arrived at a private room and found Ma Zhichao being served by a beautiful tea master.

"Officer Ma!"

Martin quickly put on a fawning smile and respectfully walked in.

Ma Zhichao glanced at Martin casually and pointed to the empty stool on the left.

Martin carefully walked over and sat down.

"I wonder what business you have with me, Sir Ma?" Martin said with a hint of humility.

Although he knew that what he was doing was legal and reasonable, he still felt very guilty in front of Ma Zhichao.

Ma Zhichao raised a cup of tea, took a sip, and then slowly said.

"I am very dissatisfied that your Revenge Foundation has recruited so many international assassins today!"

“These assassins are all destabilizing factors for Hong Kong Island.”

"As a police officer, I cannot stand idly by!"

"Therefore, please hand over all their information, including their names, contact information, temporary addresses, and related information."

Upon hearing this, Martin hesitated for a moment: "Isn't this against the rules?"

Ma Zhichao stared at him coldly, and Martin suddenly felt as if he were being stared at by a fierce tiger, his whole body tensing up.

"This is not a discussion, it's a notification!"

The language is filled with an unquestionable domineering attitude.

Martin was startled and quickly replied, "No problem, I'll send you a copy of the information right away!"

……

……

Noon, 12 o'clock.

ATV and TVB News are vying to broadcast news reports from the Tsukamoto Building this morning.

"Everyone..."

"The Tsukamoto Building is welcoming one assassin after another..."

The citizens of Hong Kong couldn't help but laugh as they watched the assassins dressed up on television.

……

A restaurant,

The assassin prince, who looks remarkably like the singer 'Eat shit!', is sitting in a restaurant with his female assassin partner, Qingqing.

Seeing himself in the news, his face immediately darkened.

……

Another restaurant,

The assassin Thor, who looks remarkably like Andy Lau, whistled and laughed when he saw himself in the news.

……

A street food stall,

Leon, a foreign assassin with a full beard, sits in front of his beloved evergreen plant as he sees himself on a television report.

Leon: "…………"

I had an urge to turn around and leave!

……

Inside a rented room,

Killer Angel, who bears a striking resemblance to a rabbit, seems lost in thought upon seeing a woman wearing an angel mask in the news.

Is this my partner whom I've worked with for several years but have never met?

……

Meanwhile, on the other side, Crocodile had tested Little Rich's skills and thought they were pretty good, so he took him to buy suits and trousers to dress him up properly. Finally, with sunglasses on, he looked a bit cooler and less silly.

But he was penniless himself, so he decided to take on hitman jobs.

"Assassins need to eat too, so you need to start taking orders!"

Then he took out a photo.

The photo clearly shows Boss B.

"This person was just released from the police station the day before yesterday, and the latest news is that he is currently at the amusement park."

"Someone has offered a HK$5 reward for his life. Let's go!"

……

At this time, the Umbrella Corporation.

Ma Zhichao is looking at the list of assassins he got from Martin.

Killer Crocodile, Little Rich...

Needless to say, it's that short guy from "The King of Killers," and that goofy guy too.

Angel,

She should be the female partner of the male assassin in "Fallen Angels," the Angel herself, who later wanted to retire from the underworld.

And then there's Thor, who should be the international assassin from "Fulltime Killer" who doesn't care about money but about rankings. I remember him vividly going straight to a police station in Southeast Asia to kill someone and blowing it up. He was almost like a madman.

Who is this Bart?

Ma Zhichao thought for a moment, and it seemed to be from the movie "You Shoot, I Shoot," where someone hires him to kill, but he ends up finding a target to collaborate with in filming the murder, pretending that he himself committed the murder, and fooling many wealthy employers, and it seems that in the end he made the underworld a mess.

And Leon?

Could it be the man from "Léon: The Professional"?

Wow, there's Wick too? "You killed my dog, I'll kill your whole family"—that's what they mean?

Huh? Jacky Cheung? ...No, his name is Prince. Could he be the one who had a dream conversation with Rosamund Kwan?

Ok?

Suddenly, Ma Zhichao paused for a moment. He saw two somewhat familiar-looking women with the names Qin Kailun and Katrin written on their faces.

Ma Zhichao was certain he had seen these two people before; there was no mistake. He thought back carefully and suddenly remembered that this was the same time the Political Department had framed him for selling laundry detergent, and the Political Department had searched Tianxia Renjian on the grounds that "these two people are international spies."

"So, these two are assassins?"

"Was your appearance in the mortal realm last time to kill me, or was it just a coincidence?"

I never expected this list to contain these insights.

Continue reading...

After reading it, Ma Zhichao only recognized eight or nine of the 23 assassin teams.

"Ah Sheng, have someone make contact with them!"

"Fighting to the death for 1 million US dollars is pointless. It's better to kidnap those people on the pig slaughter list. That's a quick way to make money."

"Persuade them to turn back before it's too late!"

Tian Yangsheng: "…………"

God, turn back before you go!

"Yes, boss!"

After giving his instructions, Ma Zhichao put on his clothes and left the Umbrella Corporation.

Driving,

We continued onward to the West Kowloon Headquarters.

We passed by an amusement park.

suddenly,

"Bang bang bang~~~~"

Gunshots rang out continuously.

Ma Zhichao paused for a moment, then without saying a word, he took out his gun, chambered a bullet, and got out of the car.