He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 168 Delulu's Self-Introduction

Chapter 168 Delulu's Self-Introduction
Lee Ki almost laughed out of anger.

She selected an Italian woman dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes for a job interview and even questioned my professional competence.

"Tell me, where's your clever little trick?"

Li Ji added the model that Dai Lulu had chosen to a dark scene and specially added a spotlight to make it easier for Dai Lulu to explain.

"People in China are all East Asian yellow races with distinctive physical characteristics, meow."

"Look, meow."

Dailulu pointed to the model's body.

"Black hair."

Brown eyes

"Yellow skin".

"This is a genuine Chinese person, meow."

Li Ji argued loudly, "She has white skin!"

Delulu stared wide-eyed as she pinched the model's wheat-colored skin.

"Are you colorblind, meow? If this isn't yellow, what is, meow?"

"She got her tan from the sun! And the difference between white and yellow people is not in skin color. In terms of skin color, many yellow people are actually whiter than white people."

Delulu gritted her teeth: "You despicable Jelly Cat."

"This is such an obscure piece of knowledge, and it's not even mentioned in the textbook, meow."

"Even if you're right about that, what's wrong with the clothes, meow?"

Unable to bear it any longer, Li Ji jumped out of the darkness and picked up his indigo-blue Qing Dynasty official robe.

Why do you think it's okay to wear this outfit to a job interview?

Dailulu's pupils were round, and she looked puzzled: "This is formal wear, and it's Chinese clothing, very relevant to the theme, meow."

"These clothes are from two hundred years ago!"

"So, meow?"

"So it's outdated!"

"Damn Earth's fashion cycle, it's so short, meow. I'll change my clothes, wait for me, meow."

Li Ji suddenly remembered that it took Dailulu four hours to select the Queen's skin.

"No need! Just continue playing the game!"

"Why, meow? This skin doesn't make sense. It feels so out of place for me to play the game wearing this skin, meow."

Li Ji quickly made up a lie: "You recharged and revived on the spot, so you're exempt from the redundant step of changing skins. You can just continue playing the game."

"So nice, meow?"

"I have another question, meow. Can players who don't spend money also get explanations from the producer, meow?"

"No, but after the game ends, we will send them a game report, which will explain the errors in detail and provide a video of the correct version."

Shark Baby's voice suddenly interrupted: "Why didn't we have that just now?"

"Because this feature is not yet finished, it will be launched in the official version."

"You're letting us play with it before it's finished?"

"Isn't that because we think of you first when there's something good?"

"Why do we feel like you're trying to mess with us?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! You two, be quiet and let Delulu continue."

The scene quickly changes, and we are back in the conference room.

Li Ji looked at the Italian Qing Dynasty official in front of him and tried his best to suppress his smile.

However, I couldn't hold it in any longer and secretly laughed out loud.

Delulu looked at the interviewer, puzzled.

She wondered: Why is the NPC laughing?
Perhaps this is Earth's job interview etiquette, meow?
In situations that we consider very serious, earthlings need to be more lively.

After all, they are the kind of animals that are immersed in dopamine and vulgar pleasure, so it's normal for them to be all smiles and laughter all day long.

Should I laugh too?
The corners of Delulu's mouth had just turned up when she suddenly froze.

No, wait!
Delulu suddenly remembered what the rules said: anything that doesn't fit the context is wrong and needs to be marked.

The interviewer's suppressed laughter was very subtle; it was definitely not the kind of behavior one would expect in that situation.

"Li Ji is so cunning. He actually designed such a hidden move for the interviewer. Luckily, I am quick-witted and observant, otherwise I would have been fooled by him."

"Now I can mark him by just staring at him for three seconds, meow."

Dailulu remained silent, her eyes fixed on Li Ji.

The atmosphere became a little weird.

The air was so quiet it was almost suffocating.

Li Ji felt a chill run down his spine.

The Qing Dynasty official in front of him was staring intently at him without saying a word.

He had only ever seen this scene in Hong Kong horror movies.

Suddenly, his brain received information from the system.

[Marking Error] "What did she mark?"

Lee Ki discovered that the other party had marked him.

"Hey, why did you tag me? Do you think there shouldn't be a live interviewer?"

"Wait a minute, will Delulu realize that I'm the one impersonating the interviewer?"

A chill ran down Li Ji's spine.

If Delulu knew that she had secretly played a prank on her, she definitely wouldn't let it go.

The scene returned to complete darkness.

Dailulu's voice came through.

Lee Ki's heart was pounding.

"Li Ji, this interviewer laughed in such a serious interview setting. He's obviously not from Earth!"

Lee Ki's heart stopped beating.

What am I thinking?
How could Delulu possibly have discovered it!

That's way too much of an overestimation of this cat.

"Why can't Earthlings laugh? He's the interviewer; he can laugh whenever he wants."

"You wicked cat! You're so cunning, cat."

"Where is he cunning?"

Dailulu's recharge was successful, and the scene has been restored.

"Please sit down, sister."

Dailulu replied in broken Tianjin dialect, "Thank you, meow!"

Lee Ki immediately turned off the background emoji synchronization to avoid giving himself away again.

Delulu lifted her robe with her hand and sat down on the stool.

This is what makes Hell Mode different from other modes.

In Hell Mode, everything in the scene is from Earth, just arranged and combined in strange ways.

For example, this stool is so high that the user's eyes are at the same height as the tabletop when they sit on it.

Delulu sat on the stool, trying her best to straighten up, revealing a pair of eyes in front of her.

The melon-shaped hat on her head attracted Li Ji's full attention.

It looked as if a Qing Dynasty zombie was hiding under the table, spying on us.

Lee Ki was glad he had turned off synchronized facial expressions, otherwise he would have burst out laughing again.

"Sister, please introduce yourself."

"My name is Dai Lulu. I have a bachelor's degree and majored in live-streaming e-commerce, so I'm a perfect match for your job, meow."

Li Ji pulled a gun from under the table: "Bang—"

Dailulu's vision went black.

"Why this time, meow?"

"There is no such thing as a live-streaming e-commerce model on Earth."

"The job is available, but there's no matching major, meow?"

"That's right, this is Earth. There are no specific majors for jobs. University majors don't lead to jobs."

"It's just like our major, meow."

"Again, meow!"

The scene was restored.

"Please introduce yourself."

"My name is Dailulu, I have a bachelor's degree, and my major is..."

Delulu carefully considered the design ideas for Earth's science and technology.

According to Li Ji, Earthlings will study majors in universities that are completely useless in society.

And the jobs that are needed in society are not taught in universities at all.

From this, we can deduce the professional names for Earthlings.

"I'm studying tourism management, meow."

Li Ji gritted his teeth inwardly, feeling as if he had been greatly insulted, because he had studied tourism management before he transmigrated.

You curse again!
He couldn't tell for a moment who was torturing whom in this game.

Just like his and Delulu's daily torment of each other.

Why did you apply for this live-streaming sales job?

Dailulu thought about it carefully.

Having no work experience, I had absolutely no idea what to say during the interview.

She began to think about the meaning of her work.

(End of this chapter)

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