He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 167 An Italian Woman from the Qing Dynasty Comes for an Interview

Brother Wang slid down to Dai Lulu's feet, clasping his hands together as if worshipping a Bodhisattva.

"Thank you so much, sir! I'll go get it right away!"

Suddenly, a huge shop window appeared in the darkness.

Countless models were displayed inside, like figurines.

"That's more like it, meow."

Dailulu strolled along the street with light, quick steps.

"This one is nice, and this one is pretty too, meow."

Until she saw Brother Wang standing in the shop window wearing pink lace panties.

Hands on hips, buttocks lifted, chest out, smile.

She is incredibly beautiful, just like a supermodel.

Delulu's expression froze instantly, her airplane ears trembled uncontrollably, and even her mustache quivered.

"Li Ji! I paid for this, and you're disgusting me with this kind of thing?!"

Li Ji's voice drifted from the darkness: "Respect the diversity of aesthetics; maybe some players will like this one."

"No, impossible, absolutely not!"

Shark Baby's loud voice came from the darkness: "I think it's good!"

"Shut up, meow!"

"Li Ji, right now you'd better take off these super pink lace-trimmed cat-themed bodysuits that I designed from this weird creature!"

"Are you sure? You don't want to see that scene."

"I'm telling you to delete this character, meow!"

"Friendly reminder: money that has already been topped up will not be refunded."

"I'll top up double, so hurry up and delete me!"

"You should have said so earlier, Miss!"

In an instant, the shop window became completely empty.

Delulu breathed a sigh of relief: "My eyes are saved, meow."

She continued by selecting skins for the new player guide.

After spending a full half hour choosing, Li Ji finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"Big sister, you spent a whole half hour on a part that has absolutely nothing to do with the game. By the time you finish testing it, I'll be graduating!"

"Striving for perfection, meow. This is my dedication to fashion. Since you have this function, you can't stop my experience. If you say another word, I'll withdraw my investment, meow."

Enjoy the game!

Delulu smiled: "That's more like it, meow."

After an unknown amount of time, a sound came from the monitor.

The three men, Li Ji and his companions, who were lying haphazardly, were suddenly awakened from their sleep.

"Delulu has started the game?"

On the monitor, Sister Wang, dressed in a flight attendant uniform, said sweetly, "Now let me introduce the rules of this ghost story."

Li Ji instantly snapped to attention: "Damn, I've spent so much time and I still haven't gotten into the game!"

Sister Wang continued, "The scene in this ghost story is a job interview."

1. Do your best to satisfy the interviewer to get the job.

2. Please behave like a human being and do not violate the social rules of humankind.

3. If you encounter anything in the scene that doesn't fit the scene's context, observe it for more than 3 seconds and then mark it. In Hell Mode, marking the wrong object will result in instant death.

"Before that, you need to complete the character configuration."

"Please choose the appropriate mimicry and outfit according to the target scenario."

"In Hell Mode, you cannot obtain scene information."

"You can also choose to charge—"

Before Sister Wang could even say the amount, Dai Lulu decisively said, "Top up the cat."

"But I haven't said how much to top up yet?"

"I'll top up however much you want, Meow."

Li Ji seized the opportunity to quickly change the recharge amount from 20 to 200.

Flight attendant Sister Wang smiled and bowed: "Thank you for recharging 200 Alliance Coins. I will unlock scene information for you."

Dailulu scoffed, "Only two hundred? That's cheap, meow."

Li Ji was secretly annoyed: "Damn it, they actually reduced it. She's Dai Lulu, I should have charged her a thousand."

"This time, the scene is a Chinese e-commerce company, and the position you are interviewing for is a live-streaming sales host."

What is a live-streaming e-commerce host?

"It's about selling products through live streaming."

Delulu smiled slightly, full of confidence: "Selling things, meow?"

"With my unparalleled talent and exceptional eloquence, there's nothing I can't sell, meow."

Sister Wang continued, "Let's start configuring your character!"

Li Ji felt a wave of dizziness and left the control panel. He said to his companions, "I expect that after another four hours of sleep, Dailulu should be able to configure the characters." Dailulu was wandering around in front of the character cabinet.

She carefully analyzed the game content.

"That treacherous Li Ji, every step of the game he designed is definitely a trap."

"The characters and clothing must be highly related to the scene, meow."

She remembered Li Ji saying that all Chinese people are East Asian yellow races.

"I can't tell the faces of Earthlings, but I can certainly tell their colors, meow?"

Not long after Li Ji and the other two closed their eyes, the monitor announced, "Game begins."

"So fast? That's not like Delulu's style."

Milia thought, "The class monitor probably already had this planned out."

Shark Baby said excitedly, "She must have chosen the big dinosaur too. Because as soon as she saw it, she would have chosen it without hesitation."

"I don't think that's possible."

Li Ji immediately connected to the communicator.

The surrounding scenery quickly disappeared, and he found himself in a conference room.

The surrounding area is made of glass walls, and outside the window is a bustling city.

He saw his reflection in the window, dressed in a suit and tie.

"This character model is quite the 'refined scoundrel' type."

"I can't let Delulu find out that I'm the one playing the interviewer."

There was a knock on the door.

Following this was a sweet female voice speaking fluent and clear Mandarin.

"I'm here for an interview, meow. May I come in, meow?"

Dailulu's choice of language was absolutely correct; first place is first place, and she would never make a mistake on such a small matter.

Li Ji replied in fluent Tianjin dialect, "Come in, sister."

He could hear a puzzled "meow" from outside the door.

Dailulu's cat brain went blank for three seconds.

Was he speaking Chinese just now?

I seem to understand, but I don’t seem to understand.

I remember now, meow!

This is how service staff in upscale restaurants talk, as seen in exam questions.

This must be an accent that's only suitable for formal occasions.

Then I should speak like that to make myself seem more formal, meow.

Dai Lulu pushed open the door and entered, causing Li Ji's jelly-like brain to freeze for three seconds.

A young European woman with wheat-colored skin walked in.

She was dressed in the court robes of a Qing Dynasty official.

No wonder you chose so quickly, you were just picking randomly!

Li Ji decisively drew his pistol and aimed it at Dai Lulu.

"Sorry, you've been eliminated."

"boom--"

Dailulu's vision went black, and all she could see was a large, blood-red character.

"vegetable".

Then another line of smaller text appeared.

You can choose to restart the level or exit the game.

Alternatively, you can choose to revive on the spot, which requires either recharging 20 Alliance Coins or watching a 60-second ad.

"I recharged it, meow."

Li Ji couldn't suppress his urge to complain: "Big sister, you just walked in and your game progress is zero, and you still want to recharge? Are you too lazy to open the door?"

"Mind your own business! I feel uncomfortable if I don't spend my money!"

"Tell me, why were I eliminated, meow?"

Li Ji urgently entered commands into the system.

[Recharge 299 to unlock producer Q&A]

"I've recharged it, tell me now, meow!"

"You're so generous, sister. Your problem lies in your race and clothing."

"You're too extreme. You spent so long choosing a skin for Sister Wang, but you can choose one for yourself in an instant."

"In Hell Mode, the character and the scene must match; you can't just choose randomly."

Delulu cried out in grievance, "I didn't choose randomly, meow. I thought it all out carefully, and it was full of my little tricks, meow."

"I now strongly suspect that the producer's professional skills are inadequate!"

(End of this chapter)