He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 102 Everyone Could Be an Alien (Tenth Update)

Looking at the dense messages on the communicator, Gu Yuqing turned to Dolly and called out, "Why didn't you call me?"

"Because I'm very busy."

"What are you busy with?"

Dolly shook the three cigarettes in her hand.

"I'm conducting an experiment to see if smoking the red, black, and white versions of Liqun cigarettes together will create a new flavor."

"You're just an idiot!"

Gu Yuqing immediately answered the phone: "Li Ji, wait for me, I'm coming right now."

"Senior, wait a minute, I have a bit of a problem here—"

After the call ended, Li Jicai uttered the last word.

"squeeze."

In the back seat, which was crowded with elephants and hive people, a green vortex portal suddenly opened from the roof.

The female students suddenly squeezed in.

The van was like a refrigerator crammed full of elephants and other bizarre creatures, about to burst.

The senior student's eight tentacles all reached into the front seats, squeezing everyone.

Lee Ki could feel the slippery, cold touch on his face.

"Hot, hot, hot, hot!"

Three cigarette butts were stuck to the skin of the elephant, Titi, who let out a painful scream, but there was nowhere for his body to hide.

"my hand!"

"Click——"

Due to excessive pressure, Lahu broke off three of his arms.

"How is this going?"

Gu Yuqing let out a painful scream.

The two sisters' heads were pressed against Lee Ki's chest, and all that could be seen was Lee Ki's chin covered with a large beard.

"Senior, I've already sent you a text message."

Gu Yuqing tried to bring the communicator to her eyes, but her hand was held down by Dai Lulu, and she couldn't pull it out at all.

"Why don't you say it again, briefly?"

Li Ji briefly recounted the situation.

"I never expected that such a small place would have so many interstellar people stranded here."

"Li Ji, you did a great job. Thanks to them, we had the opportunity to go home."

"As for courier 12138, given his actions, he has gone from being a person waiting for rescue to a criminal. He is guilty of trespassing, assault, and robbery."

"I'll bring the long, thin strip over to you in a bit. Then I'll grant you access to the Rahula Mimic Sphere's status."

"However, the location of the mimicry sphere is only a general range and cannot be precise to the individual. There are quite a lot of people in a single area here, so it will not be easy for you to find each other."

"Do not reveal your identity during this process."

"I understand, senior."

Gu Yuqing glanced at the few people crammed into the back seat.

"You guys come with me."

"Senior, Miss Galilee will have to stay a while. Her children have gone to find the deliveryman and need her to pass on a message to us."

"Then the elephant, Rahula, and I will come."

Rahula's compound eyes were constantly fixed on Galilee, who was lying on the roof of the car, but fortunately no one could see his eyes.

"Senior, I'd like to ask to stay and help! After all, it's my mimicry ball that got lost, I should find it."

"You don't even have a mimicry ability, so don't make things worse. I still have to clean up your mess. Let's stuff Lahu in first to make some room."

"No!"

In the crowded van, every movable limb, including the nose, stretched towards Rahu, lifting him up and shoving him into the portal.

He clung to the roof of the car with his three remaining legs.

"No! Miss Galilee, please give me your contact information!"

Miss Cockroach, perched on the car roof, her twin ponytails trembling in panic, asked, "Don't you mind that I've lost my husband and have many children?"

Lahu clung tightly to the roof of the car, shouting urgently, "I don't mind, I just like a cute, married woman like you who's widowed."

The scene before him was too bizarre. For the first time in his life, Lee Ki saw insects acting out a Japanese idol action romance film for him.

"Rubber, rubber—headbutt."

He suddenly stretched out his neck and used his head to push Lahula in.

"Phew, the world is quiet now."

Then, with great effort, they managed to push Pippi the elephant and the senior student back in.

Shark and Dailulu were finally able to climb back into the back seat, making the van much more spacious, and their bodies were no longer squeezed.

Lee Ki leaned back weakly in his seat, taking deep, labored breaths. "Milia, you're flattened, meow."

When Li Ji looked at the passenger seat, he saw that Milia was stuck there like a piece of paper, just like the Tom Cat movies he watched when he was a kid.

Milia's body trembled, and it gradually swelled up, like a water-filled balloon.

Is it normal now?

Li Ji looked at the bearded third brother in front of him, whose two round, bulging muscles made him feel somewhat uncomfortable.

"His pectoral muscles are overly developed."

Milia pressed her hand in forcefully, and immediately returned to normal.

Li Ji took out his communicator, and Senior Gu Yuqing had already granted him access to the location of the Rahula Mimicry Ball.

The current location is inside a building.

Judging from the mobile map, it looks like a luxury restaurant.

They quickly drove there.

Along the way, Li Ji and his companions made plans.

"We shouldn't alert them. Once we arrive, we must act like locals, otherwise the deliveryman might notice us."

"When you enter a place, do things that are appropriate for that place."

Dailu patted the bulging, deformed car door: "No problem, meow. With my little B assistant, we can all blend into the local life super naturally, meow."

"This way, I can catch people and experience Brahman life at the same time, perfect, meow!"

"I hope your little brat is reliable."

Li Ji continued, "The deliveryman has never been to school, doesn't understand Earth, and hasn't been here long enough to integrate, so his behavior must be very strange."

"We should carefully observe the behavior of those around us, and if we notice anything unusual, we should not make a fuss, but inform our teammates first."

"Then Delulu finished it off with a single blow using the Sleep Gun."

"No problem, meow."

Li Ji glanced at the passenger seat, where Milia was staring blankly at him. He worried that she was too nervous to engage with him.

So he asked, "Milia, is there anything you'd like to add?"

Milia abruptly snapped out of her thoughts.

She was completely captivated by Li Ji's superb driving skills.

She never expected that Li Ji would be able to drive Earthlings' outdated four-wheeled land transportation.

Li Ji's hands moved back and forth between the strange circular turntable and the lever between the two seats.

His feet kept shifting between the three pedals underneath.

She was completely absorbed in all of this; it was all so fascinating.

So much so that she didn't hear what everyone was talking about at all.

She could only reply blankly, "Nothing to add."

"Alright, Delulu, check the sleep gun again."

Dailulu took out the sleep gun and examined it.

"The sleep gun is almost out of power, meow. I used too much at once, so I'll have to use each shot sparingly from now on, meow."

"If we're really out of energy, let Shark Baby use a hand chop."

Shark Baby grinned and raised his hand, then excitedly waved it in the air, slamming it against the car door, which flew off.

A passing young man picked up the car door and ran away, leaving the car full of people standing there in a mess.

Li Ji said awkwardly, "We'd better not use the Shark Treasure-class weapon unless absolutely necessary."

They drove to the restaurant.

The restaurant is six storefronts in size and occupies the entire first floor of the building.

This small building in the county town looks relatively new, and its exterior resembles a self-built building in an urban village.

In a city full of dilapidated buildings, it is already a top-tier building.

A long red sign hangs above the entrance, with the restaurant's name written in Hindi and English.

A black and white photo of the boss hangs on the ceiling.

Li Ji looked at the magnificent restaurant pictures on his phone, then exchanged a glance with the owner in the black and white photo.

"This isn't false advertising, this is fraud!"

The place was fairly clean and hygienic; there was some trash on the floor, but not so bad that you couldn't walk on it.

Although there were rats and cockroaches running around, and flies dancing along, it was harmless. Who doesn't watch some animal performances while eating?

Li Ji has gradually gotten used to living with these small animals day and night.

They pretended to order five Brahman special meals.

The waiters were not surprised that they had ordered food for their giant cockroach pet.

(End of this chapter)