He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 169 Live Stream Selling Rocket Launchers

Chapter 169 Live Stream Selling Rocket Launchers
Given the extremely low productivity of humans on Earth, the purpose of their work must be to obtain the meager resources needed to sustain their vital signs.

After pondering for a long time, Delulu replied, "Because I want to live, meow."

Li Ji was stunned, but upon closer inspection, it made perfect sense.

"So, what outstanding advantages do you have compared to other applicants?"

Without hesitation, Dailulu replied, "I'm very fashionable, meow."

"What does this have to do with live-streaming e-commerce?"

"With such a fashionable older sister like me standing in front of you, you'll be tempted and definitely want to buy it, meow."

As she spoke, Dailulu stood up and shook the peacock feathers on her head.

Li Ji laughed inwardly.

His face remained expressionless.

"Let's put aside your fashion sense for now. Our company sells pet food, and your outfit shouldn't help our product sales at all."

"Pet food, meow?"

"That's right, it's cat food. This is our company's brand new, super delicious cat food."

Li Ji took out a box of Longjiang braised pork trotters rice from under the table.

The glistening, fragrant pig's trotters are served with greens and braised eggs, topped with fresh rice and drizzled with a rich sauce.

Dailulu leaned closer and took a sniff.

The peacock feathers on her head drooped into the bowl, and she flicked her neck, sending the feathers flying behind her.

"Is this really something for a cat?"

"That's right. This cat food is called Handmade Tonkotsu Tamago Donburi. Now please tell me, what advantages do you have?"

Dailulu carefully examined the bowl of pork trotter rice; it looked like fresh food.

It seems that Earthlings have pretty good food storage technology; they can even ship fresh food by express delivery.

Dailu swallowed hard: "I can empathize with cats, meow."

"When the cats see me eating so deliciously, they'll place their orders during the live stream, meow."

Dai Lulu pulled the Longjiang braised pork trotter rice in front of her, buried her head in the bowl, and began to eat heartily.

"It smells so good, the cats will definitely be tempted to buy it, meow."

Li Ji drew his gun: "Bang—"

Delulu's vision went black again.

"Why this time, meow?"

"First of all, what you're eating isn't pet food."

"Secondly, cats don't place orders on their own; the target audience for the live stream is cat owners."

"Those despicable Earthlings, they actually deprived the cat of its right to place its own order, meow."

"No one would give a pet the right to shop online!"

"I'll just meow."

"You're truly amazing."

Li Ji suddenly realized that Dai Lulu had invested a lot of money in him, so the pet she mentioned might not be...

Wait a minute! You're not going to yell at me, are you?

Delulu sounded completely bewildered: "What did I call you, meow?"

"It's nothing, I'm overthinking it."

"Again, meow!"

The image became clear again.

Li Ji frowned as he held Dai Lulu's resume: "This resume doesn't list your work experience."

Dailu blinked innocently, her eyes clear and foolish, clearly those of a college student just entering society.

"But I'm a recent graduate, where would I get work experience, meow?"

"I'm sorry, even for recent graduates, we require at least one year of work experience."

"If you don't let me work, how am I supposed to gain work experience, meow?"

The two men's tone became increasingly agitated.

"You don't have work experience, so our company can't let you work."

Delulu stood up, slammed her hand on the table, and yelled, "You have to let me work so I can gain work experience, meow!"

Li Ji retorted, "I've told you so many times, are you deaf, sister? Why don't you go and make an appointment with an ENT specialist?"

"We don't want the girl who has work experience!"

"Ha~"

Delulu gritted her teeth and began to pant, her ears folding into airplane shapes and her pupils becoming thin and elongated.

His hands were clenched, his canine teeth were showing, his eyes were sharp, and he was dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes.

It looks like an ancient zombie has sprung up from its coffin and is about to devour people. "I'm going to mark you, meow!"

After staring at Li Ji for three seconds, Dai Lulu's vision went black again.

[Error flagged, game over]

"Why is that, meow?"

"Where do recent graduates get work experience, meow!"

"How could it be correct with such a glaring logical flaw?"

"This is Earth. It completely simulates the job-seeking environment of Earthlings, without any embellishment."

Li Ji's words made him a little sad. He was glad he had transmigrated, otherwise he would have suffered the same torment.

"I don't believe you, meow. I think there's something wrong with your design, meow."

"I know the Earth best; there's no way my design could have any problems."

"Come on, meow! Let's see how many more loopholes you have, meow!"

The image became clear again.

Dai Lulu angrily slammed a stack of A4 papers in front of Li Ji.

"This is my resume, meow!"

Li Ji opened Dai Lulu's new resume.

[I worked as a live-streaming sales host at Miaomiao E-commerce Company for three years, specializing in selling pet food, achieving daily sales of 10 billion yuan.]

"Hey lady, there's a basic rule to bragging. The entire pet food market is only worth three or four hundred billion, and you're the only one selling it all."

"If you're so great, why are you applying for a job here? Why don't you just pay me a salary?"

Dailu nodded: "That's not impossible, meow."

"It's nothing!"

Li Ji drew his gun again.

"boom--"

The gunshot rang out, the recharge was credited to the account, and the game restarted.

Delulu's tone was irritable and rapid: "Resume, meow!"

Li Ji opened it again.

[I worked as a live-streaming sales host at Miaomiao E-commerce Company for three years, specializing in selling pet food, achieving daily sales of 50 yuan.]

"Excellent, your resume is very good. How did you manage to have three years of work experience during your four years of university?"

"Mind your own business, meow! I'm meowing!"

"You're such a woman. Let me give you an interview question."

Li Ji squatted down and, with great effort, lifted a rocket launcher from under the table.

“Here is a man-portable rocket launcher. I want you to sell it to middle-aged and elderly women in the live broadcast room.”

Li Ji carefully observed Dai Lulu's expression, which remained calm and showed no sign of anything amiss.

Dailulu's eyes scanned the rocket launcher from top to bottom.

Li Ji felt that she must have noticed the irrationality of this thing.

Selling portable rocket launchers to middle-aged and elderly women in a pet food livestream in China is highly suspicious.

"No problem, meow."

"no problem?"

"Hmm, what's so difficult about this, meow?"

Delulu looked at the rocket launcher with great confidence.

Earthlings are a bunch of savage creatures; they are always indulging in fighting and killing. I've seen it many times before on Earth.

This weapon is definitely available for public sale.

Textbooks mention the physiological structure of women on Earth, stating that they gradually lose their fertility in middle and old age, accompanied by hormonal changes.

They are prone to irritability and aggression.

At this point, you definitely need a handy weapon to vent your frustrations.

"Let's try it in the live stream room."

According to the game rules, Delulu should have been eliminated.

But Li Ji really wanted to see how she would sell the man-portable rocket launcher to middle-aged and elderly women in the live broadcast room.

Li Ji led Dai Lulu out of the interview room, through the tea room and densely packed workstations.

He pushed open the door to the live broadcast room, where the bright spotlights were slightly dazzling.

"This is our live streaming room."

(End of this chapter)

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