He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 170 Hong Xiuquan Makes His Debut
Chapter 170 Hong Xiuquan Makes His Debut
At the top of the live broadcast room is a huge light sphere that emits focused light, shining in front of the microphone like a beam of light.
Dailulu couldn't help but lament how primitive Earthlings' lighting technology was.
A 19th-century camera was placed in front of the microphone.
A red cloth covered the top of the camera box.
"The photography equipment is also a bit bulky, meow."
"Don't Earthlings have portable cell phones and small cameras, meow?"
"I get it, it must be that those small devices aren't precise enough, so the images aren't very clear, meow."
"To get good results, you need to use this kind of large equipment, meow."
"Li Ji really can't fool me, meow."
A person was hidden under the red cloth, wearing a yellow robe, with only their lower body exposed.
Although the model's facial expression synchronization was turned off, Lee Ki still subconsciously covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing out loud.
The photographer emerged from under the red cloth.
He had a mustache with two slanted strokes and a goatee below his lip.
He wore a yellow robe with nine dragons on it and a yellow crown.
The words "Heavenly King" were prominently displayed on the hat.
He walked over with his head held high and shook hands with Delulu.
"I am Hong Xiuquan, the eldest son of God and the Heavenly King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom."
"I am the one who will be managing your live stream today."
Li Ji was trying not to laugh.
Dailulu was stunned.
This outfit is quite stylish.
But what is "朕" (Zhen)?
Is "Hong Xiuquan, the eldest son of God and the Heavenly King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom" his name?
Why is it so long?
Was he a mistake or a trap set by Li Ji?
Thinking about it carefully, apart from having a long name, there's nothing strange about this person.
"Hello, this is Hong Xiuquan, the eldest son of God and the Heavenly King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom."
Hong Xiuquan frowned: "You should address me as 'Long Live the Emperor'."
Long live the Emperor? Is that his nickname?
Don’t understand but respect.
Delulu shook hands politely: "Hello, long live meow."
It was quite a spectacle that Li Ji was able to witness the historic meeting between Hong Xiuquan and Qing Dynasty officials during his lifetime.
He handed the rocket launcher to Dailulu: "Let's start the broadcast."
Dailulu, carrying a rocket launcher, approached the camera and awaited Hong Xiuquan's instructions.
"Long live the sir, may I begin, meow?"
Hong Xiuquan spoke from under the red cloth: "It's ready."
Dailulu switched to a smiling face in a second.
She turned the rocket launcher to her chest.
"Hello everyone, I'm your host today, Dailulu Miao."
"Today we're introducing the Meow portable rocket launcher for individual soldiers."
"Most middle-aged and elderly women are facing the problem of losing their fertility."
"You will definitely find your partner very disgusting, but don't think this is a psychological abnormality, meow."
"According to data, 36% of people have the urge to kill their partner."
Li Ji frowned, wondering where Dai Lulu's data came from.
"This rocket launcher will meet everyone's needs, meow."
"Single-soldier style, no need for anyone's assistance, meow."
"Portable design, you can take your cat anywhere."
"No matter where the other party is hiding, as long as a person can get in, you can take it with you, meow."
"Large caliber, high power, one shot and my husband was blown to bits, I felt instantly relieved!"
"If your child makes you angry, give them a meow!"
"If your friend is making you unhappy, let's have a cat fight!"
"If you encounter a stupid interviewer who demands both that you be a recent graduate and have work experience, then go for it and send him to his grave!"
Li Ji felt increasingly uneasy as he listened.
Then I saw Dailulu carrying a rocket launcher, pointing it at me and pulling the trigger.
Suddenly, a flash of light appeared in the dark gun emplacement.
A rocket flew head-on towards Li Ji.
"Shinra Tenzheng!"
Li Ji raised his hand, and the rocket flew towards the ceiling.
"You came at me!"
Dailulu jumped up excitedly, carrying a rocket launcher: "Hehe, I caught you, meow. This move of yours is definitely not something an earthling would know, meow."
"Marked successfully, meow!"
Are you entrapping me?
"At least I caught a cat." "So? I passed the interview, cat?"
"You even tried to blast the interviewer with a rocket launcher, and you still expect to pass the interview?"
Dailu shrugged: "But I sold the product, meow."
"how is this possible?"
Li Ji didn't set up a feedback mechanism for live-streaming sales at all, so how could he possibly sell anything?
"It was indeed sold. I saw it."
Hong Xiuquan peeked out from under the red cloth.
He handed a tablet computer to Li Ji.
The page shows the purchase records from the live stream.
[Buy 1000 Shark Shark Shark Treasure]
[Buy 800 pieces if you don't eat nightshade fruit]
Li Ji's vision went black.
"Damn, I forgot about those two."
"They can directly adjust the parameters in the monitoring backend."
Dailu swaggered over and patted Li Ji on the shoulder.
"Interviewer, I passed, meow?"
Hong Xiuquan suddenly poked his head out and said, "I agree."
"The Heavenly Brother said: 'The Father will reward those who do good in darkness.' This is from the Gospel of Matthew."
"you shut up!"
Hong Xiuquan, his beard bristling and eyes wide, pointed at Li Ji and shouted, "How dare you! I am the Heavenly King, how dare you roar at me like that!"
"Shinra Tenzheng!"
As soon as Li Ji raised his hand, Hong Xiuquan flew out through the hole left by the rocket launcher in the ceiling.
"God bless me~"
The powerful sound echoed in the sky, lingering for a long time.
Li Ji turned his head and said expressionlessly, "Miss Dai Lulu, let's talk about the terms of service."
"Okay meow."
The two returned to the meeting room they had just been in.
"Let's talk about your salary and benefits."
"The salary for this position is 18k x 18".
Dailulu responded in Tianjin dialect: "What do you mean, meow?"
"That means 18000 yuan per month for 18 months throughout the year."
Dailu smiled slightly, stood up and slammed her hand on the table: "Objection, meow! There are only 12 months in a year on Earth, how could you possibly manage to send 18 months, meow!"
"There's only one truth—this is where things don't make sense, meow!"
Dailulu's eyes were resolute, and she stood up confidently, her chest puffed out, as if the python on her official robes also exuded confidence.
Li Ji slammed the pistol on the table, a playful smile on his face.
"you sure?"
"Meow~"
Dailulu's momentum immediately weakened by three points.
He shrank back, and even the python on his body lost some of its imposing presence.
"Isn't it a cat?"
"If you're convinced of your choice, you can try marking it?"
Dailulu pursed her lips and fell into deep thought.
Why is the other person making that expression?
Could it really be 18 months?
impossible!
Even using Earth's agricultural calendar, there are occasional instances where there is an extra month.
That's at most 13 months.
Five months to go.
This guy is clearly bluffing and trying to mislead me into a false perception.
With that thought in mind, Delulu straightened her back, pointed at the interviewer, and confidently exclaimed, "I'm sure, mark meow!"
Li Ji smiled and said, "Congratulations."
"I'm right, meow? Good meow!"
Dailu jumped up excitedly.
Li Ji held a gun in his right hand and waved with his left.
"Congratulations, you're wrong again."
"Thank you for topping up again, boss!"
"Li Ji, you son of a bitch!"
(End of this chapter)
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